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2013-01-10 04:11:45 PM  
12 votes:
2013-01-10 04:22:45 PM  
8 votes:
2013-01-10 03:58:01 PM  
6 votes:
In Lew of a signature....
2013-01-09 04:02:02 PM  
4 votes:
2013-01-10 04:19:46 PM  
3 votes:
It's like Ann Frank's signature.

What do you expect out of a blind girl?
2013-01-10 04:18:20 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-10 03:49:19 PM  
3 votes:
'The soft roundedness of the letters show he can adapt quickly and make rapid changes, but he's also self-protective. He doesn't want people to see his private side.'

Ms Lowe added that the darker dot under the last loop either signifies Lew has a problem with his ankle - or it may just be the pen.

Oh, Shut the fark up.
2013-01-10 02:34:15 PM  
3 votes:

Is that a pubic hair?
2013-01-10 04:34:44 PM  
2 votes:

NotARocketScientist: It's like Ann Frank's signature.

What do you expect out of a blind girl?

You're thinking of Amelia Earhart. Ann Frank was the chick that invented Radium.
2013-01-10 04:14:22 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-10 04:08:40 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-10 03:50:37 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: [ image 480x80]

Is that a pubic hair?

He'll put one on every bill. Really gives them the personal touch. And with DNA testing, money becomes harder to counterfeit!
2013-01-10 03:43:39 PM  
2 votes:
Loopty Lew?
2013-01-10 03:41:08 PM  
2 votes:
I'll go ahead and post this www.csmonitor.comagain..
2013-01-10 02:13:36 PM  
2 votes:
Is that even a signature?  Don't most signatures at least have some vague resemblance to letters?
2013-01-10 06:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
I've done some of this type of analysis myself. It's mostly routine in this case. He likes Krispy Kreme, but doesn't want his wife to know how much. She thinks it's something he likes; really, it dominates his mornings. Note that the 4th loop is consistently smaller. He's obviously sexually attracted to some form of mid-sized aquatic species, but it's impossible to tell which one with such low-resolution images. He was mostly, but not entirely, breast-fed, and his mother was generally free of recreational drugs during that time. He's a closet Sacramento Kings fan. Check his wallet-- you'll almost certainly find a team schedule. The second one was signed while listening to "Call Me Maybe", or possibly "Angel of the Morning". It's oddly difficult to distinguish those. Could we get higher-quality images?
2013-01-10 06:17:02 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-10 04:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
Who cares? It's just US dollars. It's not like it's real money.
2013-01-10 04:30:25 PM  
1 vote:
The article clearly indicates there are SEVEN curly-cues, not EIGHT...subby clearly didn't RTFA ;)
2013-01-10 04:25:13 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-10 04:17:36 PM  
1 vote:
Prince could learn a thing or two from this guy about changing your name to a scribble.
2013-01-10 04:02:20 PM  
1 vote:
Can't wait to hear how the sovereign citizen types spin this into some reason why they don't have to pay their taxes.
2013-01-10 04:00:29 PM  
1 vote:
FARKing guy isn't even literate. That's perfect for the president who doesn't even know how many states there are.

Obama, et al., making the Bush II years look like the Einstein years.

2013-01-10 03:59:18 PM  
1 vote:
This is what happens when cursive doesn't get taught in schools. Shameful.

/Go shine your shoes.
2013-01-10 03:55:22 PM  
1 vote:
I bet the Lew did this.
2013-01-10 03:53:51 PM  
1 vote:
A child's scribble for a child's nomination.
2013-01-10 03:48:36 PM  
1 vote:
Now this is a signature:
2013-01-10 02:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
Finally someone who cares less about their signature than me.  Figures he would be a ass kissing, suck up bureaucrat.
2013-01-10 12:30:12 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: Short-changed AGAIN!


Yeah, this should have been green.  I didn't even know there was a ૪ html character
2013-01-09 03:36:20 PM  
1 vote:
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