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		Protip: If the eye doctor asks you to remove your shirt and bra for an eye exam, it might not be legit (mankatofreepress.com)		51
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Ed Finnerty		2013-01-09 08:10:07 PM

FTFA: "What the defendant did," he said, referring the alleged victims, "was have them remove their clothing and examined their breasts for an eye exam."

So their eyes really aren't up there!

Altair		2013-01-09 08:31:18 PM

he was checking the peepers

serial_crusher		2013-01-09 08:48:11 PM

No, no, no. They just misunderstood. He was examining his own eyes. If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Bob Down		2013-01-09 09:19:15 PM

She should be visiting an ear doctor. He said remove your hat and coat.

OtherLittleGuy		2013-01-09 09:19:23 PM

Done in one.

MindStalker		2013-01-09 09:19:49 PM

Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

Molavian		2013-01-09 09:20:20 PM

I don't know, the nurse practitioner had to grab my junk to give me a hernia exam.

Omahawg		2013-01-09 09:21:35 PM

I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

litespeed74		2013-01-09 09:21:36 PM

Who falls for this??? hahahaha.

"OK, lets see if you're cross eyed"

Indubitably		2013-01-09 09:21:36 PM

"That is not my eyes and face."

Indubitably		2013-01-09 09:22:19 PM

Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

*break-fap*

skinink		2013-01-09 09:22:28 PM

She's ready for her ear exam :

i3.mirror.co.uk

Indubitably		2013-01-09 09:22:55 PM

Indubitably: Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

*break-fap*

Busted, seriously.

Amos Quito		2013-01-09 09:23:10 PM

serial_crusher: No, no, no. They just misunderstood. He was examining his own eyes. If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Use 'em or lose 'em.

Indubitably		2013-01-09 09:23:47 PM

skinink: She's ready for her ear exam :
[i3.mirror.co.uk image 559x927]

*begin refap*

Indubitably		2013-01-09 09:24:32 PM

Amos Quito: serial_crusher: No, no, no. They just misunderstood. He was examining his own eyes. If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Use 'em or lose 'em.

To eye

Omahawg		2013-01-09 09:26:05 PM

Indubitably		2013-01-09 09:27:40 PM

Omahawg: Indubitably: Omahawg: I approve of this. now breathe heavy, exhale, again.

can I feel them? I need to test the tension. Please put your arms up and clasp your hands behind your head

yes, like that. just...like.....that

*fap fap fap fap*

*break-fap*

is that like breakfast?

Nope.

Omahawg		2013-01-09 09:29:09 PM

amquelbettamin		2013-01-09 09:31:58 PM

To be fair this was the patient

www.crazywebsite.com

yarllib		2013-01-09 09:32:09 PM

Cocaine - it's a hell of a drug.

MikeSass		2013-01-09 09:38:07 PM

If the eye doctor asks me to remove my bra for an eye exam, he is the one who needs glasses.

/obvious male is obvious

brap		2013-01-09 09:51:35 PM

My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:03:52 PM

brap: My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.

Please just stop. *sigh* *)

Indubitably		2013-01-09 10:05:08 PM

Indubitably: brap: My optometrist plays "Come in Tokyo" with my nipples until my eyes are retuned to 20-20.

Please just stop. *sigh* *)

To horny

Day_Old_Dutchie		2013-01-09 10:05:13 PM

serial_crusher: No, no, no. They just misunderstood. He was examining his own eyes. If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Made me think of this - NOTE-NSFW!!!

Britney Spear's Speculum		2013-01-09 10:17:10 PM

NSFW

UlandaUnicorn		2013-01-09 10:29:34 PM

I once had an eye doctor ask me if I drank milk, I replied 'yes', and then he asked me if I use fluoride toothpaste and I said 'yes'. He then proceeded to tell me that I'm killing myself and thousands of people die every year from milk and fluoride consumption and gave me pamphlets on what I should cut out of my diet. It was essentially everything but raw vegetables and fruits.
/never went back to that nut-job
/didn't get felt up though

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-09 10:30:08 PM

MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

Apparently so. In which case, they should have no case.

Judge: "You were in for an eye exam."
Plaintiff: "Yes."
Judge: And he said "You'll need to remove your shirt and bra," and you did.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: And you are aware your eyes are on top of your head and not covered by your bra.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: [BANG] Court rules you're a total idiot and in favor of the defendant.

Bawdy George		2013-01-09 10:31:11 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: serial_crusher: No, no, no. They just misunderstood. He was examining his own eyes. If they pop out like a cartoon wolf, they are functioning as expected.

Made me think of this - NOTE-NSFW!!!

That reminds me of an old girlfriend - she would refer to her godawful boobjob as "the girls", while I referred to them as "the Feldmans".

Fano		2013-01-09 10:49:08 PM

So, two IS better than one!

omeganuepsilon		2013-01-09 10:50:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

Apparently so. In which case, they should have no case.

Judge: "You were in for an eye exam."
Plaintiff: "Yes."
Judge: And he said "You'll need to remove your shirt and bra," and you did.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: And you are aware your eyes are on top of your head and not covered by your bra.
Plaintiff: Yes.
Judge: [BANG] Court rules you're a total idiot and in favor of the defendant.

This, sorta.

The guy is obviously scum(if there's any truth to it), but damn if those people are not some kind of stupid.

Both of them in the span of an hour according to the article. It could very possibly be some lawsuit scheme or revenge plot. A guy who would do such things with that frequency would tend to have more people surface.

It wouldn't surprise me to hear in a few months that the 2 women knew eachother, or knew him or had common acquaintances with him.

LtDarkstar		2013-01-09 10:54:43 PM

Reminds me of when my husband asked me how my breast exam went... and in a flat voice I told him "Great, except now I have to find a new dentist" :P hahahaha He totally lost it and laughed for a good 1/2 hr after that. Sometimes he just sets himself up for da funny.

freetomato		2013-01-09 10:58:59 PM

MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

My first thought!

Semi-related story. At 19, I was on a military base for the first time, getting my military entrance physical. The last thing on the list was my OB/GYN exam. Nervous from the moment I got there. As I waited to get called for my exam, a woman in a flight suit walked up to the front desk and started raising hell about the OB doc who'd examined her and, I quote "fingerbanged" her. She saw him later at the BX and he looked her up and down and smirked. She said "I'm pressing charges against that MF - he needs his licence yanked, blah blah blah blah...." I'm listening in horror. She then sits down next to me, fuming. I meekly ask her about it, and she heartily volunteers that it is Dr (some Oriental name) and to stay the FARK away from him. OK. I get called back, get in my hospital gown, and who walks in but an old Oriental man, telling me to lay back, he'll be right back. When he left the room, I gathered my gown up, and ran out to the receptionist. I said "I think the perv that lady was complaining about is about to examine me!" She nodded knowingly, and said "Go back to the room and wait." A good 45 minutes went by, and an older white woman, with an assistant, came in and did my exam. So grateful I'd heard the female aviator's complaint. Not that I wouldn't have known that he was going off the reservation, per se, but I was fairly naive and intimidated by being on a military base and probably would have been in shock, too shocked to kick him in the jaw had he gone there with me. No doctor would try that shiat with me now - I've been told I can put off "don't fark with me" vibes. Not sure if that is good or bad.....

Indubitably		2013-01-09 11:11:27 PM

freetomato: MindStalker: Assuming these patients were adults and not children or mentally disabled there really is no excuse on their part for falling for this. I mean seriously.. is it possible to be that stupid?

My first thought!

Semi-related story. At 19, I was on a military base for the first time, getting my military entrance physical. The last thing on the list was my OB/GYN exam. Nervous from the moment I got there. As I waited to get called for my exam, a woman in a flight suit walked up to the front desk and started raising hell about the OB doc who'd examined her and, I quote "fingerbanged" her. She saw him later at the BX and he looked her up and down and smirked. She said "I'm pressing charges against that MF - he needs his licence yanked, blah blah blah blah...." I'm listening in horror. She then sits down next to me, fuming. I meekly ask her about it, and she heartily volunteers that it is Dr (some Oriental name) and to stay the FARK away from him. OK. I get called back, get in my hospital gown, and who walks in but an old Oriental man, telling me to lay back, he'll be right back. When he left the room, I gathered my gown up, and ran out to the receptionist. I said "I think the perv that lady was complaining about is about to examine me!" She nodded knowingly, and said "Go back to the room and wait." A good 45 minutes went by, and an older white woman, with an assistant, came in and did my exam. So grateful I'd heard the female aviator's complaint. Not that I wouldn't have known that he was going off the reservation, per se, but I was fairly naive and intimidated by being on a military base and probably would have been in shock, too shocked to kick him in the jaw had he gone there with me. No doctor would try that shiat with me now - I've been told I can put off "don't fark with me" vibes. Not sure if that is good or bad.....

You're good, darlin'.

*bow*

freetomato		2013-01-09 11:24:27 PM

Indubitably: You're good, darlin'.

*bow*

I take after my mom (RIP). Proud of that. She was a thousand kinds of awesome - I'm a fraction of that. Thanks.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease		2013-01-09 11:33:05 PM

I don't know, the nurse practitioner had to grab my junk to give me a hernia exam.

you lucky guy

Bit'O'Gristle		2013-01-09 11:38:17 PM

The charges were filed in July 2011 after a woman told police she had been sexually assaulted by Gavin. He had already been reprimanded and sanctioned by the state for inappropriately touching other female patients, including a second victim cited in the complaint.

I was going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but it seems like more and more are coming forward. Proving it however, would be in the eye of the jury.

vsavatar		2013-01-09 11:49:09 PM

Don't let Dr. Mario touch you! He's not a licensed physician!

Fano		2013-01-09 11:52:35 PM

Ain't that the donderest thing.

freetomato		2013-01-09 11:53:37 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2013-01-10 12:04:46 AM

Good thing he wasn't a podiatrist or we'd be talking about rape.

/ only said it once

dryknife		2013-01-10 12:23:43 AM

Still better than winding up with this guy
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hellfrozeover		2013-01-10 12:40:54 AM

Mentat		2013-01-10 12:46:32 AM

If your doctor performs the proctology exam with both hands on your shoulders, there may be something wrong.

omeganuepsilon		2013-01-10 12:52:34 AM

Mentat: If your doctor performs the proctology exam with both hands on your shoulders, there may be something wrong.

heh, that's an old favorite

/the joke
//not the activity
///nttawwt

NeoBad		2013-01-10 03:41:12 AM

What bothers me about the story is that apparently the girls/women/idiots with 2 x chromsomes, complied with the doctor's request. Doesn't this strike anyone else as kind of equally weird?

orbister		2013-01-10 05:24:16 AM

Within the wheelhouse?

cwolf20		2013-01-10 08:51:16 AM

In his defense. Some men have a tendency to look people in the breasts

bmckenna		2013-01-10 12:07:00 PM

Could you slide your shorts down, please?

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