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(Foodbeast)   Kinder Chocolate Eggs are full of surprises. Here's one of the marriage variety   ( divider line
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8322 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 10:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-10 08:01:55 AM  
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Jon iz teh kewl: Onkel Buck: Kinder Chocolate Eggs are full of surprises. Here's one of the marriage variety

I prefer the marijuana variety
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and it's illegal just like marijuana cause u can choke on it

I never understood the choking hazard as being a reason for Kinder Eggs to be illegal here but legal everywhere else. Am I too understand that a German 3 year old is smarter than American 3 year old, and knows better not to put small objects in their mouth because they can choke? On second thought don't answer that.
2013-01-10 12:37:34 AM  
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brimed03: Seriously? He worked "late" on this project? 15 minutes, tops. This is not news-worthy, even for the "feelings" crowd.

For a SO, I once bought a sealed Riverdance CD and inserted two Orchestra tickets to the Broadway show. She never figured out how I did that one. Same girl, I pinholed a dozen eggs; blew out the whites and yolks; washed, dried, and dyed them; and inserted tiny paper scrolls with a different "special date night" promise inscribed. Told her to open one a month.

My current SO, just before taking her comp exams, I gave a candy "tree," dozens of each type of her favorite mini candy bars individually glued to styrafoam in a tree shape and "planted" in a weighted flowerpot.

None of which is newsworthy either, but all of which is way more than what this guy did. No humble in my brag....

I give the gift of oral sex. It saves time.
2013-01-09 10:44:29 PM  
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rockforever: way south: Sounds like a choking hazard.

Only for the stupid babies.

And the grateful fiancees, possibly..

/I'll go sit in the corner now
2013-01-09 10:34:09 PM  
1 vote:

Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.
2013-01-09 09:20:48 PM  
1 vote:

You know how I know you've never had a Kinder Egg?
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