lostcat: She probably cleans up pretty good, you know, on days when her husband hasn't just been shot to death by cops.
Contrabulous Flabtraption: When your cable bill arrives, you get angry. When you get angry, you plan to burglarize a house. When you plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death. Don't get shot to death. Get DirecTV
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varmitydog: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x464][bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x464]They could pass for brother and sister
Fano: Jose cuervo, you are no friend of mine
Bit'O'Gristle: And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.
Acharne: Bit'O'Gristle: And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.You read the article, click comments, typed the comment and posted. Either you're blithely unaware as a person, or you're just callous. I'm thinking callous.
Bit'O'Gristle: Acharne: Bit'O'Gristle: And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.You read the article, click comments, typed the comment and posted. Either you're blithely unaware as a person, or you're just callous. I'm thinking callous./And? fark them..fark them both. I guess if it were your house they broke into, and did all that shiat, you would be more inclined to feel sorry for them, and offer them a room free of rent, and all the food they wanted? He was a piece of shiat felon, who was going to keep committing more felonies, and he got what he deserved.
kevinfra: Is it me, or do most people's bad drinking stories contain the phrase, "Things were fine, but then we started drinking tequila?"
halB: First day of cop training:"Remember this handy little tip whenever you want to murder someone: Jump in front of the car they are driving, shoot them a million times, and claim they were coming right for you. Just like in South Park."Seriously getting sick of cops pulling this shiat.
studebaker hoch: LESSON: Do not professionally embarass a cop.
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