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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   Alligator named "Mr. Teeth" found guarding 34 pounds of marijuana with a wide smile   (santacruzsentinel.com) divider line 41
    More: Strange, Castro Valley, Alameda County Sheriff's Office, marijuana, Assif Mayar, Santa Rita Jail  
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2013-01-09 10:38:58 PM
I suppose that may help his medulla oblongata.
 
2013-01-09 11:13:58 PM
It's medical. Here's the prescribing physician

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2013-01-09 11:23:58 PM

ArkAngel: It's medical. Here's the prescribing physician

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Glad I wasn't the only one thinking of that!
 
2013-01-10 12:51:20 AM
Unimpressed.

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2013-01-10 01:26:30 AM
So this marijuana dealer Assif
Preferred to bring his stash in by skiff
With security no greater,
Than a vigilant....alligator,
Tis possible he's pro-reptilian motif
 
2013-01-10 01:29:52 AM
i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-01-10 01:31:53 AM
mimg.ugo.com

The name is Bong, James Bong.
 
2013-01-10 01:32:30 AM
It's pronounced "Teef."
 
2013-01-10 01:39:21 AM
Oh! I did not know Pat Robertson from 700 Club keeps a pet. Remember? He is the born again preacher who favors decriminalizing marijuana.
 
2013-01-10 01:51:13 AM
Was the alligator ornery?
 
2013-01-10 01:55:39 AM
and the tell-tale orange Cheeto's stains on his lips......
 
2013-01-10 02:00:26 AM
Deputies with the Alameda County Sheriff's Office found the pot and the gator in a bedroom of the home on the 19000 block of Mount Jasper Road during a routine check,

Routine check? Really? The cops never show up to my home for routine checks. Not that I want them to.
 
2013-01-10 02:14:41 AM
Harrydorcas, you say that like it's a problem. Do you really think that substance abuse in general calls for criminal charges to be filed?

Have you ever been through the criminal justice system?

It's a public health issue. Leave the criminal justice system to people who commit actual crimes against society.
 
2013-01-10 02:26:11 AM

Happy Hours: Deputies with the Alameda County Sheriff's Office found the pot and the gator in a bedroom of the home on the 19000 block of Mount Jasper Road during a routine check,

Routine check? Really? The cops never show up to my home for routine checks. Not that I want them to.


Police conducting a probation compliance check at a Castro Valley home on Tuesday found 34 pounds of marijuana inside the house and a 5-foot alligator reportedly guarding the drugs.

Yeah, "probation" means they own your ass. This is the agreement.
 
2013-01-10 02:31:27 AM
Ah, Castro Valley. You want so much to be better than Hayward and San Leandro, but keep bringing us stuff like this.
 
2013-01-10 02:37:52 AM

GreenAdder: I suppose that may help his medulla oblongata.


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2013-01-10 03:57:28 AM
Has opposed to the gator with no teeth guarding the meth.
 
2013-01-10 04:01:48 AM
Be careful there. That gator may want some munchies.
 
2013-01-10 04:01:49 AM
Anyone remember these things?
i.imgur.com
When I saw "Mr. Teeth" this is all I could think of. Apparently I did learn something in kindergarten- that there's some creepy stuff out there and seeing it will scar you for life.

For anyone who is wondering, this is one of a set of "Letter People" that are used (or perhaps WERE used) to teach kids about letters and reading.
 
2013-01-10 04:16:09 AM

SpaceyCat: ArkAngel: It's medical. Here's the prescribing physician

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 375x500]

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking of that!


Oh, come on. We all grew up on The  Muppet Show!
 
2013-01-10 05:11:57 AM
I bet when the cops took the weed they cried crocodile tears.
 
2013-01-10 05:22:05 AM
small time criminal. you need BEARS! [Threat UP]
 
2013-01-10 06:14:28 AM
and a 5-foot alligator reportedly guarding the drugs.
Nelson said the gator, which was in a tank, was likely used as a deterrent for burglars.


Because a gator, in a tank it probably can't get out of, would certainly be very frightening.
 
2013-01-10 06:50:48 AM

abhorrent1: and a 5-foot alligator reportedly guarding the drugs.
Nelson said the gator, which was in a tank, was likely used as a deterrent for burglars.

Because a gator, in a tank it probably can't get out of, would certainly be very frightening.


Maybe he brought it out whenever his shady connex were over and claimed he let the gator have the run of the place.
 
2013-01-10 06:51:11 AM
Did they rescue the girl? Are they men or mice?

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2013-01-10 07:21:41 AM
Wow, that made me think of one my favorite games from back in the day for some damn reason:

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2013-01-10 07:30:23 AM

cadaver: Anyone remember these things?
[i.imgur.com image 112x123]
When I saw "Mr. Teeth" this is all I could think of. Apparently I did learn something in kindergarten- that there's some creepy stuff out there and seeing it will scar you for life.

For anyone who is wondering, this is one of a set of "Letter People" that are used (or perhaps WERE used) to teach kids about letters and reading.


You sure they weren't used for people to take hits of acid?
 
2013-01-10 07:34:34 AM
He should have been named Mr. Turtle.

/obscure
 
2013-01-10 07:40:02 AM
Don't be taken in by his well fed grin.
 
2013-01-10 07:49:47 AM
Alligator named "Mr. Teeth" found guarding 34 pounds of marijuana with a wide an illegal smile FTFY
 
2013-01-10 09:04:49 AM

cadaver: Anyone remember these things?
[i.imgur.com image 112x123]
When I saw "Mr. Teeth" this is all I could think of. Apparently I did learn something in kindergarten- that there's some creepy stuff out there and seeing it will scar you for life.

For anyone who is wondering, this is one of a set of "Letter People" that are used (or perhaps WERE used) to teach kids about letters and reading.


Oh Dear Lord. You need to warn someone before you through that much nostalgia their way.
 
2013-01-10 09:14:20 AM

cadaver: Anyone remember these things?
[i.imgur.com image 112x123]
When I saw "Mr. Teeth" this is all I could think of. Apparently I did learn something in kindergarten- that there's some creepy stuff out there and seeing it will scar you for life.

For anyone who is wondering, this is one of a set of "Letter People" that are used (or perhaps WERE used) to teach kids about letters and reading.


I remember those things! I still cant read though...

/or at least, I definately cant spell
 
2013-01-10 09:46:12 AM
Would that then be the Illegal Smile I've heard about?
 
2013-01-10 10:00:02 AM
Somebody do the thing where the cops take some of the marijuana and it becomes less and less.

Throw in a snark about how cops overestimate the value of the drugs too.

That should pretty much wrap things up.
 
2013-01-10 11:12:39 AM

NobodySpecial1: Somebody do the thing where the cops take some of the marijuana and it becomes less and less.

Throw in a snark about how cops overestimate the value of the drugs too.

That should pretty much wrap things up.


2 Gators where found at the scene, the Gator is valued at 2.5 billion dollars.
 
2013-01-10 11:29:55 AM
If I had 34 pounds of a product grown with electro-lights, I would probably guard it with a gator-aid as well.
 
2013-01-10 01:19:31 PM
Dante: Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY farks with a lion.
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2013-01-10 02:25:53 PM
Did the cops hear a ticking clock when Mr.Teeth grinned?
 
2013-01-10 04:17:29 PM
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2013-01-10 07:01:45 PM
GreenAdder: I suppose that may help his medulla oblongata.

No Colonel Sanders, you wrong.
 
2013-01-11 02:58:05 PM
RIP Mr. Teeth.
 
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