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(Daily Mail)   I TAID ny tongue id tuck in da bobble   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2013-01-09 11:11:13 PM

vossiewulf: Why didn't they just drill a hole into the bottle to equalize the pressure?


This!
 
2013-01-09 11:21:50 PM
Was he born on a pirate ship?
 
2013-01-09 11:33:26 PM

RKTeuthis: Drill would be far to difficult to use on a bottle stuck to a child's face, given that the surface is curved.

Every household should have a handheld rotary tool (Dremel-type) with cutting disks.


This is clearly a necessity for survival. If we can give everyone free cell phones, why can't there be Obama Dremels too?
 
2013-01-09 11:47:55 PM
Mom:  'I immediately thought: "All the other kids on the soccer field that have this exact same bottle,"'  and only my kid was dumb enough to do this.
 
2013-01-10 12:00:09 AM

skinink: "NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. "
Schwartz: "I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya to stick your tongue in the bottle!"
Ralphie: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! "
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I read where they drilled a small hole in the pole and hooked it up to a vacuum thereby creating the illusion his tongue was stuck
 
2013-01-10 12:41:20 AM

Indubitably: Pinner: Indubitably: Pinner: Tanukis_Parachute: That is sofa king we todd it.

someone replied to my e -mail once with Todd It in the subject line. Just so I could laugh by myself.

That sounds private.

it sounds
Re: Todd It

No doubt?

More face: NSS?


Are you OK dude? :) Your posting seems a little schizophrenic, no disrespect.
 
2013-01-10 12:46:49 AM
I'd suspect pressurizing the bottle would push the blood out of the tongue. So you might be able to get it out with one of those air-in-a-can dusters, just force the stick in along side the tongue. Of course now they mandate a bitterant in the can, so the taste would be almost as base as loosing the tongue to begin with.

As for making a hole in the bottle, just position the bottle against the counter, grab a nail, and a hammer and poke a hole in it, not hard.
 
2013-01-10 01:00:37 AM
A combination of pressurizing the bottle plus an astringent and anti inflammatory to help shrink the swelling might work. The temptation to use equalizing the bottle to one atmosphere would be high. My guess is that much more would be needed to force the tongue back out. It'd be worth a try anyway.

Once someone figures out the right way to do this, every ER will have a macguyver rig set up ahead of time. You'd be surprised at some of the crazy contraptions they have laying around.
 
2013-01-10 02:21:12 AM

Indubitably: "Twiwwy?"


Yeth?

(I'm thorry, and doubly thorry if anyone who clicked on that wath an ELO fan. Serfth me right for giving the damn show time to thteal my mind away from me. Look at my name, you knew what you were getting into when you clicked on that!)

/Just on the border of my inebriated mind, there lies another thread, where darkness and light are one. And as I've fled the halls of sobriety, I feel so sad to be unable to go beyond.
//I have a message from the other thread.
///LP is real or it's a dream, thereth nothing that ith inbetween...
 
2013-01-10 02:29:05 AM
i.imgur.com
Made a while back for some thread.
 
2013-01-10 04:12:49 AM
Looks like a SiGG to me.
 
2013-01-10 07:35:10 AM
those pics are brutal!!

I had a couple close calls like this when young, but as my tongue started going in a bit too deep, I seemed to sense the pending potential danger and pulled out before crossing the point of no turning back. I think little kids like this, raised on the video games and TV, lack a sense of warning.
 
2013-01-10 07:54:53 AM
First thing I thought of was an old Rescue 911 episode from the 80's where the kid got his tongue stuck in the freezer & had to call - and they had no idea wtf he was saying.

/For some reason I think that show was hosted... by... Shatner
 
2013-01-10 08:50:07 AM
Why not let natural selection run its course?
 
2013-01-10 09:17:18 AM

Indypendy: Makes we wonder how the human race has made it this far.


Plenty of the stupider members have died along the way. It's great that this little girl lived, but she should really be sterilized before she can reproduce...
 
2013-01-10 10:16:23 AM
Sorry, but OMFG???!?!?! Get a drill, put a hole in the end of the bottle... pressure released, bottle removed, go be retarded someplace else child... How does this even get to become news? Is it an example to the rest of us maybe? I can't fathom it....
 
2013-01-10 11:15:37 AM

amo: I remember doing this with glass bottles when I was a kid, and I didn't need surgery. What's so different about this bottle?


The threads for the cap are on the inside of the bottle's mouth, not the outside.
 
2013-01-10 12:47:36 PM

squidgod2000: amo: I remember doing this with glass bottles when I was a kid, and I didn't need surgery. What's so different about this bottle?

The threads for the cap are on the inside of the bottle's mouth, not the outside.


That can't help matters, but shouldn't it be possible to unscrew the bottle from the kid's tongue once the pressure is equalized?
 
2013-01-10 03:01:08 PM

DysphoricMania: Sorry, but OMFG???!?!?! Get a drill, put a hole in the end of the bottle... pressure released, bottle removed, go be retarded someplace else child... How does this even get to become news? Is it an example to the rest of us maybe? I can't fathom it....


Big enough hole for you?

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2013-01-10 03:04:32 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: DysphoricMania: Sorry, but OMFG???!?!?! Get a drill, put a hole in the end of the bottle... pressure released, bottle removed, go be retarded someplace else child... How does this even get to become news? Is it an example to the rest of us maybe? I can't fathom it....

Big enough hole for you?

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That was long after her tongue was swollen.
 
2013-01-10 03:04:42 PM

Millennium: squidgod2000: amo: I remember doing this with glass bottles when I was a kid, and I didn't need surgery. What's so different about this bottle?

The threads for the cap are on the inside of the bottle's mouth, not the outside.

That can't help matters, but shouldn't it be possible to unscrew the bottle from the kid's tongue once the pressure is equalized?


...ouch.
 
2013-01-10 03:37:32 PM
EMT Shears, Trauma Shears can cut a penny.

Maybe ERs should keep one on hand.

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/Yeah it would have squeezed the tongue more pushing the blunt leader past the edge of the bottle. till sounds better that surgically cutting the tounge. (use enough lube! and you'd be surprised what can fit where)
 
2013-01-11 06:13:46 PM

Whiskey Dickens: Indubitably: Pinner: Indubitably: Pinner: Tanukis_Parachute: That is sofa king we todd it.

someone replied to my e -mail once with Todd It in the subject line. Just so I could laugh by myself.

That sounds private.

it sounds
Re: Todd It

No doubt?

More face: NSS?

Are you OK dude? :) Your posting seems a little schizophrenic, no disrespect.


Yeah, I'm great to fine, thank you very much. Just because you didn't/don't understand what I typoe all of the time is not my actual problem, it is yours,sir. I realize you mean no "disrespect", but by even asking/suggesting the question you disrespect me, sir. And the fact that you didn't grasp that before you asked your question, and then verified with your own statement, suggests to me you are merely cluelessly suggesting, much to your chagrin. Which is indicative of any number of conditions, and I will not embarrass you to explicate them here, okay? My final suggestion for you is to STFU, no disrespect intended.
 
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