Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(My Fox DC)   Don't bring a cattle prod to a gun fight   ( divider line 3
    More: Fail, Lance Tomberlin, clerk  
•       •       •

3385 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 4:22 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
2013-01-10 09:31:48 AM  
1 votes:

Aussie_As: StoPPeRmobile: Ban cattle prods!

Came here to say this. The obvious response is that today's cattle prod probably resembles ye olde musket more than modern assault rifle does in terms of general effectiveness and thus is arguably more deserving of 2nd amendment protections than a Bushmaster as far as the intention of the authors of the US Constitution is concerned (South Park-esque debate about such intentions aside).

Bring on the National Cattle Prod Association.

Although the story would be twice as amusing had the clerk pulled a cattle prod in response.
2013-01-10 06:05:01 AM  
1 votes:
Subby, i do not appreciate your brand of humor.
2013-01-10 04:38:18 AM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: What if I bring one to a orgy?

It's usually alright, but it seems like you have to drive to Iowa to find a decent cow orgy, anymore.
Displayed 3 of 3 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

In Other Media

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.