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2013-01-09 08:17:57 PM
Meh. At the Montessouri I went to in the late 70s, we had a teacher that kept the toilet paper in the classroom.

When you had to use the bathroom, you had to get up and ask permission in front of everyone. Then you had to say what, exactly, you planned to do.

Your answer determined how many squares of toilet paper you got, which she counted out aloud as she handed them to you like some creepy game show payout.
 
2013-01-09 08:54:51 PM
If peeing your pants is cool...
dclaiborne.com
Consider me Miles Davis.
 
2013-01-09 09:20:26 PM

Ed Finnerty: When you had to use the bathroom, you had to get up and ask permission in front of everyone. Then you had to say what, exactly, you planned to do.


Ms Krabapple, I gotta take a huge shiat!  I'm gonna need the roll!
 
2013-01-09 09:21:59 PM
if this were a charter school then the little girl's parents would also have been fined $100.
 
2013-01-09 09:22:08 PM
Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

As someone who has been ass up and in tears of pain in the middle of a room full of college girls in nurse training while a dermatologist, also female, explained about the painful procedure they were doing to my superior posterior I say to this young girl's family "Sometimes life is embarrassing. You get nothing. Good day to you."

As someone who has been forced to pee in bottles and cups in a moving vehicle because it didn't stop, I say to the little girl "shiat happens, kid, and most people in power are stupid. Good luck."

As someone who has been on this planet 30 odd years and has been there and done that for a wide variety of life experiences, I say to the driver " You're a freakin' school bus driver. You have 30+ lives in your hands. They can't fault you for doing a 'safety check' on your vehicle if you 'think there might be a problem' with the bus. You have the power to pull into a 7-11 against their will. What's wrong with you, not pullin' over!?"
 
2013-01-09 09:25:23 PM
Seriously?
 
2013-01-09 09:26:01 PM
Deface, seriously.
 
2013-01-09 09:26:41 PM

Indubitably: Deface, seriously.


Send a message, not a massage.
 
2013-01-09 09:27:24 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-09 09:28:09 PM
"But the bus later pulled over so the girl could throw out the contents of the cup."

Well, yeah, wouldn't want any pee type accidents to happen.
 
2013-01-09 09:28:34 PM
the school bus driver was undoubtedly of teutonic heritage
 
2013-01-09 09:31:16 PM
When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg
 
2013-01-09 09:32:51 PM

rockforever: When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg


//Please call me Master...
 
2013-01-09 09:32:52 PM
Ah yes, Emotional Di$tre$$

How can I possibly reduce the amount of embarrassment my daughter had to go through? I know, I'll sue for something that happened a year ago and reopen the wounds. But, it's not about the money, we want them to learn a lesson. Excuse me while I continue shopping for my new BMW.
 
2013-01-09 09:35:50 PM
I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it. Charter busses and greyhound busses have toilets. People need to piss, often. This is the #1 problem in every metropolis and ebooks are going to destroy Barnes & Noble til we're left with a massive line at every starbucks.

//yes, even city busses
 
2013-01-09 09:36:09 PM
Suing for 150k because she had to do something every other adult does now just to gain employment?
 
2013-01-09 09:36:20 PM
... but by the sixth time the memories were more boring than happy.
 
2013-01-09 09:38:50 PM
 
2013-01-09 09:39:02 PM
"Remember to use the bathroom before getting on the bus!"
"Does anyone need to use the bathroom before we get on the bus?"
"Last call for the bathroom before the bus leaves!"

Bus drives 17 feet....

"I have to pee!!!!"
 
2013-01-09 09:39:19 PM
*psssh* "made"

in my day it was a challenge to get away with it.
 
2013-01-09 09:40:01 PM
If the school bus had holes in the floor as ours did this wouldn't be a problem.

/the kids had to push the bus to school and back uphill both ways too.
 
2013-01-09 09:43:33 PM
When I was in the 1st grade (1995) our teacher told us on the first day of class that if we were out at recess we were allowed to pee in the bushes.

I didn't know any better and told my mom. Boy, her story changed when my mom went in. I'll swear to my dying day she said it, though.
 
2013-01-09 09:45:27 PM
i peed in my snowsuit once. it was so warm, but then it got cold, and itchy. true story.
 
2013-01-09 09:47:54 PM
The ass kickings would be widespread.
 
2013-01-09 09:49:41 PM

Ed Finnerty: Meh. At the Montessouri I went to in the late 70s, we had a teacher that kept the toilet paper in the classroom.

When you had to use the bathroom, you had to get up and ask permission in front of everyone. Then you had to say what, exactly, you planned to do.

Your answer determined how many squares of toilet paper you got, which she counted out aloud as she handed them to you like some creepy game show payout.


WTF am I peeing.jpg: i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 09:49:49 PM

rockforever: When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg


In Japan April is the season of hanami, or cherry blossom viewing. You go out with your friends, family, and/or co-workers, get a big swath of space under a cherry tree with a tarp on it, and just drink the ever loving shiat outta all the booze you can chug.

Well in a place like Tokyo you wind up with 10,000,000 who all have the same idea on a Saturday. So the parks where there's toilets are overrun. Many more people than any sports game or concert in a stadium. This leads to lines so long for the bathroom and people so drunk, many just go outside. Men, women, children; EVERYONE has to pee outside because the lines can be up to an hour for a real toilet and their condition is never very good after an hour's worth of drunks has just gone in before you.
 
2013-01-09 09:50:17 PM

moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses


Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.
 
2013-01-09 09:51:49 PM

doglover: Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

A thousand times this. The bus is a metaphor for life. It doesn't start and stop at your convenience. I'll bet when she grows up, you'll show up to work every day on time.

 
2013-01-09 09:52:11 PM
Make me?  Usually they just caught me doing that. 

doglover: rockforever: When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg

In Japan April is the season of hanami, or cherry blossom viewing. You go out with your friends, family, and/or co-workers, get a big swath of space under a cherry tree with a tarp on it, and just drink the ever loving shiat outta all the booze you can chug.

Well in a place like Tokyo you wind up with 10,000,000 who all have the same idea on a Saturday. So the parks where there's toilets are overrun. Many more people than any sports game or concert in a stadium. This leads to lines so long for the bathroom and people so drunk, many just go outside. Men, women, children; EVERYONE has to pee outside because the lines can be up to an hour for a real toilet and their condition is never very good after an hour's worth of drunks has just gone in before you.


And then the air doesn't smell like cherry blossoms, does it?

/I'd still like to see that.  The festival, I mean, not 10,000,000 people pissing outdoors.
 
2013-01-09 09:54:06 PM

moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it. Charter busses and greyhound busses have toilets. People need to piss, often. This is the #1 problem in every metropolis and ebooks are going to destroy Barnes & Noble til we're left with a massive line at every starbucks.

//yes, even city busses


I'm picturing a scene from "Trainspotting."
 
2013-01-09 09:55:31 PM

doglover: rockforever: When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg

In Japan April is the season of hanami, or cherry blossom viewing. You go out with your friends, family, and/or co-workers, get a big swath of space under a cherry tree with a tarp on it, and just drink the ever loving shiat outta all the booze you can chug.

Well in a place like Tokyo you wind up with 10,000,000 who all have the same idea on a Saturday. So the parks where there's toilets are overrun. Many more people than any sports game or concert in a stadium. This leads to lines so long for the bathroom and people so drunk, many just go outside. Men, women, children; EVERYONE has to pee outside because the lines can be up to an hour for a real toilet and their condition is never very good after an hour's worth of drunks has just gone in before you.


pics or gtfo? LOL
 
2013-01-09 09:56:40 PM
Remember when mom wrapped your only field trip soda can in tinfoil?
Remember that time, on the field trip to the Smithsonian, when Ricky swiped your can of soda and chugged it for a place to pee?
Remember the look on his face when you found the can and poured it down his back?

\good times.
 
2013-01-09 09:56:42 PM

Ennuipoet: Ed Finnerty: When you had to use the bathroom, you had to get up and ask permission in front of everyone. Then you had to say what, exactly, you planned to do.

Ms Krabapple, I gotta take a huge shiat!  I'm gonna need the roll!


wait a second. your teachers name is Krabapple? I've been calling her Krandle! oh, why didn't anyone tell me I was making an ass of myself?!
 
2013-01-09 09:57:00 PM
This would not have happend if we paid those teachers more.
 
2013-01-09 09:58:36 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: doglover: rockforever: When I was in 5th grade I remember a little girl asking repeatedly to use the restroom during PE class. We were all supposed to go before we got out to the "field" because it was kind of a walk and they had to have someone escort the kids that far. Well of course they denied her about 5 times. At one point she just started crying, squatted down, and went to work.

We all laughed, but it was pretty sick. All of us standing there and what not.

/well did she finish or what.jpg

In Japan April is the season of hanami, or cherry blossom viewing. You go out with your friends, family, and/or co-workers, get a big swath of space under a cherry tree with a tarp on it, and just drink the ever loving shiat outta all the booze you can chug.

Well in a place like Tokyo you wind up with 10,000,000 who all have the same idea on a Saturday. So the parks where there's toilets are overrun. Many more people than any sports game or concert in a stadium. This leads to lines so long for the bathroom and people so drunk, many just go outside. Men, women, children; EVERYONE has to pee outside because the lines can be up to an hour for a real toilet and their condition is never very good after an hour's worth of drunks has just gone in before you.

pics or gtfo? LOL


hafy.hosting.paran.com

You can wade through that to go wait in line with 150 other people, or you can wade through something similar to find an empty bush and water it. The choice is YOURS.
 
2013-01-09 09:59:25 PM

TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.


You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.
 
2013-01-09 10:00:15 PM
Not ideal, but she'll get over it. If I had a dollar for every time I peed in places other than a private bathroom, I'd buy the room a round, and I'm not scarred for life.
 
2013-01-09 10:02:33 PM

moothemagiccow: TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.


If you're not gonna clean that toilet, you don't deserve that toilet. You want toilets on buses, volunteer to spend your life cleaning them and the city might just grant your wish.
 
2013-01-09 10:04:16 PM

doglover: pics or gtfo? LOL


i meant of the toilets after 10,000,000 hit them?

/it was a joke
 
2013-01-09 10:05:57 PM

doglover: moothemagiccow: TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.

If you're not gonna clean that toilet, you don't deserve that toilet. You want toilets on buses, volunteer to spend your life cleaning them and the city might just grant your wish.


If they charged a bit more, maybe they could hire honey-pot cleaners. Job creation! I'd do it if I needed a job.
 
2013-01-09 10:11:02 PM

freetomato: doglover: moothemagiccow: TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.

If you're not gonna clean that toilet, you don't deserve that toilet. You want toilets on buses, volunteer to spend your life cleaning them and the city might just grant your wish.

If they charged a bit more, maybe they could hire honey-pot cleaners. Job creation! I'd do it if I needed a job.


Way to patronize, Mr. 53-percent.
 
2013-01-09 10:11:39 PM

Indubitably: freetomato: doglover: moothemagiccow: TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.

If you're not gonna clean that toilet, you don't deserve that toilet. You want toilets on buses, volunteer to spend your life cleaning them and the city might just grant your wish.

If they charged a bit more, maybe they could hire honey-pot cleaners. Job creation! I'd do it if I needed a job.

Way to patronize, Mr. 53-percent.


P.S. Fuk-off, jackhat.
 
2013-01-09 10:16:04 PM

doglover: moothemagiccow: TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.

If you're not gonna clean that toilet, you don't deserve that toilet. You want toilets on buses, volunteer to spend your life cleaning them and the city might just grant your wish.


You're missing the point. The piss is on the floor already. I just want to move the piss. I don't care if the bus costs $3 instead of $2 so the piss is in a bowl in the back now.

And yeah, I might take the job. It's my biggest problem with urban living and I'd like to help fix it. Contributes more than what I do now.
 
2013-01-09 10:20:08 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: freetomato: doglover: moothemagiccow: TomD9938: moothemagiccow: I see no reason why every bus in the entire world shouldn't have a goddamn toilet on it... yes, even city busses

Not practical to enforce proper useage.

Too many people trying to join The .001 Mile High Club.

You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs. Public toilets are going to be misused, broken and ruined. That doesn't mean they're unnecessary.

If you're not gonna clean that toilet, you don't deserve that toilet. You want toilets on buses, volunteer to spend your life cleaning them and the city might just grant your wish.

If they charged a bit more, maybe they could hire honey-pot cleaners. Job creation! I'd do it if I needed a job.

Way to patronize, Mr. 53-percent.

P.S. Fuk-off, jackhat.


That's MRS Jackhat. And yes, I'd do it in a heartbeat if I needed to. I am not afraid to get my hands dirty, and I was raised to take pride in any job I do, no matter how menial. I have had many menial jobs in my time. People want accomodation and services? Cough up more and it can be provided.
 
2013-01-09 10:20:31 PM

doglover: 't


Real easy to say to a little girl, when I'm guessing you're equipped with your own nozzle. It's kinda hard for women to piss into a cup, much less a little girl less familiar with her own anatomy.

Though I agree with you that the bush driver should have pulled over.
 
2013-01-09 10:21:42 PM
(missed quote from earlier post)

Betcha a dollar she doesn't forget to use the can again before getting in a vehicle.

As someone who has been ass up and in tears of pain in the middle of a room full of college girls in nurse training while a dermatologist, also female, explained about the painful procedure they were doing to my superior posterior I say to this young girl's family "Sometimes life is embarrassing. You get nothing. Good day to you."

As someone who has been forced to pee in bottles and cups in a moving vehicle because it didn't stop, I say to the little girl "shiat happens, kid, and most people in power are stupid. Good luck."

As someone who has been on this planet 30 odd years and has been there and done that for a wide variety of life experiences, I say to the driver " You're a freakin' school bus driver. You have 30+ lives in your hands. They can't fault you for doing a 'safety check' on your vehicle if you 'think there might be a problem' with the bus. You have the power to pull into a 7-11 against their will. What's wrong with you, not pullin' over!?""


Gods damn it...
 
2013-01-09 10:23:39 PM

vicioushobbit: doglover: 't

Real easy to say to a little girl, when I'm guessing you're equipped with your own nozzle. It's kinda hard for women to piss into a cup, much less a little girl less familiar with her own anatomy.

Though I agree with you that the bush driver should have pulled over.


Bush. Hah.
 
2013-01-09 10:23:54 PM
Real bummer for the little lady.

I hoped they looked behind carefully before they flung it out the window. You don't want someone coming up from behind all pissed off.

Trust me one this one.
 
2013-01-09 10:26:23 PM

StokeyBob: Real bummer for the little lady.

I hoped they looked behind carefully before they flung it out the window. You don't want someone coming up from behind all pissed off.

Trust me one this one.


Good point. I've seen flying vomit scenarios that don't end well.
 
2013-01-09 10:28:34 PM

moothemagiccow: You're assuming people don't just fark on the bus anyway, the same way they piss, smoke, masturbate and do drugs


Sounds like part of the argument that was used around here in favor of building a Light Rail System.
 
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