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(Daily Mail)   I TAID ny tongue id tuck in da bobble   ( divider line
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2013-01-09 10:46:18 PM  
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My Dad loves to tell the story of how when he was a kid he got his tongue stuck in a Coke bottle. Apparently in East Tennessee at the time it was cool to open a bottle of Coke and pour in a small pouch of peanuts and drink it. Most of the time it went well, but this one time there was one last peanut stuck to the bottom of the inside of the bottle. No matter how many times he shook it, the peanut would not come loose. So he tried to suck it out with a little suction. But that was not working either so he put his tongue over the mouth of the bottle to get another breath for double the suction. He slipped, that's how he ended up with his tongue in stuck in the neck of the bottle.

Panic set in when he realized relaxing pulled it in more. My Grandma freaked out when she saw what happened and tried to pull it off, but that just hurt. My Grandpa assessed the situation, calmly waked over, grabbed the bottle and lead my Dad out to the back yard to a stump that had an axe next to it. My Dad said he thought my Grandpa was mad at him and was going to do something horrible as punishment. Grandpa picked up the axe, set the bottle on the end of the stump and with one swift motion broke off the bottom of the bottle with no harm to my Dad. He dropped the axe and said "Bet you will not try that again" and walked away.
2013-01-09 09:31:44 PM  
1 vote:
Glass and plastic bottles are smooth and you can pull your tongue out. These metal bottles can have fairly sharp threads that can grip the tongue. On top of that they're not easy to pierce quickly. I still think it's a case of us not being allowed nice things because of stupid people.
2013-01-09 09:18:38 PM  
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"NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. "

Schwartz: "I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya to stick your tongue in the bottle!"

Ralphie: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! "

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2013-01-09 09:13:19 PM  
1 vote:
also, who sticks their tongue inside a bottle period?
2013-01-09 05:33:48 PM  
1 vote:
When metal bottle are outlawed, only outlaws will have metal bottles!
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