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(Missoulian)   If you' plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death   (missoulian.com) divider line 8
    More: Dumbass, BPD, patrol cars, Billings, drink tequila, showers, snacks, burglary, clothing  
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2013-01-09 04:27:02 PM  
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When you have cable you plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death. Don't get shot to death. Get DirecTV
2013-01-09 06:07:58 PM  
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2013-01-09 06:39:19 PM  
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2013-01-09 06:04:53 PM  
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Contrabulous Flabtraption: When your cable bill arrives, you get angry. When you get angry, you plan to burglarize a house. When you plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death. Don't get shot to death. Get DirecTV


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2013-01-09 06:03:47 PM  
1 votes:
so you're saying she's single now
2013-01-09 06:00:11 PM  
1 votes:
Jose cuervo, you are no friend of mine
2013-01-09 06:00:03 PM  
1 votes:
Ta da!
2013-01-09 05:48:52 PM  
1 votes:
The Aristocrats!
 
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