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(Daily Mail)   Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj are told to take their act to DEFCON 3   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
    More: Obvious, Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey  
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2013-01-09 10:43:31 PM  
I think you mean DEAFCON 3, amirite?
 
2013-01-09 11:39:51 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Holy crap, look at those eyes!
 
2013-01-10 02:16:37 AM  
Jesus. She has the most punchabale face in existance! Like, its some sort of perverse superpower!
 
2013-01-10 02:35:24 AM  
That shiat is faker than Tyler Perry, Andrew Zimmern, and Cesar Millan trying to act straight on TV.
 
2013-01-10 02:50:08 AM  
memeorama.com
 
2013-01-10 03:09:09 AM  
If that involves these two in bikinis and a vat of jello, then I'm all for it
 
2013-01-10 03:13:06 AM  
I'll just leave this here:
Link
 
2013-01-10 03:22:06 AM  

Apos: If that involves these two in bikinis and a vat of jello, then I'm all for it


I COUNTERACT YOUR SMALL WORDS
 
2013-01-10 03:27:01 AM  

Wayne 985: I'll just leave this here:
Link


So....she's like the Lady Gaga of...whatever it is she's doing?

I can't even tell what that is, aside from weird. But if that's what kids are listening to, then I guess that explains some things.
 
2013-01-10 03:33:47 AM  

RedPhoenix122: I think you mean DEAFCON 3, amirite?


No, more like DEFECATE 3.
 
2013-01-10 03:41:40 AM  
I'm already tired of this season of American Idol, and it hasn't even started yet.

bleg. Months and months of this sh*t to deal with.
 
2013-01-10 04:19:53 AM  
Mariah's music isn't my thing at all, but I can understand her fame, the vocal talent is undeniable. Minaj, however, is a talentless skank who looks like a tranny.
 
2013-01-10 04:25:32 AM  

doctor wu: Mariah's music isn't my thing at all, but I can understand her fame, the vocal talent is undeniable. Minaj, however, is a talentless skank who looks like a tranny.


She seems almost plastic in appearance to me. Cyberman? Or Movellian?
 
mhd
2013-01-10 06:28:16 AM  

texdent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x485]

Holy crap, look at those eyes!


Damn, these Skyrim mods are getting more and more unrealistic.
 
2013-01-10 06:48:08 AM  

doctor wu: Mariah's music isn't my thing at all, but I can understand her fame, the vocal talent is undeniable. Minaj, however, is a talentless skank who looks like a tranny.


Yes.... looks like...
 
2013-01-10 06:56:01 AM  

Alphax: doctor wu: Mariah's music isn't my thing at all, but I can understand her fame, the vocal talent is undeniable. Minaj, however, is a talentless skank who looks like a tranny.

She seems almost plastic in appearance to me. Cyberman? Or Movellian?


Uncanny Valley
 
2013-01-10 07:11:01 AM  

texdent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x485]

Holy crap, look at those eyes!


alleyesonwho.com

Her Pepsi commercial is the only real exposure I've had to her. Seems to me like her face consistently has a "OMG HOLY SHIAT I JUST DID 15 LINES OF COKE!!!!!" look to it.

It's seemingly inhuman and creepy, yet like a horrible car crash, I can't look away... I want to find out what the fark is going on with her that makes her look like she is, quite possibly literally, manufactured.
 
2013-01-10 07:12:48 AM  
images.hitfix.com
I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
 
2013-01-10 07:14:44 AM  

texdent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x485]

Holy crap, look at those eyes!


Don't care, still hot
 
2013-01-10 07:16:39 AM  
An Auton! That's the one..
 
2013-01-10 07:19:47 AM  

doctor wu: Mariah's music isn't my thing at all, but I can understand her fame, the vocal talent is undeniable. Minaj, however, is a talentless skank who looks like a tranny.


Well what kind of music do you listen to?
 
2013-01-10 07:24:25 AM  
I still say Minaj looks like a 70s era drag queen
 
2013-01-10 07:48:10 AM  
And there you sit Keith Urban, with all of your natural, string instrument playing talent.  Look at these life choices you've made.  Look at them!  Everything other than marrying Nicole, we'll let that slide, that wasn't a bad decision.  But all of the other ones!?!?  You could have been great, you could have been someone worth a crap.  And then you pull this?  Son, I am disappoint!
 
2013-01-10 07:58:46 AM  

Onkel Buck: I still say Minaj looks like a 70s era drag queen


The first time I saw her on a magazine, I thought "Wow, RuPaul is looking strange these days..."
 
2013-01-10 07:59:58 AM  
pinoyambisyoso.com
So much hotter than clown makeup girl
 
2013-01-10 08:02:17 AM  

Onkel Buck: I still say Minaj looks like a 70s era drag queen

experiment gone horribly wrong.
 
2013-01-10 08:21:27 AM  

RoxtarRyan: texdent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x485]

Holy crap, look at those eyes!

[alleyesonwho.com image 500x350]

Her Pepsi commercial is the only real exposure I've had to her. Seems to me like her face consistently has a "OMG HOLY SHIAT I JUST DID 15 LINES OF COKE!!!!!" look to it.

It's seemingly inhuman and creepy, yet like a horrible car crash, I can't look away... I want to find out what the fark is going on with her that makes her look like she is, quite possibly literally, manufactured.


Likewise. And that is supposed to be some of her best work? It wasn't even insipidly catchy, it was just flat.
 
2013-01-10 08:22:17 AM  
This thread needs more Mariah Nipply pics.
 
2013-01-10 08:24:50 AM  
Minaj doesn't look human. I'm convinced the music industry has gotten so lazy they don't even need real people to market anymore and she is the first of many cyborgs that will lip synch along to tracks created by sound engineers
 
2013-01-10 08:45:30 AM  

Nurglitch: This thread needs more Mariah Nipply pics.


lh5.googleusercontent.com

And these just because.

www.thethirdcity.org

images.quickblogcast.com

img87.imageshack.us

www.newsgab.com

www.strangecelebrities.com
 
2013-01-10 08:50:26 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Minaj doesn't look human. I'm convinced the music industry has gotten so lazy they don't even need real people to market anymore and she is the first of many cyborgs that will lip synch along to tracks created by sound engineers


Until one day, the Voice-o-trons realize their life expectancy is only a few years. They will come to the conclusion that the reason is because the fleshies (humans) are the cause of their short lifespans, and they won't have it. They will rise as one, and slay the fleshies, except for a few small survivors, spared only because the Voice-o-trons can relate to the "manufactured" sounds these fleshies create and market. These survivors are hailed as gods among the Voice-o-trons, revered and worshiped as the ultimate being that they strive to be. Unfortunately, the names of those survivors hailed as Gods were Nickelback.

DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2013-01-10 08:51:55 AM  

Sasquach: Onkel Buck: I still say Minaj looks like a 70s era drag queen

The first time I saw her on a magazine, I thought "Wow, RuPaul is looking strange these days..."


HAH!  That was my exact thought as well!!  I saw her on a magazine cover in the grocery store checkout and thought, "What the hell has RuPaul done with himself?!?"
 
2013-01-10 08:54:20 AM  
Nikki Minaj as a judge of singing talent makes as much sense as Al Snow, D-Lo Brown and Brother Love juding wrestling "talent".
 
2013-01-10 08:56:38 AM  
Seacrest has the "Kill Me Now" look.
 
2013-01-10 08:58:06 AM  

abhorrent1: [pinoyambisyoso.com image 533x400]
So much hotter than clown makeup girl


Agreed. Even when she's heavy, she is very easy on the eyes.
 
2013-01-10 09:03:19 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Jesus. She has the most punchabale face in existance! Like, its some sort of perverse superpower!


Can you be more specific?
 
2013-01-10 09:10:35 AM  
Mariah Carey has some Tig-ol'-bitties!
 
2013-01-10 09:28:28 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That shiat is faker than Tyler Perry, Andrew Zimmern, and Cesar Millan trying to act straight on TV.


I think you need your GaydarTM checked out. Andrew has a lovely wife and if you watch his show clearly appreciates the ladies.
 
2013-01-10 11:04:39 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Nikki Minaj as a judge of singing talent makes as much sense as Al Snow, D-Lo Brown and Brother Love juding wrestling "talent".


Al Snow knows how to work.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:43 PM  

Wayne 985: I'll just leave this here:
Link


That porn had terrible music.
 
2013-01-10 12:31:59 PM  

abhorrent1: Nurglitch: This thread needs more Mariah Nipply pics.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 500x628]

And these just because.

[www.thethirdcity.org image 850x1116]

[images.quickblogcast.com image 800x472]

[img87.imageshack.us image 430x609]

[www.newsgab.com image 850x612]

[www.strangecelebrities.com image 600x739]


just when i thought fark had lost all it's worth as there has been an amazing lack of sessy lady pics - you knock it right out of the park and restore my faith in humanity

also: cache.daylife.com
 
2013-01-10 12:39:21 PM  

RoxtarRyan: [images.hitfix.com image 326x217]
I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL


She, much like Paula Deen, always looks like someone is just off camera, holding a gun to her head and telling her to smile.
 
2013-01-10 01:13:59 PM  

inner ted: just when i thought fark had lost all it's worth as there has been an amazing lack of sessy lady pics - you knock it right out of the park and restore my faith in humanity


Here. Have some more

i184.photobucket.com

boobsaregreat.com

hollywood-scandals.com


www.newsgab.com
 
2013-01-10 02:35:09 PM  

abhorrent1:
Here. Have some more of Mariah's breast implants


Fixed.

/have fun with your plastic goddesses
//Mariah looked better when she was natural
 
2013-01-10 02:53:04 PM  

peterthx: abhorrent1:
Here. Have some more of Mariah's breast implants

Fixed.

/have fun with your plastic goddesses
//Mariah looked better when she was natural


[lookhowmanyfarksIgive.jpg]
 
2013-01-10 03:06:30 PM  

peterthx: abhorrent1:
Here. Have some more of Mariah's breast implants

Fixed.

/have fun with your plastic goddesses
//Mariah looked better when she was natural


babbys, how do they wourk?!
 
2013-01-10 03:11:01 PM  

peterthx: abhorrent1:
Here. Have some more of Mariah's breast implants

Fixed.

/have fun with your plastic goddesses
//Mariah looked better when she was natural


abhorrent1: peterthx: abhorrent1:
Here. Have some more of Mariah's breast implants

Fixed.

/have fun with your plastic goddesses
//Mariah looked better when she was natural

[lookhowmanyfarksIgive.jpg]


i was going to go with
[knowhowiknowyouaregay.jpg]

but that works as well

also: do implants get bigger like 'mom boobs' ?? inquiring minds want to know

/mostly i just want more excuses for bewb pics
 
2013-01-10 03:15:36 PM  

texdent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x485]

Holy crap, look at those eyes!


redlipstyk.com
 
2013-01-10 03:25:35 PM  

peterthx: abhorrent1:
Here. Have some more of Mariah's breast implants

Fixed.

/have fun with your plastic goddesses
//Mariah looked better when she was natural


If I can touch them, they are real to me.
 
2013-01-10 03:45:55 PM  

inner ted: I was going to go with
[knowhowiknowyouaregay.jpg]

but that works as well

also: do implants get bigger like 'mom boobs' ?? inquiring minds want to know

/mostly i just want more excuses for bewb pics


FAKE boob pics.

Mom boobs has nothing to do with it. Mariah got them right before the 1999 release of her album Rainbow.

jordy.typepad.comimages.buzzandpeople.com

This is from Honey, pre-implants
 
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