Contrabulous Flabtraption: When your cable bill arrives, you get angry. When you get angry, you plan to burglarize a house. When you plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death. Don't get shot to death. Get DirecTV
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