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(Missoulian)   If you' plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death   (missoulian.com) divider line 61
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2013-01-09 04:27:02 PM
When you have cable you plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death. Don't get shot to death. Get DirecTV
 
2013-01-09 04:32:53 PM
Police Chief Rich St. John said Daniel Brawley freed himself from handcuffs while he was alone in the back seat of a patrol car, squeezed through a Plexiglas partition and drove away, striking an officer with the car

The official version sounds like fiction. I have a better version.

 Brawley dematerialized dropping the handcuffs on the ground and then rematerialized in the drivers seat of the police car. Brawley couldn't dematerialize fast enough to allow the bullets to pass through him however.
 
2013-01-09 05:48:52 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-01-09 06:00:03 PM
Ta da!
 
2013-01-09 06:00:11 PM
Jose cuervo, you are no friend of mine
 
2013-01-09 06:02:59 PM
She probably cleans up pretty good, you know, on days when her husband hasn't just been shot to death by cops.
 
2013-01-09 06:03:47 PM
so you're saying she's single now
 
2013-01-09 06:04:09 PM

lostcat: She probably cleans up pretty good, you know, on days when her husband hasn't just been shot to death by cops.


But on days when he has, she's probably looking for some sympathy.

Tradeoffs.
 
2013-01-09 06:04:51 PM
Police Chief Rich St. John said Daniel Brawley freed himself from handcuffs while he was alone in the back seat of a patrol car, squeezed through a Plexiglas partition and drove away, striking an officer with the car.

The officer, Dave Punt, fired numerous times at the cruiser, smashing out the back window and most likely striking Brawley, who then crashed into two parked vehicles. Brawley died shortly after the incident.



Sounds legit.
 
2013-01-09 06:04:53 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: When your cable bill arrives, you get angry. When you get angry, you plan to burglarize a house. When you plan to burglarize a house, don't stay long enough to shower, wash clothes, drink tequila and have a bite. Because once you're in the back of the cop car, you'll wriggle into the front seat, try to drive off, hit a cop and get shot to death. Don't get shot to death. Get DirecTV


Fixed for funny.
 
2013-01-09 06:07:58 PM
i478.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 06:08:02 PM
The articles headline made my head hurt.
 
2013-01-09 06:10:45 PM

Mr.Hawk: [i478.photobucket.com image 400x501]


I laughed way too hard at that
 
2013-01-09 06:10:51 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.combloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
They could pass for brother and sister
 
2013-01-09 06:11:13 PM

varmitydog: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x464][bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x464]
They could pass for brother and sister


Well...not so much, any more.
 
2013-01-09 06:22:13 PM
Just another tequila sunrise.
 
2013-01-09 06:22:20 PM
Well great. Now they have to do the laundry again.
 
2013-01-09 06:22:30 PM
burgle
 
2013-01-09 06:23:47 PM
So, all's well that ends well.
 
2013-01-09 06:23:55 PM
Judging by the facebook pictures, we lost a great man in Dan Brawley.
 
2013-01-09 06:24:18 PM
So switch to Direct TV and don't end up dead.
 
2013-01-09 06:29:32 PM
If you give a moose a muffin...
 
2013-01-09 06:30:41 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
www.starscolor.com
 
2013-01-09 06:34:18 PM
/House are the new supermarkets. With beds.
 
2013-01-09 06:34:54 PM
And here's the extra 'S' to go with my failed post above.
 
2013-01-09 06:39:19 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 06:40:31 PM
And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.
 
2013-01-09 06:43:18 PM

varmitydog: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x464][bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x464]

They could pass for brother and sister


So could Ashley Judd and me. If any of her kin have anything to do with Greenbrier County, WV, we could be distantly related.

My mother's mother's families were so inbred she had to send away to Iowa for a husband. And they still looked like they could related.

There are probably no more than a couple dozen basic faces in the world, not counting "racial" characteristics. Just rotate skin color and eye, nose and lips shape. Half the black men over 40 here in Lexington, KY look like we could be related, but my family never owned slaves and I'm supposedly of 100% European descent according to 23andme.com.

Except Jay Leno: he's from another planet.
 
2013-01-09 06:43:40 PM

Fano: Jose cuervo, you are no friend of mine


You lie !
 
2013-01-09 06:43:48 PM

letrole: burgle


burgle |ˈbərgəl|verbanother term for  burglarize.ORIGINlate 19th cent.: originally  a humorous and colloquial  back-formation from  burglar.
-Sofa
 
2013-01-09 06:44:37 PM
Bit'O'Gristle:

And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.

Screw "polite society."
 
2013-01-09 06:45:29 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.


You read the article, click comments, typed the comment and posted. Either you're blithely unaware as a person, or you're just callous. I'm thinking callous.
 
2013-01-09 06:45:48 PM
www.juniorlibraryguild.com

Parental-like headline detected.
 
2013-01-09 06:53:53 PM
Nice shot, Officer. Saved a lot of time and money with that cheap bullet :)
 
2013-01-09 06:54:44 PM

Acharne: Bit'O'Gristle: And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.

You read the article, click comments, typed the comment and posted. Either you're blithely unaware as a person, or you're just callous. I'm thinking callous.


/And? fark them..fark them both. I guess if it were your house they broke into, and did all that shiat, you would be more inclined to feel sorry for them, and offer them a room free of rent, and all the food they wanted?  He was a piece of shiat felon, who was going to keep committing more felonies, and he got what he deserved.
 
2013-01-09 07:00:03 PM
To gurgle?
 
2013-01-09 07:00:48 PM
Based on the headline, the wife was killed in a car that was charged with burglary? KITT, tell me it ain't so?
 
2013-01-09 07:04:51 PM
Sort of kind of reminds me of that fun-loving couple of pranksters who would go around Manhattan sticking up Mafiosi.

Yep, no joking, husband and wife would waltz up to a table of greaseball guidos and pull out gats, relieving the confounded malefactors of their money and valuables.

Great fun while it lasted. They were, alas, found in the front seat of their car, both shot in the back of the head.

Some people just got no sense of humor.
 
2013-01-09 07:09:44 PM

Mr.Hawk: [i478.photobucket.com image 400x501]


/ok..seriously, that made me larf.
 
2013-01-09 07:32:49 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Acharne: Bit'O'Gristle: And nothing of value to polite society was lost, not a shiat was given.

You read the article, click comments, typed the comment and posted. Either you're blithely unaware as a person, or you're just callous. I'm thinking callous.

/And? fark them..fark them both. I guess if it were your house they broke into, and did all that shiat, you would be more inclined to feel sorry for them, and offer them a room free of rent, and all the food they wanted?  He was a piece of shiat felon, who was going to keep committing more felonies, and he got what he deserved.


And we have an answer. It's both.
 
2013-01-09 07:36:50 PM
Tequila will do that to you. Trust me, I know. Well, all I did was wake up in a fountain with just my tighty whites and one boot on after an all night dance with Cuervo, but it's like that. Blackout begins after the 5th shot....the next 15 are icing. Never again.

/evil cactus juice is evil
 
2013-01-09 08:05:56 PM
Police Chief Rich St. John said Daniel Brawley freed himself from handcuffs while he was alone in the back seat of a patrol car, squeezed through a Plexiglas partition and drove away, striking an officer with the car.

If only he could have used his powers for good instead of evil...
 
2013-01-09 08:10:41 PM
Is it me, or do most people's bad drinking stories contain the phrase, "Things were fine, but then we started drinking tequila?"
 
2013-01-09 08:12:23 PM
First day of cop training:

"Remember this handy little tip whenever you want to murder someone: Jump in front of the car they are driving, shoot them a million times, and claim they were coming right for you. Just like in South Park."

Seriously getting sick of cops pulling this shiat.
 
2013-01-09 08:36:53 PM

kevinfra: Is it me, or do most people's bad drinking stories contain the phrase, "Things were fine, but then we started drinking tequila?"


No, no, not you. You have a firm grasp on the issue. I approve of this.
 
2013-01-09 09:18:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 09:32:16 PM

halB: First day of cop training:

"Remember this handy little tip whenever you want to murder someone: Jump in front of the car they are driving, shoot them a million times, and claim they were coming right for you. Just like in South Park."

Seriously getting sick of cops pulling this shiat.


The first day is mostly admin stuff, paperwork and gear issuance. A light lunch then some talks in the afternoon and introductory pt. So it wasn't that day. I did miss one day of the academy because I had the flu and was evacuating every orifice I own so that might have been the day they had the "play chicken with a several thousand pound deadly weapon just so you can use your side arm against a moving target that has tremendous ballistic protection and doesn't give a shiat if he kills you" evolution. I do know I missed the K9 demonstration though and that's a bummer.
 
2013-01-09 09:43:48 PM
Getting shot to death will remind him that he's pretty dirty. Being dirty will make him want a shower. And if he wants a shower, he'll probably want to go burglarize a house.

/damn you jayhawk88, first thing I thought of.
 
2013-01-09 09:51:25 PM
LESSON: Do not professionally embarass a cop.
 
2013-01-09 10:16:02 PM

studebaker hoch: LESSON: Do not professionally embarass a cop.


How does one do that, exactly?
 
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