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(My Fox DC)   Don't bring a cattle prod to a gun fight   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Lance Tomberlin, clerk  
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3397 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 4:22 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-10 09:42:00 AM  
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That clerk obviously is a pussy and has a very small penis. A REAL man wouldn't grab a gun, he'd go mano-a-mano with the bad guy, besting him with superior martial arts skills.

/only pussies are better armed than the criminals attacking them
//I learned that on Fark
2013-01-10 09:31:48 AM  
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Aussie_As: StoPPeRmobile: Ban cattle prods!

Came here to say this. The obvious response is that today's cattle prod probably resembles ye olde musket more than modern assault rifle does in terms of general effectiveness and thus is arguably more deserving of 2nd amendment protections than a Bushmaster as far as the intention of the authors of the US Constitution is concerned (South Park-esque debate about such intentions aside).

Bring on the National Cattle Prod Association.

Although the story would be twice as amusing had the clerk pulled a cattle prod in response.
2013-01-10 08:42:14 AM  
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david_gaithersburg: Fail in Human Form: david_gaithersburg: Drew will be pissed when he sees that someone greenlit this.

I take it there's a gun thread "ban" now?

No, just ones about private citizens using them to defend lives and or property. Similar to the run up to the election and trying to get a post green lit that was not favorable to Obama or unfavorable to Romney. It is Drew's website he can censor it how he wants, It is sort of like MSNBC or a bizarro Fox News
Nah, a ban on the basic human right of self preservation.

Haven't you heard? The 2nd Amendment is about hunting and the National Guard

"Arms in the hands of individual citizens may be used at individual discretion in private self-defense." (John Adams, A Defense of the Constitutions of Government of the United States of America [1787-1788])

"Resistance to sudden violence, for the preservation not only of my person, my limbs, and life, but of my property, is an indisputable right of nature which I have never surrendered to the public by the compact of society, and which perhaps, I could not surrender if I would." (John Adams, Boston Gazette, Sept. 5, 1763, reprinted in The Works of John Adams 438 [Charles F. Adams ed., 1851])
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