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(CBS Chicago)   School field trips are fun-filled days in which many happy memories are formed, except for the time the teachers made you squat and piss in a cup at the front of the bus   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-09 09:20:26 PM
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Ed Finnerty: When you had to use the bathroom, you had to get up and ask permission in front of everyone. Then you had to say what, exactly, you planned to do.


Ms Krabapple, I gotta take a huge shiat!  I'm gonna need the roll!
2013-01-09 10:23:54 PM
2 votes:
Real bummer for the little lady.

I hoped they looked behind carefully before they flung it out the window. You don't want someone coming up from behind all pissed off.

Trust me one this one.
2013-01-09 09:40:01 PM
2 votes:
If the school bus had holes in the floor as ours did this wouldn't be a problem.

/the kids had to push the bus to school and back uphill both ways too.
2013-01-09 09:39:02 PM
2 votes:
"Remember to use the bathroom before getting on the bus!"
"Does anyone need to use the bathroom before we get on the bus?"
"Last call for the bathroom before the bus leaves!"

Bus drives 17 feet....

"I have to pee!!!!"
2013-01-09 09:36:09 PM
2 votes:
Suing for 150k because she had to do something every other adult does now just to gain employment?
2013-01-09 08:17:57 PM
2 votes:
Meh. At the Montessouri I went to in the late 70s, we had a teacher that kept the toilet paper in the classroom.

When you had to use the bathroom, you had to get up and ask permission in front of everyone. Then you had to say what, exactly, you planned to do.

Your answer determined how many squares of toilet paper you got, which she counted out aloud as she handed them to you like some creepy game show payout.
2013-01-09 09:56:40 PM
1 votes:
Remember when mom wrapped your only field trip soda can in tinfoil?
Remember that time, on the field trip to the Smithsonian, when Ricky swiped your can of soda and chugged it for a place to pee?
Remember the look on his face when you found the can and poured it down his back?

\good times.
2013-01-09 09:51:49 PM
1 votes:

doglover: Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

A thousand times this. The bus is a metaphor for life. It doesn't start and stop at your convenience. I'll bet when she grows up, you'll show up to work every day on time.

2013-01-09 09:45:27 PM
1 votes:
i peed in my snowsuit once. it was so warm, but then it got cold, and itchy. true story.
2013-01-09 09:35:50 PM
1 votes:
I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it. Charter busses and greyhound busses have toilets. People need to piss, often. This is the #1 problem in every metropolis and ebooks are going to destroy Barnes & Noble til we're left with a massive line at every starbucks.

//yes, even city busses
2013-01-09 09:28:09 PM
1 votes:
"But the bus later pulled over so the girl could throw out the contents of the cup."

Well, yeah, wouldn't want any pee type accidents to happen.
2013-01-09 09:27:24 PM
1 votes:
I'll be in my bunk.
2013-01-09 09:22:08 PM
1 votes:
Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

As someone who has been ass up and in tears of pain in the middle of a room full of college girls in nurse training while a dermatologist, also female, explained about the painful procedure they were doing to my superior posterior I say to this young girl's family "Sometimes life is embarrassing. You get nothing. Good day to you."

As someone who has been forced to pee in bottles and cups in a moving vehicle because it didn't stop, I say to the little girl "shiat happens, kid, and most people in power are stupid. Good luck."

As someone who has been on this planet 30 odd years and has been there and done that for a wide variety of life experiences, I say to the driver " You're a freakin' school bus driver. You have 30+ lives in your hands. They can't fault you for doing a 'safety check' on your vehicle if you 'think there might be a problem' with the bus. You have the power to pull into a 7-11 against their will. What's wrong with you, not pullin' over!?"
 
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