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(International Business Times)   Hablar un segundo idioma puede prevenir que le dé la demencia. Parler une seconde langue pourrait vous empêcher de faire la démence   (ibtimes.com) divider line 71
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2013-01-09 03:57:44 PM  
Uitstekend.
 
2013-01-09 04:01:39 PM  
No. No yo soy medico.
 
2013-01-09 04:02:07 PM  
Damnit.  That should be "Yo no soy Medico".

I'm learning.
 
2013-01-09 04:07:41 PM  
¿qué?
 
2013-01-09 04:15:56 PM  
Good to know.

Does pig latin count?
 
2013-01-09 04:25:30 PM  
Unless it's Klingon, Esperanto, Welsh or any other made up language.
 
2013-01-09 04:27:03 PM  
so Ebonics speakers are going to be lucid for a long time?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Unless it's Klingon, Esperanto, Welsh or any other made up language.


Oh. Whew!
 
2013-01-09 04:37:40 PM  
I understood the first part of the french sentence. Does that mean I'm only halfway there?
 
2013-01-09 04:38:53 PM  
No lo entiendo.
 
2013-01-09 05:08:31 PM  
Que bueno. Ne guzel. How nice. Wie nett.

/Amidoinitrite?
 
2013-01-09 05:24:32 PM  
Meggotheggerfegguckegger.

/I speak egg Latin.
 
2013-01-09 05:25:58 PM  
Seniors who spoke two languages ever since childhood are faster than monolinguists in processing tasks as lifelong bilinguals show different patterns of brain activity when making the switch, ScienceDaily has reported.

I wonder if it has to be "fluent in both languages" since childhood or if "know enough to get by" counts. My grandmother only spoke Spanish as a child (learning English ~30 years old), and when she started getting Alzheimers her English was one of the first things to go. My mom was bilingual (started learning English at 5), but when she raised my brother and I, she was one of those "Cuando en los Estados Unidos, habla Ingles" folks, so we never spoke Spanish at home. Now I can understand some, and converse a little, but I'm nowhere near fluent.
 
2013-01-09 05:47:09 PM  
I love language. I just read that fluently.
 
2013-01-09 05:50:06 PM  
Not with Spanish, though, subby. It's an inferior language.

Now, Russian or Chinese are good. French and Japanese, marginal. Swedish, Spanish, Swahili, and Filipino are right out.
 
2013-01-09 05:52:59 PM  
Hvilket språk er dette?
 
2013-01-09 05:54:49 PM  

James!: No. No yo soy medico.


Soy capitan, soy capitan.

/bamba.
 
2013-01-09 05:59:01 PM  
Yeah? Well, same to you pal!
 
2013-01-09 06:05:10 PM  
Obama's America.
 
2013-01-09 06:06:35 PM  
El pero es me corazon.
 
2013-01-09 06:06:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Unless it's Klingon, Esperanto, Welsh or any other made up language.


i.imgur.com

"GARRRTTAAAK!!"
 
2013-01-09 06:06:59 PM  
Ich kann Deutsch y hablo espanol.

But I pretty much use neither and they are rusting pretty bad.
 
2013-01-09 06:10:14 PM  
Cucaracha?
 
2013-01-09 06:15:14 PM  
Very rusty in my French, rusty in my German, fluid English and Dutch. Guess school was good for preventing dementia if nothing else.

/French sucks donkeyballs
//Or would have if they didn't run from the donkey
 
2013-01-09 06:16:46 PM  
SPEAK MERRICAN!
 
2013-01-09 06:18:41 PM  
Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas.

/does RAF banter count?
 
2013-01-09 06:23:08 PM  
After just skimming the article - is there any benefit to learning a second language later in life other than, you know, knowing a second language? I was monolingual up until I was in my early twenties when I moved overseas and learned French. I was, for a while, fluent-ish in French. I am no longer.
 
2013-01-09 06:23:09 PM  
Tu eres Moleculo?
 
JFC
2013-01-09 06:25:08 PM  
Je n'aime pas la langue francais, particulièrement comment les quebecois parlent. Le joual et prononciation de quebecois est trés laid. Je viens de la monde anglais où les gens parlent la langue du roi. Si c'est assez bon pour Elvis, puis c'est bon pour moi.
 
2013-01-09 06:26:40 PM  
¿Donde esta la biblioteca?
 
2013-01-09 06:26:59 PM  
I wonder how much difference conversational ability vs reading comprehension would make. I can read French, Spanish, a little bit of Italian, and phonetic alphabetization (though it's been a while), but most conversations are too fast and/or too slang-filled for me to follow easily.

I also wonder if they'd consider my (hearing) niece's fluency in ASL as bilingualism.
 
2013-01-09 06:28:21 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-09 06:28:41 PM  
I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
 
2013-01-09 06:28:48 PM  
I understood both of those. Does that mean I'm doubly protected against... against....... what were we talking about?.... Where am I?
 
2013-01-09 06:30:00 PM  
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2013-01-09 06:33:21 PM  
Hijo de su chingada puta madre.
 
2013-01-09 06:34:51 PM  
I was able to get the idea of the headline. I could find a bathroom and order a meal in Spanish and ask someone if they spoke English and tell them my name in French.
 
2013-01-09 06:35:02 PM  
Eu estou tomando uma cerveijinha.
 
2013-01-09 06:37:45 PM  

ciberido: I will not buy this record tobacconist.  It is scratched.


FTFY

/you have beautiful thighs
 
2013-01-09 06:37:52 PM  
Eso, si. ¿Que es?

Oh, just a little something I use to keep my feet warm.
 
2013-01-09 06:39:34 PM  
learn Finnish and i'll be impressed. what a farked up language

/french + english
//emergency spanish
 
2013-01-09 06:41:58 PM  

Somacandra: ciberido: I will not buy this record tobacconist.  It is scratched.

FTFY

/you have beautiful thighs


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.
 
2013-01-09 06:42:34 PM  

ariseatex: Seniors who spoke two languages ever since childhood are faster than monolinguists in processing tasks as lifelong bilinguals show different patterns of brain activity when making the switch, ScienceDaily has reported.

I wonder if it has to be "fluent in both languages" since childhood or if "know enough to get by" counts. My grandmother only spoke Spanish as a child (learning English ~30 years old), and when she started getting Alzheimers her English was one of the first things to go. My mom was bilingual (started learning English at 5), but when she raised my brother and I, she was one of those "Cuando en los Estados Unidos, habla Ingles" folks, so we never spoke Spanish at home. Now I can understand some, and converse a little, but I'm nowhere near fluent.


My father left when I was 2 and went back to Colombia, so no spanish in my house with my Cajun family.  But when I was 30 I lived in Colombia for two years and thanks to my Colombian grandmother she browbeat the language into me, and I am 99.9 percent fluent, which is also helped that I lived there for the last 3 years, and my wife is Colombian and we only speak spanish to each other.

You can learn a language later in life, it is tough but it can be done.

Though most people who claim to speak another, are usually just horrible at.
 
2013-01-09 06:42:44 PM  
When I lived in Nepal, I had a Peace Corps friend who was in training to become a math teacher, and he was working with some younger kids, doing practice teaching.  Since he was still in training, the trainer (who was fluent in both Nepali and English) was in the classroom observing his lesson.  The subject was addition, and my friend delivered the lesson in his best Nepali.

My friend divided the students into groups of four and gave each group a box of matches.  As he was telling the students what to do, he gave the instruction "Remove the matches from the box," but he mispronounced the verb for "remove."  The Nepali verb he wanted was "Jickne," but what he actually said was "Chickne."  The students burst out laughing.

Later, my friend asked the trainer why the students had laughed.  The trainer explained that he had used the verb "Chickne" when he should have said "Jickne."  "Chickne" is a vulgar word meaning "to copulate" or "to have six with."  So instead of saying, "Remove the matches from the box," what he had actually told the children was, "Fark the matches in the box"!
 
2013-01-09 06:45:09 PM  
Learning Japanese is interesting (and vice versa).

NSFW example.
 
2013-01-09 06:48:10 PM  

ciberido: When I lived in Nepal, I had a Peace Corps friend who was in training to become a math teacher, and he was working with some younger kids, doing practice teaching.  Since he was still in training, the trainer (who was fluent in both Nepali and English) was in the classroom observing his lesson.  The subject was addition, and my friend delivered the lesson in his best Nepali.

My friend divided the students into groups of four and gave each group a box of matches.  As he was telling the students what to do, he gave the instruction "Remove the matches from the box," but he mispronounced the verb for "remove."  The Nepali verb he wanted was "Jickne," but what he actually said was "Chickne."  The students burst out laughing.

Later, my friend asked the trainer why the students had laughed.  The trainer explained that he had used the verb "Chickne" when he should have said "Jickne."  "Chickne" is a vulgar word meaning "to copulate" or "to have six with."  So instead of saying, "Remove the matches from the box," what he had actually told the children was, "Fark the matches in the box"!


I was in a bar with a buddy when two beautiful Panamanian girls came in, and my buddy thought he could speak spanish, and he told me he was going to hit on them and asked me to act like I couldn't speak spanish.

So he was talking and drinking with this girl, neither understanding the other, when he says "Estoy grande como una vaca"  I am big like a cow, instead of saying toro for bull.

The girl turns to her friend and says "Guy is talking like he has four dicks instead of one"  I busted out laughing and the girl turned to me and says "at least someone understands me".

I boned her.
 
2013-01-09 06:49:14 PM  
Well then, I'm set. Fluent in two languages, fairly comfortable in a third.
 
2013-01-09 06:49:40 PM  
Das ist nicht sehr gut!
Pero no importa a mi si tu eres un pendejo!
 
2013-01-09 07:26:18 PM  

theflatline: ariseatex: Seniors who spoke two languages ever since childhood are faster than monolinguists in processing tasks as lifelong bilinguals show different patterns of brain activity when making the switch, ScienceDaily has reported.

I wonder if it has to be "fluent in both languages" since childhood or if "know enough to get by" counts. My grandmother only spoke Spanish as a child (learning English ~30 years old), and when she started getting Alzheimers her English was one of the first things to go. My mom was bilingual (started learning English at 5), but when she raised my brother and I, she was one of those "Cuando en los Estados Unidos, habla Ingles" folks, so we never spoke Spanish at home. Now I can understand some, and converse a little, but I'm nowhere near fluent.

My father left when I was 2 and went back to Colombia, so no spanish in my house with my Cajun family.  But when I was 30 I lived in Colombia for two years and thanks to my Colombian grandmother she browbeat the language into me, and I am 99.9 percent fluent, which is also helped that I lived there for the last 3 years, and my wife is Colombian and we only speak spanish to each other.

You can learn a language later in life, it is tough but it can be done.

Though most people who claim to speak another, are usually just horrible at.


This relates more to the post you responded to. My grandma learned English at 19 or so after fleeing post WWII Poland. She didn't start speaking only in Polish until the last year or so she was alive, maybe 5 after she was first hospitalized. But once it was gone it was gone, and she had spoken it about 90% of the time for 50 years.

Really made me regret my mom never teaching me (she could only speak and kind of read) but I knew enough to say I loved her.

/dammit dusty miss you grandma
 
2013-01-09 07:38:23 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Learning Japanese is interesting (and vice versa).

NSFW example.


This is better.

And SFW... most places
 
2013-01-09 08:21:28 PM  
No se.
 
2013-01-09 08:25:31 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Dathon


Hey! Where's the Cool link on your post?
 
2013-01-09 08:27:34 PM  

ciberido: Somacandra: ciberido: I will not buy this record tobacconist.  It is scratched.

FTFY

/you have beautiful thighs

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.


Do you want to go back to my place? Bouncy-bouncy?
 
2013-01-09 08:28:41 PM  
I think I will lean Nav'i so I know what they are really saying in Avatar 2.
 
2013-01-09 08:30:08 PM  
Mejor: Como te como?
 
2013-01-09 08:33:58 PM  

jimw: I think I will lean Nav'i so I know what they are really saying in Avatar 2.


You don't really want to learn to speak Navi.

All she ever says is "Hey!  Listen!  Look out!" over and over.  It's a pretty useless language, really.
 
2013-01-09 08:36:35 PM  
Dank U
 
2013-01-09 08:51:28 PM  
二ヶ国語で良かった-
 
2013-01-09 09:37:09 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Unless it's Klingon, Esperanto, Welsh or any other made up language.


Technically, are not all languages "made up"?
 
2013-01-09 09:41:44 PM  

ariseatex:

My mom was bilingual (started learning English at 5), but when she raised my brother and I, she was one of those "Cuando en los Estados Unidos, habla Ingles" folks, so we never spoke Spanish at home.


Should be "when she raised my brother and me."

/pet peeve

@subby: "langue seconde" doesn't mean what you think it does. Better: "Parler deux langues pourrait empêcher (ou prévenir) la démence."

/Fragnol speaker
//I need to get out more
 
2013-01-09 11:13:32 PM  

itazurakko: 二ヶ国語で良かった-


日本語がぜんぜんわかったない。。。も

/糞
//wish i had had the option 35 years ago in high school
 
2013-01-09 11:42:03 PM  

aremmes: Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas.

/does RAF banter count?


Este. Let it be know that MP in any language is still just as farking funny.

/es verdad
 
2013-01-10 12:00:57 AM  
Che cosa?

Que diabos eles estão dizendo?
 
2013-01-10 12:10:18 AM  
I've been fluent in four languages since childhood, does that mean I'll remain sharp four times as long ? I'm only asking because the week isn't over yet and I've already left my wallet at home twice, which has me worried.

JFC: Je n'aime pas la langue francais, particulièrement comment les quebecois parlent. Le joual et prononciation de quebecois est trés laid. Je viens de la monde anglais où les gens parlent la langue du roi. Si c'est assez bon pour Elvis, puis c'est bon pour moi.


Considérant le nombres de fautes de grammaires et d'orthographe que tu as fait, je crois que l'on peut facilement ignorer ton avis sur la langue française.
 
2013-01-10 12:47:34 AM  

capt.hollister: I've been fluent in four languages since childhood, does that mean I'll remain sharp four times as long ? I'm only asking because the week isn't over yet and I've already left my wallet at home twice, which has me worried.

JFC: Je n'aime pas la langue francais, particulièrement comment les quebecois parlent. Le joual et prononciation de quebecois est trés laid. Je viens de la monde anglais où les gens parlent la langue du roi. Si c'est assez bon pour Elvis, puis c'est bon pour moi.

Considérant le nombres de fautes de grammaires et d'orthographe que tu as fait, je crois que l'on peut facilement ignorer ton avis sur la langue française.


D'accord. Lorsque tu parle joual, tu ne jamais cherche une autre cheval.

Je peux parler francais tant mieux que je l'ecris. Aussi ce clavier est sans accents. Pas comme moi.

Now Thai. There's a language that aches the ears.
 
2013-01-10 02:16:11 AM  

ciberido: jimw: I think I will lean Nav'i so I know what they are really saying in Avatar 2.

You don't really want to learn to speak Navi.

All she ever says is "Hey!  Listen!  Look out!" over and over.  It's a pretty useless language, really.


well played.
 
2013-01-10 04:11:54 AM  
Mae hynny'n ddiddorol i wybod. Rwyf wedi meddwl y caf someday dysgu iaith y wlad y mae fy mywyd enw olaf go iawn yn dod.
 
2013-01-10 04:20:04 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Mae hynny'n ddiddorol i wybod. Rwyf wedi meddwl y caf someday dysgu iaith y wlad y mae fy mywyd enw olaf go iawn yn dod.


"My honey and me didn't graduate. We really tried, and someday hope to succeed if only we could stop using vowels."
 
2013-01-10 07:35:08 AM  

ariseatex: ... My mom was bilingual (started learning English at 5), but when she raised my brother and I, she was one of those "Cuando en los Estados Unidos, habla Ingles" folks, so we never spoke Spanish at home. Now I can understand some, and converse a little, but I'm nowhere near fluent.


Quite clearly as you think saying 'when she raised I...' is correct use.
When she raised me.
When she raised my brother and me.

It's not hard...
 
2013-01-10 08:32:37 AM  
Parler une seconde langue pourrait vous empêcher de faire développer la démence.

/don't give up your meds yet, subby.
 
2013-01-10 05:29:26 PM  
Y tu madre tambien.
 
2013-01-10 06:11:57 PM  

Ric Romero says blah blah

On the other hand, my wife has been working on her English since she came here in 1971 to learn how to speak American English.  She didn't speak very well when she came here (age 32) and has been trying ever since.  Yesterday, at the age of 74, she went out and bought a couple of English workbooks.  These are to keep her busy until the new semester starts at both the High School adult education and local community college English classes.  Am I proud of her?

YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY!

You are welcome to speculate on my stance on "Official Language."
Press "Numero Dos" to go back.
 
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