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(LiveLeak)   Australian guy tries out 100 pick up lines on random girls, with predictable results   (liveleak.com ) divider line
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4381 clicks; posted to Video » on 10 Jan 2013 at 4:31 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-09 10:13:01 PM  
a few of those sounded more like insults...but maybe some chicks are into that.
 
2013-01-09 11:17:45 PM  
Really!?


.... run.
 
2013-01-09 11:18:13 PM  

some_beer_drinker: a few of those sounded more like insults...but maybe some chicks are into that.


Negging is used by some pick up artists.
 
2013-01-09 11:28:06 PM  
A string of Paul Hogan catchphrases?  That ALWAYS works.
 
2013-01-09 11:44:19 PM  
Everyone involved in conceiving, filming, posting, and linking that video should be caned.
 
2013-01-10 12:16:06 AM  
He tried 100 pickup lines?

"To the beginner, 10,000 books are not enough.  But to the master, one word is too much."

Just flash a C-note.
 
2013-01-10 12:40:45 AM  
He doesn't sound Australian to me, more South African.
 
2013-01-10 12:43:03 AM  
Ah, never mind, I should have listened more.
 
2013-01-10 01:35:41 AM  
Because sexual harassment is funny.

Ok, it was. But I'm a bad person.
 
2013-01-10 01:51:17 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Everyone involved in conceiving, filming, posting, and linking that video should be caned.


Seconded.
 
2013-01-10 05:01:03 AM  
Dude don't got game, b!
 
2013-01-10 05:20:18 AM  
ok. I know this isn't supposed to be taken seriously and all that, but wouldn't you think he'd use the "fries to go with that shake" line on a woman who is at least in motion and not sitting down.

god damn kids today...
 
2013-01-10 05:56:15 AM  
"Roses are red, violets are blue
I suck at pickup lines, nice tits"

Well...
 
2013-01-10 06:43:30 AM  
"Hi, my name is lewismarktwo. I find you attractive. What are you doing tonight?"
 
2013-01-10 07:22:04 AM  
Ouch, the ninja smack!

It is said that the pickup padawan is advised by the elders to desensitize himself to the possibility of rejection in various ways.  Approaching lots of women with silly lines and no real intent of engaging them is supposed to be one such exercise.
 
2013-01-10 07:56:48 AM  
Extremely disappointing that he wasn't slapped.
 
2013-01-10 10:14:19 AM  
Hey honey.. the kids are asleep.
 
2013-01-10 11:31:49 AM  

SpaceyCat: some_beer_drinker: a few of those sounded more like insults...but maybe some chicks are into that.

Negging is used by some pick up artists.


I was one for one with negging. More of an accident than a plan. Went back to trapping, went 35/40 with trapping. Less work.

/out of the game now due to post nuptial disorder
 
2013-01-10 11:39:59 AM  
Knew a guy called 'Kissy Ralph.' He would go up to women he didn't know, say something and they would kiss. He was older and hardly attractive. One time I asked him, "What do you say to them?" He said,"They call me is Kissy Ralph, but I don't know why." I've seen him kiss at least 50 random women with no adverse reaction.

Later I heard some women say they didn't like when he did that.
 
2013-01-10 02:44:20 PM  

SpaceyCat: some_beer_drinker: a few of those sounded more like insults...but maybe some chicks are into that.

Negging is used by some pick up artists.


I prefer Newegging. Much better quality parts.
 
2013-01-10 02:45:45 PM  
If he followed the advice of Frank T.J. Mackey, he would have banged every single one of those women. And their hot sisters.
por-img.cimcontent.net
 
2013-01-10 05:48:56 PM  
I laughed at quite a few of those...would've been funnier to hear some of the girls' reactions, especially the one where he said, "okay, let's get this started....This isn't going to suck itself."
 
2013-01-10 06:36:31 PM  
My personal favorite.. "You scream and i'll kill you."
 
2013-01-10 07:36:22 PM  
During the 1980s, my uncle used to go up to women at bars, social events, etc., and say, simply, "If you have sex with me tonight it will be the best night of your life. I could be lying but there's only one way to know for sure."

He said it worked maybe one in ten times, which was more than enough for him.

/CSB
//He is and was not a very attractive man.
 
2013-01-11 01:27:05 AM  
give him a chinese accent. then hell get all the laydeez
 
2013-01-11 08:13:11 PM  
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
 
2013-01-13 05:12:44 AM  
Want to know why I like DNA helicase?

It unzips our genes.
 
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