Eddie Ate Dynamite: But the answer to that is already on the internet.
fusillade762: 60 YEARS? And he just now decides to give this fancy new internet thingy a try?
log_jammin: Eddie Ate Dynamite: If the answer to every question is available instantlyIf the answer to everything was available instantly, my question of "how can I have sex with three, redheaded, bisexual, big titted women at the same time" would have been answered a long time ago.
Supes: Then he wasn't searching very hard...
Eddie Ate Dynamite: You two are forgetting something. If the answer to every question is available instantly then what the hell do you talk about while you're sitting at a bar getting drunk and/or being old? After a while everybody you've ever met for more than 5 seconds has heard all of your cool stories and jokes, and knows all your lies and opinions. All that's left is arguing over the vagaries that nobody remembers for sure or somebody misremembers.I guess you could go to a new bar and meet new people. But...nah. It's generally more comfortable to argue bullshiat with the people you already know. Just get rid of Google and smartphones. For the sake of conversation!
Eddie Ate Dynamite: log_jammin: Eddie Ate Dynamite: If the answer to every question is available instantlyIf the answer to everything was available instantly, my question of "how can I have sex with three, redheaded, bisexual, big titted women at the same time" would have been answered a long time ago.But the answer to that is already on the internet. I can't help it if you're too busy searching out the answers to stupid bar arguments rather than the important things in life.
x23: i forget the entire backstory as to why she never knew of any of them... but both her parents were born in the 19th century and they were *both* in their 50s when she was born. somehow.
Aidan: if that guy from that movie was Ed Lauter or James Rebhorn.
AgentBang: Isn't an 8 year old on Facebook violating the terms of service? I don't think it mentioned who's account the kid was using...
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