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(Foodbeast)   Kinder Chocolate Eggs are full of surprises. Here's one of the marriage variety   (foodbeast.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-09 08:43:06 PM  
It's a good thing you guys have the common sense to ban an unnecessary indulgence that can kill children.

Oh, wait...
 
2013-01-09 09:20:48 PM  
Chocolate?

You know how I know you've never had a Kinder Egg?
 
2013-01-09 09:36:42 PM  
Too bad importing this would be a federal crime
 
2013-01-09 10:23:19 PM  
Save if for Pinterest, Raggy McMenstrual
 
2013-01-09 10:23:47 PM  
To marry chocolate and nougat?
 
2013-01-09 10:25:35 PM  

Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?


Delicious.
 
2013-01-09 10:26:33 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Delicious.


Candy bar, anyone? Anyone, candy bar? Anyone?
 
2013-01-09 10:33:33 PM  
Sounds like a choking hazard.
 
2013-01-09 10:33:35 PM  

ArkAngel: Too bad importing this would be a federal crime


One of the stupidest Federal crimes imaginable at that.
 
2013-01-09 10:34:09 PM  

Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?


Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.
 
2013-01-09 10:37:56 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.

To nougat?

 
2013-01-09 10:39:20 PM  
All my board game pieces are from Kinder Eggs. Everytime I play wizwar everyone has crazy ass pieces!
 
2013-01-09 10:39:30 PM  

Inquisitive Inquisitor: ArkAngel: Too bad importing this would be a federal crime

One of the stupidest Federal crimes imaginable at that.


I don't think anyone cares.  I know of 20 shops in CO and TX that sell them.  Kinder and all of the cool knockoffs.
 
2013-01-09 10:40:02 PM  

way south: Sounds like a choking hazard.


Only for the stupid babies.
 
2013-01-09 10:41:53 PM  

Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.

To nougat?


Sure. You're children will be delicious. :P
 
2013-01-09 10:42:42 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.

To nougat?

Sure. You're children will be delicious. :P


Damn spell check.
 
2013-01-09 10:43:10 PM  

tuna fingers: Inquisitive Inquisitor: ArkAngel: Too bad importing this would be a federal crime

One of the stupidest Federal crimes imaginable at that.

I don't think anyone cares.  I know of 20 shops in CO and TX that sell them.  Kinder and all of the cool knockoffs.


I buy them at the Russian owned grocery store right up here in liberal Massachusetts.
 
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2013-01-09 10:44:29 PM  

rockforever: way south: Sounds like a choking hazard.

Only for the stupid babies.


And the grateful fiancees, possibly..

/I'll go sit in the corner now
 
2013-01-09 10:44:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.

To nougat?

Sure. You're children will be delicious. :P

Damn spell check.


I don't have any children currently...

*)
 
2013-01-09 10:45:49 PM  

tuna fingers: Inquisitive Inquisitor: ArkAngel: Too bad importing this would be a federal crime

One of the stupidest Federal crimes imaginable at that.

I don't think anyone cares.  I know of 20 shops in CO and TX that sell them.  Kinder and all of the cool knockoffs.


No you don't. There are no stores legally selling Kinder eggs in the Untied States. They sell other Kinder products but not the eggs.
 
2013-01-09 10:54:48 PM  

Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: To marry chocolate and nougat?

Marry the nougat. You can always have the chocolate slipping out the back door.

To nougat?

Sure. You're children will be delicious. :P

Damn spell check.

I don't have any children currently...

*)


Guess it's time to cook a few up. :P
I'll just keep my pup and my hedgies. I don't have to pay for their college. :)
 
2013-01-09 10:57:18 PM  
borg: Good. Kids won't choke to death at their next school shooting. I feel better already.
 
2013-01-09 10:57:29 PM  

Adman12: It's a good thing you guys have the common sense to ban an unnecessary indulgence that can kill children.

Oh, wait...


Zing!
 
2013-01-09 10:58:47 PM  
I used to bring those home from Germany at the absence of any other gifts. I was universally loved.

Since then I've seen them a few places in the US.
 
2013-01-09 11:01:48 PM  
Hmmm, Cadbury Centiegg?

www.chocablog.com
 
2013-01-09 11:03:25 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: borg: Good. Kids won't choke to death at their next school shooting. I feel better already.


Wow. That's cold. How connected are you to this? Affiliation? Please?
 
2013-01-09 11:04:00 PM  

Indubitably: Quantum Apostrophe: borg: Good. Kids won't choke to death at their next school shooting. I feel better already.

Wow. That's cold. How connected are you to this? Affiliation? Please?


*Grrrrr*
 
2013-01-09 11:05:37 PM  
Had to google this thing. Why don't people just buy nice toys and some good chocolate for their kids. Are these things some kind of punishment that you just can't fully understand without being German? Like schadenfreude or fecal worship?
 
2013-01-09 11:11:52 PM  
img688.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 11:16:56 PM  

Rufus Lee King: It's obvious. Chocolate companies are looking to kill black people.


This madness would stop if they would just outlaw hoodies.
 
2013-01-09 11:19:49 PM  

ArkAngel: Too bad importing this would be a federal crime


Go to an asian run Deli. They seem not to care much for import laws.

I did one of these for my wifes birthday. Works pretty well, and you cant see the seam when done.
 
2013-01-09 11:22:14 PM  

borg:
No you don't. There are no stores legally selling Kinder eggs in the Untied States. They sell other Kinder products but not the eggs.


No, they sell eggs here, albiet against the law. you wont find them in a chain supermarket or any such shop, but small, independent delis/bodegas just might have them. In facr, there is a deli two blocks from my office that sells them. Think i will get one tomorrow, so thanks for the reminder! Its been a while.
 
2013-01-09 11:28:07 PM  
No Wizzo Quality Assortment Spring Surprise? Fark, I an disappoint.
 
2013-01-09 11:29:04 PM  
CSB:

I spent 2 1/2 years of elementary school in Europe, and enjoyed many Kinder Eggs.....and I never choked once.  It sounds crazy, I know.
 
2013-01-09 11:31:41 PM  

The_Sponge: CSB:

I spent 2 1/2 years of elementary school in Europe, and enjoyed many Kinder Eggs.....and I never choked once.  It sounds crazy, I know.


To egg, kinder. *)
 
2013-01-09 11:33:47 PM  
At Easter we always get the big-assed Kinder Eggs - last year mine had a whole spy kit in it. Now if there was just something that would help me get it across the border as easily as my gun crosses.
 
2013-01-09 11:36:34 PM  
Seriously? He worked "late" on this project? 15 minutes, tops. This is not news-worthy, even for the "feelings" crowd.

For a SO, I once bought a sealed Riverdance CD and inserted two Orchestra tickets to the Broadway show. She never figured out how I did that one. Same girl, I pinholed a dozen eggs; blew out the whites and yolks; washed, dried, and dyed them; and inserted tiny paper scrolls with a different "special date night" promise inscribed. Told her to open one a month.

My current SO, just before taking her comp exams, I gave a candy "tree," dozens of each type of her favorite mini candy bars individually glued to styrafoam in a tree shape and "planted" in a weighted flowerpot.

None of which is newsworthy either, but all of which is way more than what this guy did. No humble in my brag....
 
2013-01-09 11:38:04 PM  

brimed03: Seriously? He worked "late" on this project? 15 minutes, tops. This is not news-worthy, even for the "feelings" crowd.

For a SO, I once bought a sealed Riverdance CD and inserted two Orchestra tickets to the Broadway show. She never figured out how I did that one. Same girl, I pinholed a dozen eggs; blew out the whites and yolks; washed, dried, and dyed them; and inserted tiny paper scrolls with a different "special date night" promise inscribed. Told her to open one a month.

My current SO, just before taking her comp exams, I gave a candy "tree," dozens of each type of her favorite mini candy bars individually glued to styrafoam in a tree shape and "planted" in a weighted flowerpot.

None of which is newsworthy either, but all of which is way more than what this guy did. No humble in my brag....

To try hard

 
2013-01-09 11:38:23 PM  

trappedspirit: Had to google this thing. Why don't people just buy nice toys and some good chocolate for their kids. Are these things some kind of punishment that you just can't fully understand without being German? Like schadenfreude or fecal worship?


Remember when cracker jacks had good toys, or quaker oats had the figurines? It's sort of that - I have a collection on my desk, and you'd be surprised at how often my co-workers and I end up playing with them.

It's the same sort of thing - cool little surprises that you have to put together, and sometimes have mix and match parts.

I throw the chocolate bits away.
 
2013-01-09 11:45:53 PM  
i.imgur.com

To be consumed only by purebred children of the Superior Race. Mud people get to eat these:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 11:47:04 PM  
That's pretty cool. I would assume he froze the egg to be able to get the chocolate apart without mangling it too much. I will say though that the chocolate from those eggs were pretty meh, but some of the toys were pretty cool. I remember some of my buddies that were stationed in Germany with me had entire collections of the toys from those things.
 
2013-01-09 11:51:04 PM  
There's something really strange about him putting his face all over it. More marry me and less "marry me?"
 
2013-01-10 12:04:04 AM  

LemSkroob: borg:
No you don't. There are no stores legally selling Kinder eggs in the Untied States. They sell other Kinder products but not the eggs.

No, they sell eggs here, albiet against the law. you wont find them in a chain supermarket or any such shop, but small, independent delis/bodegas just might have them. In facr, there is a deli two blocks from my office that sells them. Think i will get one tomorrow, so thanks for the reminder! Its been a while.


Why do you hate America?

Quantum Apostrophe: borg: Good. Kids won't choke to death at their next school shooting. I feel better already.


Don't forget the apocalypse we avoided by banning bucky balls. Godless death traps.
 
2013-01-10 12:37:34 AM  

brimed03: Seriously? He worked "late" on this project? 15 minutes, tops. This is not news-worthy, even for the "feelings" crowd.

For a SO, I once bought a sealed Riverdance CD and inserted two Orchestra tickets to the Broadway show. She never figured out how I did that one. Same girl, I pinholed a dozen eggs; blew out the whites and yolks; washed, dried, and dyed them; and inserted tiny paper scrolls with a different "special date night" promise inscribed. Told her to open one a month.

My current SO, just before taking her comp exams, I gave a candy "tree," dozens of each type of her favorite mini candy bars individually glued to styrafoam in a tree shape and "planted" in a weighted flowerpot.

None of which is newsworthy either, but all of which is way more than what this guy did. No humble in my brag....


I give the gift of oral sex. It saves time.
 
2013-01-10 01:05:06 AM  
As stupid as the ban is you may as well ban peanut M&Ms. Small children may choke on the peanut and die or be allergic to the peanut and die. I'm willing to bet that more small children in the US die from choking on gravel than all the kids in the rest of the world that die from kinder eggs.

/are our small children really that much more retarded when compared to the rest of the world?
//a child small enough to choke on the toy would probably not be strong enough to open the capsule
///maybe someone should start an online petition to get these unbanned, or a hashtag #icutforkindereggs
 
2013-01-10 02:36:05 AM  

brimed03: Seriously? He worked "late" on this project? 15 minutes, tops. This is not news-worthy, even for the "feelings" crowd.


Yeah, he just made a custom plastic toy figure that holds a ring while on one knee, made graphic instructions to go with it, and then inserted it into a chocolate egg. Anyone can do that in 15 minutes.
 
2013-01-10 02:54:57 AM  
I miss Kinder Eggs.
My grandmother used to bring them to me after her trips back to Germany every once in awhile.
 
2013-01-10 03:33:15 AM  

brimed03: Seriously? He worked "late" on this project? 15 minutes, tops. This is not news-worthy, even for the "feelings" crowd.

For a SO, I once bought a sealed Riverdance CD and inserted two Orchestra tickets to the Broadway show. She never figured out how I did that one. Same girl, I pinholed a dozen eggs; blew out the whites and yolks; washed, dried, and dyed them; and inserted tiny paper scrolls with a different "special date night" promise inscribed. Told her to open one a month.

My current SO, just before taking her comp exams, I gave a candy "tree," dozens of each type of her favorite mini candy bars individually glued to styrafoam in a tree shape and "planted" in a weighted flowerpot.

None of which is newsworthy either, but all of which is way more than what this guy did. No humble in my brag....


You made a favor coupon book out of eggs? You should be the one getting married to the kinder egg guy.
 
2013-01-10 06:02:07 AM  
White House petition to allow Kinder eggs into the country. Sign it before January 25 otherwise your dreams of a Kinderfull Easter will go fufilled
 
2013-01-10 07:01:05 AM  
Kinder Chocolate Eggs are full of surprises. Here's one of the marriage variety

I prefer the marijuana variety
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