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(The Tennessean)   Button thief continues to plague thrift shop. OH, SNAP   (tennessean.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-10 12:08:11 AM  
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
 
2013-01-10 05:41:11 AM  
Excellent subby. That's gotta be the best use ever of that horrible phrase
 
2013-01-10 06:02:49 AM  
Sew what!
 
2013-01-10 06:04:01 AM  
Well at least he seems punctual, and shows up on time?

/right on the button
 
2013-01-10 06:11:12 AM  
Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation
 
2013-01-10 06:25:29 AM  

KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation


I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?
 
2013-01-10 06:26:28 AM  
Damn it, Grandma....

Sorry, guys. I'll talk to her.
 
2013-01-10 06:41:02 AM  
Someone is stealing Button? Poor McLaren... first they lose Hamilton, now this...
 
2013-01-10 06:48:48 AM  
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket...
 
2013-01-10 06:50:20 AM  

danielscissorhands: KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?


I'm guessing that in itself is the punchline? Did people talk to their tailors about their problems while standing around getting measured and fitted? I've never really been to a tailor so I'm just guessing.
 
2013-01-10 07:09:55 AM  

JustMatt: danielscissorhands: KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?

I'm guessing that in itself is the punchline? Did people talk to their tailors about their problems while standing around getting measured and fitted? I've never really been to a tailor so I'm just guessing.


Ok, that would make sense.

Who knew they could be such an understanding bunch...

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2013-01-10 07:30:56 AM  
Some vintage buttons can fetch a pretty penny but ruining the clothes to remove them is just rude.
 
2013-01-10 07:36:52 AM  

danielscissorhands: KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?


Both are Jewish?
 
2013-01-10 08:44:09 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Some vintage buttons can fetch a pretty penny but ruining the clothes to remove them is just rude.


Yeah, if you want the button that bad just buy the clothes. It's a thrift shop, for chrissakes.
 
2013-01-10 09:36:05 AM  
on the North Fork of Long Island this church in Mattituck named their thrift shop "The Glory Hole." Somebody told them about the connotation now its just called "church Thrift Shop"
My church thrift store caters to allot of men that like to dress like housewives.
 
2013-01-10 09:45:37 AM  

cakeman: on the North Fork of Long Island this church in Mattituck named their thrift shop "The Glory Hole." Somebody told them about the connotation now its just called "church Thrift Shop"
My church thrift store caters to allot of men that like to dress like housewives.


Funny.
 
2013-01-10 09:51:22 AM  

cakeman: on the North Fork of Long Island this church in Mattituck named their thrift shop "The Glory Hole." Somebody told them about the connotation now its just called "church Thrift Shop"
My church thrift store caters to allot of men that like to dress like housewives.


If I were them, I would have kept the name

/if anything, easy word of mouth advertising, and they don't need to change a thing
//prudes will prude
 
2013-01-10 10:22:09 AM  
Security is looking very closely at Amish women.
 
2013-01-10 11:48:48 AM  
This headline should definitely be tweeted, just so @fark can get a RT from one of my favorite bots.
 
2013-01-11 08:33:26 AM  

No Time To Explain: Well at least he seems punctual, and shows up on time?

/right on the button


I was thinking its an inside job too.
 
2013-01-12 03:14:12 PM  
I'm new here but I think this is the 2013 Headline of the Year.
 
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