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(Omaha World Herald)   Man crashes car in pizza joint, orders pizza. To go, of course   (omaha.com) divider line 25
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2013-01-09 09:23:20 PM
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2013-01-09 09:31:15 PM
kazart! I've been beaten like a red headed stepchild

also, valentino's sucks. admit it, stinkin' lincolnites
 
2013-01-09 10:06:15 PM
Pizza delivers?
 
2013-01-09 10:06:54 PM
To pie right in the face.
 
2013-01-09 10:07:21 PM
While in Rome, do as the Romans do.
 
2013-01-09 10:07:45 PM
To purple-pie-face?
 
2013-01-09 10:08:21 PM

Indubitably: To purple-pie-face?


I know, the Packers won once...
 
2013-01-09 10:10:33 PM
There's one thing that came to mind...

Captain Morgan Pizza Delivery
 
2013-01-09 10:13:22 PM

wildcardjack: There's one thing that came to mind...

Captain Morgan Pizza Delivery


Y'arrr.
 
2013-01-09 10:17:35 PM
Why not? The damage was done.
 
2013-01-09 10:21:34 PM
Dnrtfa, just wondering what kind of pizza. This matters and we can all judge him on his choices.
 
2013-01-09 10:45:15 PM

AbbeySomeone: Dnrtfa, just wondering what kind of pizza. This matters and we can all judge him on his choices.


If he had a head injury I could forgive him for ordering a Hawaiian pizza.
 
2013-01-09 10:56:32 PM
I suspect more than one joint was involved.
 
2013-01-09 11:13:57 PM
Momma Mia!
 
2013-01-09 11:39:54 PM

Omahawg: kazart! I've been beaten like a red headed stepchild

also, valentino's sucks. admit it, stinkin' lincolnites


Yes it does.
 
2013-01-09 11:47:38 PM

Rufus Lee King: It's a good thing that he wasn't black, because the police would have shot him.


Are you addressing outward appearance or colors of the soul?
 
2013-01-10 12:22:10 AM
It had better not have been Big Fred's!

(reads TFA)

OK, good.
 
2013-01-10 12:23:15 AM
I'll admit it, Val's is not what it was in 1985. They went the franchise route, they created the Grand Italian Buffet and figured out they could make a bunch of money easier that way. All those shortcuts ruined what was a fine pizza. Isles makes the best pizza in Lincoln (Havelock), especially their Leaning Tower.

On topic, the Jack and Dave guys at KLIN are creating a document chronicling the curiously high number of car-building accidents in the city's history.
 
2013-01-10 01:22:41 AM
He must have been sauced
 
2013-01-10 01:26:43 AM
I'd like the 42" pie please.Link
 
2013-01-10 01:43:53 AM
I'll bet that was one expensive pizza...
 
2013-01-10 01:46:32 AM
Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the Pizza for you and me!
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13 years ago Squidward.
 
2013-01-10 05:38:51 AM
Dude must have had cable
 
2013-01-10 09:38:25 AM
Uncle Enzo's going to be pissed...
 
2013-01-10 09:58:57 AM
did he ever get his pizza?
 
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