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		Man crashes car in pizza joint, orders pizza. To go, of course (omaha.com)		25
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PhiloeBedoe		2013-01-09 09:23:20 PM

Omahawg		2013-01-09 09:31:15 PM

kazart! I've been beaten like a red headed stepchild

also, valentino's sucks. admit it, stinkin' lincolnites

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:06:15 PM

Pizza delivers?

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:06:54 PM

To pie right in the face.

brantgoose		2013-01-09 10:07:21 PM

While in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:07:45 PM

To purple-pie-face?

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:08:21 PM

Indubitably: To purple-pie-face?

I know, the Packers won once...

wildcardjack		2013-01-09 10:10:33 PM

There's one thing that came to mind...

Captain Morgan Pizza Delivery

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:13:22 PM

wildcardjack: There's one thing that came to mind...

Captain Morgan Pizza Delivery

Y'arrr.

davidphogan		2013-01-09 10:17:35 PM

Why not? The damage was done.

AbbeySomeone		2013-01-09 10:21:34 PM

Dnrtfa, just wondering what kind of pizza. This matters and we can all judge him on his choices.

davidphogan		2013-01-09 10:45:15 PM

AbbeySomeone: Dnrtfa, just wondering what kind of pizza. This matters and we can all judge him on his choices.

If he had a head injury I could forgive him for ordering a Hawaiian pizza.

Chariset		2013-01-09 10:56:32 PM

I suspect more than one joint was involved.

boinkingbill		2013-01-09 11:13:57 PM

Momma Mia!

pjbreeze		2013-01-09 11:39:54 PM

Omahawg: kazart! I've been beaten like a red headed stepchild

also, valentino's sucks. admit it, stinkin' lincolnites

Yes it does.

AbbeySomeone		2013-01-09 11:47:38 PM

Rufus Lee King: It's a good thing that he wasn't black, because the police would have shot him.

Are you addressing outward appearance or colors of the soul?

bingo the psych-o		2013-01-10 12:22:10 AM

It had better not have been Big Fred's!

(reads TFA)

OK, good.

vice_magnet		2013-01-10 12:23:15 AM

I'll admit it, Val's is not what it was in 1985. They went the franchise route, they created the Grand Italian Buffet and figured out they could make a bunch of money easier that way. All those shortcuts ruined what was a fine pizza. Isles makes the best pizza in Lincoln (Havelock), especially their Leaning Tower.

On topic, the Jack and Dave guys at KLIN are creating a document chronicling the curiously high number of car-building accidents in the city's history.