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(Mankato Free Press)   Protip: If the eye doctor asks you to remove your shirt and bra for an eye exam, it might not be legit   (mankatofreepress.com) divider line 51
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2013-01-09 08:10:07 PM
FTFA: "What the defendant did," he said, referring the alleged victims, "was have them remove their clothing and examined their breasts for an eye exam."

So their eyes really aren't up there!
 
2013-01-09 08:31:18 PM
he was checking the peepers
 
2013-01-09 08:48:11 PM
No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.
 
2013-01-09 09:19:15 PM
She should be visiting an ear doctor. He said remove your hat and coat.
 
2013-01-09 09:19:23 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-01-09 09:19:49 PM
Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?
 
2013-01-09 09:20:20 PM
I don't know, the nurse practitioner had to grab my junk to give me a hernia exam.
 
2013-01-09 09:21:35 PM
I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*
 
2013-01-09 09:21:36 PM
Who falls for this??? hahahaha.

"OK, lets see if you're cross eyed"
 
2013-01-09 09:21:36 PM
"That is not my eyes and face."
 
2013-01-09 09:22:19 PM

Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*


*break-fap*
 
2013-01-09 09:22:28 PM

She's ready for her ear exam :


i3.mirror.co.uk

 
2013-01-09 09:22:55 PM

Indubitably: Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

*break-fap*


Busted, seriously.
 
2013-01-09 09:23:10 PM

serial_crusher: No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.



Use 'em or lose 'em.
 
2013-01-09 09:23:47 PM

skinink: She's ready for her ear exam :
[i3.mirror.co.uk image 559x927]


*begin refap*
 
2013-01-09 09:24:32 PM

Amos Quito: serial_crusher: No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.


Use 'em or lose 'em.

To eye

 
2013-01-09 09:26:05 PM

Indubitably: Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

*break-fap*


is that like breakfast?
 
2013-01-09 09:27:40 PM

Omahawg: Indubitably: Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

*break-fap*

is that like breakfast?


Nope.
 
2013-01-09 09:29:09 PM
:(
 
2013-01-09 09:31:58 PM
To be fair this was the patient

www.crazywebsite.com
 
2013-01-09 09:32:09 PM
Cocaine - it's a hell of a drug.
 
2013-01-09 09:38:07 PM
If the eye doctor asks me to remove my bra for an eye exam, he is the one who needs glasses.

/obvious male is obvious
 
2013-01-09 09:51:35 PM
My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.
 
2013-01-09 10:03:52 PM

brap: My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.


Please just stop. *sigh* *)
 
2013-01-09 10:05:08 PM

Indubitably: brap: My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.

Please just stop. *sigh* *)

To horny

 
2013-01-09 10:05:13 PM

serial_crusher: No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.


Made me think of this - NOTE-NSFW!!!
 
2013-01-09 10:17:10 PM
 
2013-01-09 10:29:34 PM
I once had an eye doctor ask me if I drank milk, I replied 'yes', and then he asked me if I use fluoride toothpaste and I said 'yes'. He then proceeded to tell me that I'm killing myself and thousands of people die every year from milk and fluoride consumption and gave me pamphlets on what I should cut out of my diet. It was essentially everything but raw vegetables and fruits.
/never went back to that nut-job
/didn't get felt up though
 
2013-01-09 10:30:08 PM

MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?


Apparently so. In which case, they should have no case.

Judge: "You were in for an eye exam."
Plaintiff: "Yes."
Judge: And he said "You'll need to remove your shirt and bra," and you did.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: And you are aware your eyes are on top of your head and not covered by your bra.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: [BANG] Court rules you're a total idiot and in favor of the defendant.
 
2013-01-09 10:31:11 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: serial_crusher: No, no, no.  They just misunderstood.  He was examining his own eyes.  If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Made me think of this - NOTE-NSFW!!!


That reminds me of an old girlfriend - she would refer to her godawful boobjob as "the girls", while I referred to them as "the Feldmans".
 
2013-01-09 10:49:08 PM
So, two IS better than one!
 
2013-01-09 10:50:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

Apparently so. In which case, they should have no case.

Judge: "You were in for an eye exam."
Plaintiff: "Yes."
Judge: And he said "You'll need to remove your shirt and bra," and you did.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: And you are aware your eyes are on top of your head and not covered by your bra.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: [BANG] Court rules you're a total idiot and in favor of the defendant.


This, sorta.

The guy is obviously scum(if there's any truth to it), but damn if those people are not some kind of stupid.

Both of them in the span of an hour according to the article. It could very possibly be some lawsuit scheme or revenge plot. A guy who would do such things with that frequency would tend to have more people surface.

It wouldn't surprise me to hear in a few months that the 2 women knew eachother, or knew him or had common acquaintances with him.
 
2013-01-09 10:54:43 PM
Reminds me of when my husband asked me how my breast exam went... and in a flat voice I told him "Great, except now I have to find a new dentist" :P hahahaha He totally lost it and laughed for a good 1/2 hr after that. Sometimes he just sets himself up for da funny.
 
2013-01-09 10:58:59 PM

MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?


My first thought!

Semi-related story.  At 19, I was on a military base for the first time, getting my military entrance physical.  The last thing on the list was my OB/GYN exam.  Nervous from the moment I got there.  As I waited to get called for my exam, a woman in a flight suit walked up to the front desk and started raising hell about the OB doc who'd examined her and, I quote "fingerbanged" her.  She saw him later at the BX and he looked her up and down and smirked.  She said "I'm pressing charges against that MF - he needs his licence yanked, blah blah blah blah...."  I'm listening in horror.  She then sits down next to me, fuming.  I meekly ask her about it, and she heartily volunteers that it is Dr (some Oriental name) and to stay the FARK away from him. OK.  I get called back, get in my hospital gown, and who walks in but an old Oriental man, telling me to lay back, he'll be right back.  When he left the room, I gathered my gown up, and ran out to the receptionist.  I said "I think the perv that lady was complaining about is about to examine me!"  She nodded knowingly, and said "Go back to the room and wait."  A good 45 minutes went by, and an older white woman, with an assistant, came in and did my exam.  So grateful I'd heard the female aviator's complaint.  Not that I wouldn't have known that he was going off the reservation, per se, but I was fairly naive and intimidated by being on a military base and probably would have been in shock, too shocked to kick him in the jaw had he gone there with me.  No doctor would try that shiat with me now - I've been told I can put off "don't fark with me" vibes.  Not sure if that is good or bad.....
 
2013-01-09 11:11:27 PM

freetomato: MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

My first thought!

Semi-related story.  At 19, I was on a military base for the first time, getting my military entrance physical.  The last thing on the list was my OB/GYN exam.  Nervous from the moment I got there.  As I waited to get called for my exam, a woman in a flight suit walked up to the front desk and started raising hell about the OB doc who'd examined her and, I quote "fingerbanged" her.  She saw him later at the BX and he looked her up and down and smirked.  She said "I'm pressing charges against that MF - he needs his licence yanked, blah blah blah blah...."  I'm listening in horror.  She then sits down next to me, fuming.  I meekly ask her about it, and she heartily volunteers that it is Dr (some Oriental name) and to stay the FARK away from him. OK.  I get called back, get in my hospital gown, and who walks in but an old Oriental man, telling me to lay back, he'll be right back.  When he left the room, I gathered my gown up, and ran out to the receptionist.  I said "I think the perv that lady was complaining about is about to examine me!"  She nodded knowingly, and said "Go back to the room and wait."  A good 45 minutes went by, and an older white woman, with an assistant, came in and did my exam.  So grateful I'd heard the female aviator's complaint.  Not that I wouldn't have known that he was going off the reservation, per se, but I was fairly naive and intimidated by being on a military base and probably would have been in shock, too shocked to kick him in the jaw had he gone there with me.  No doctor would try that shiat with me now - I've been told I can put off "don't fark with me" vibes.  Not sure if that is good or bad.....


You're good, darlin'.

*bow*
 
2013-01-09 11:24:27 PM

Indubitably: You're good, darlin'.

*bow*


I take after my mom (RIP).  Proud of that. She was a thousand kinds of awesome - I'm a fraction of that. Thanks.
 
2013-01-09 11:33:05 PM
I don't know, the nurse practitioner had to grab my junk to give me a hernia exam.

you lucky guy
 
2013-01-09 11:38:17 PM
The charges were filed in July 2011 after a woman told police she had been sexually assaulted by Gavin. He had already been reprimanded and sanctioned by the state for inappropriately touching other female patients, including a second victim cited in the complaint.

I was going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but it seems like more and more are coming forward. Proving it however, would be in the eye of the jury.
 
2013-01-09 11:49:09 PM
Don't let Dr. Mario touch you! He's not a licensed physician!
 
2013-01-09 11:52:35 PM
Ain't that the donderest thing.
 
2013-01-09 11:53:37 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-10 12:04:46 AM
Good thing he wasn't a podiatrist or we'd be talking about rape.

/ only said it once
 
2013-01-10 12:23:43 AM
Still better than winding up with this guy
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-10 12:40:54 AM

freetomato: MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

My first thought!

Semi-related story.  At 19, I was on a military base for the first time, getting my military entrance physical.  The last thing on the list was my OB/GYN exam.  Nervous from the moment I got there.  As I waited to get called for my exam, a woman in a flight suit walked up to the front desk and started raising hell about the OB doc who'd examined her and, I quote "fingerbanged" her.  She saw him later at the BX and he looked her up and down and smirked.  She said "I'm pressing charges against that MF - he needs his licence yanked, blah blah blah blah...."  I'm listening in horror.  She then sits down next to me, fuming.  I meekly ask her about it, and she heartily volunteers that it is Dr (some Oriental name) and to stay the FARK away from him. OK.  I get called back, get in my hospital gown, and who walks in but an old Oriental man, telling me to lay back, he'll be right back.  When he left the room, I gathered my gown up, and ran out to the receptionist.  I said "I think the perv that lady was complaining about is about to examine me!"  She nodded knowingly, and said "Go back to the room and wait."  A good 45 minutes went by, and an older white woman, with an assistant, came in and did my exam.  So grateful I'd heard the female aviator's complaint.  Not that I wouldn't have known that he was going off the reservation, per se, but I was fairly naive and intimidated by being on a military base and probably would have been in shock, too shocked to kick him in the jaw had he gone there with me.  No doctor would try that shiat with me now - I've been told I can put off "don't fark with me" vibes.  Not sure if that is good or bad.....


Dude, oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.
 
2013-01-10 12:46:32 AM
If your doctor performs the proctology exam with both hands on your shoulders, there may be something wrong.
 
2013-01-10 12:52:34 AM

Mentat: If your doctor performs the proctology exam with both hands on your shoulders, there may be something wrong.


heh, that's an old favorite

/the joke
//not the activity
///nttawwt
 
2013-01-10 03:41:12 AM
What bothers me about the story is that apparently the girls/women/idiots with 2 x chromsomes, complied with the doctor's request. Doesn't this strike anyone else as kind of equally weird?
 
2013-01-10 05:24:16 AM
Within the wheelhouse?
 
2013-01-10 08:51:16 AM
In his defense. Some men have a tendency to look people in the breasts
 
2013-01-10 12:07:00 PM
Could you slide your shorts down, please?

i.imgur.com
 
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