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(NewsTimes)   Connecticut man runs into problems while recycling, gets all bent out of shape   ( ) divider line 18
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6025 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 11:52 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 11:59:18 PM  
I think he's doing it wrong.
2013-01-10 12:00:13 AM  
What will they make of him?
2013-01-10 12:10:25 AM  
A truely Crushing article!
2013-01-10 12:11:14 AM
2013-01-10 12:15:21 AM  
Flat out sad.
2013-01-10 12:20:52 AM  
Some people really become one with their vehicles, geez.....
2013-01-10 12:31:03 AM  
As far as I can tell from the article he pulled a car off his flatbed onto hisself
2013-01-10 12:40:54 AM  
I guess he had a job, but he got canned.
2013-01-10 12:43:35 AM  
What an Odd Job
2013-01-10 01:16:48 AM  
Looks like he recycled himself. You gotta admire that kind of commitment.
2013-01-10 01:47:53 AM  
I hope they recycled his organs.
2013-01-10 02:21:49 AM  
I bet he's a lot more stretchay now that his bones have been crushed.
2013-01-10 02:23:39 AM  
Damn, strechay
2013-01-10 02:42:54 AM  
This sounds sketchy to me. Customers don't get to play with the machinery in a salvage yard.
2013-01-10 05:53:47 AM  
He asked the attendant to hold his beer.
2013-01-10 10:05:55 AM  
2013-01-10 10:10:15 AM  
Terrific headline subby!
2013-01-10 11:02:41 AM
/does not approve of being mangled.
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