Indubitably: To purple-pie-face?
wildcardjack: There's one thing that came to mind...Captain Morgan Pizza Delivery
AbbeySomeone: Dnrtfa, just wondering what kind of pizza. This matters and we can all judge him on his choices.
Omahawg: kazart! I've been beaten like a red headed stepchildalso, valentino's sucks. admit it, stinkin' lincolnites
Rufus Lee King: It's a good thing that he wasn't black, because the police would have shot him.
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