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(Mankato Free Press)   Protip: If the eye doctor asks you to remove your shirt and bra for an eye exam, it might not be legit   (mankatofreepress.com ) divider line
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2013-01-09 08:10:07 PM  
12 votes:
FTFA: "What the defendant did," he said, referring the alleged victims, "was have them remove their clothing and examined their breasts for an eye exam."

So their eyes really aren't up there!
2013-01-09 09:31:58 PM  
7 votes:
To be fair this was the patient

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2013-01-09 08:48:11 PM  
5 votes:
No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.
2013-01-10 12:23:43 AM  
2 votes:
Still better than winding up with this guy
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2013-01-09 10:31:11 PM  
2 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: serial_crusher: No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Made me think of this - NOTE-NSFW!!!


That reminds me of an old girlfriend - she would refer to her godawful boobjob as "the girls", while I referred to them as "the Feldmans".
2013-01-09 10:05:13 PM  
2 votes:

serial_crusher: No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.


Made me think of this - NOTE-NSFW!!!
2013-01-09 09:51:35 PM  
2 votes:
My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.
2013-01-10 12:46:32 AM  
1 vote:
If your doctor performs the proctology exam with both hands on your shoulders, there may be something wrong.
2013-01-09 11:38:17 PM  
1 vote:
The charges were filed in July 2011 after a woman told police she had been sexually assaulted by Gavin. He had already been reprimanded and sanctioned by the state for inappropriately touching other female patients, including a second victim cited in the complaint.

I was going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but it seems like more and more are coming forward. Proving it however, would be in the eye of the jury.
2013-01-09 10:30:08 PM  
1 vote:

MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?


Apparently so. In which case, they should have no case.

Judge: "You were in for an eye exam."
Plaintiff: "Yes."
Judge: And he said "You'll need to remove your shirt and bra," and you did.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: And you are aware your eyes are on top of your head and not covered by your bra.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: [BANG] Court rules you're a total idiot and in favor of the defendant.
2013-01-09 09:19:15 PM  
1 vote:
She should be visiting an ear doctor. He said remove your hat and coat.
 
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