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(Daily Mail)   I TAID ny tongue id tuck in da bobble   ( divider line
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2013-01-09 08:27:44 PM  
5 votes:

Triumph: vossiewulf: Why didn't they just drill a hole into the bottle to equalize the pressure?

Not everybody has a PhD, genius.

well if they didn't have that specific kind of drill, couldn't they just borrow one? or buy one at the hardware store?
2013-01-09 06:15:21 PM  
3 votes:
That sucks.
2013-01-10 02:29:05 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-09 08:09:00 PM  
2 votes:

vossiewulf: Why didn't they just drill a hole into the bottle to equalize the pressure?

Not everybody has a PhD, genius.
2013-01-09 11:01:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-09 10:50:11 PM  
1 vote:

amo: I remember doing this with glass bottles when I was a kid, and I didn't need surgery. What's so different about this bottle?

Didn't you notice the distinctive metallic colors? The custom grip? The high caliber mouthpiece? The bayonet lugs and the flesh suppressors?

These are ASSAULT bottles,  specifically designed to destroy the tongue.

2013-01-09 10:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
My Dad loves to tell the story of how when he was a kid he got his tongue stuck in a Coke bottle. Apparently in East Tennessee at the time it was cool to open a bottle of Coke and pour in a small pouch of peanuts and drink it. Most of the time it went well, but this one time there was one last peanut stuck to the bottom of the inside of the bottle. No matter how many times he shook it, the peanut would not come loose. So he tried to suck it out with a little suction. But that was not working either so he put his tongue over the mouth of the bottle to get another breath for double the suction. He slipped, that's how he ended up with his tongue in stuck in the neck of the bottle.

Panic set in when he realized relaxing pulled it in more. My Grandma freaked out when she saw what happened and tried to pull it off, but that just hurt. My Grandpa assessed the situation, calmly waked over, grabbed the bottle and lead my Dad out to the back yard to a stump that had an axe next to it. My Dad said he thought my Grandpa was mad at him and was going to do something horrible as punishment. Grandpa picked up the axe, set the bottle on the end of the stump and with one swift motion broke off the bottom of the bottle with no harm to my Dad. He dropped the axe and said "Bet you will not try that again" and walked away.
2013-01-09 09:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
That is sofa king we todd it.
2013-01-09 09:14:42 PM  
1 vote:
Why didn't she just unscrew her tongue?
2013-01-09 09:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes, you just gotta let those last few drops go.
2013-01-09 08:26:10 PM  
1 vote:

vossiewulf: Why didn't they just drill a hole into the bottle to equalize the pressure?

Well, because THEN they wouldn't have wasted enough time that she would need surgery.  Can't be using these cheap fixes when there's one that will cost ten times as much and work almost as well.
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