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Mr_Fabulous		2013-01-10 10:03:23 AM

3 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Elvis_Bogart: Let's make it something relative to today's America.

I nominate Kim Kardashian's ass.

Jesus, Elvis - we do need to be able to see the board, after all.

Pocket Ninja: Only losers used the thimble and wheelbarrow, anyway. Monopoly winners play the car, dog, or top hat.

Top Hat FTW!

For over 40 years now, I have been the mutherfarking top hat. Everybody else grabs for the flashy racecar and the cute little dog, while I just casually pick up my spiffy hat.

An hour into the game, everybody else is jealous of my class and panache. I even move it slowly from square to square, like a gentleman squiring about town.

I'm the goddamn Top Hat. Deal with it.