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2013-01-10 04:11:45 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-10 03:49:19 PM  
3 votes:
'The soft roundedness of the letters show he can adapt quickly and make rapid changes, but he's also self-protective. He doesn't want people to see his private side.'

Ms Lowe added that the darker dot under the last loop either signifies Lew has a problem with his ankle - or it may just be the pen.

Oh, Shut the fark up.
2013-01-10 04:02:11 PM  
2 votes:
I actually like it.... in only that it shows how stupid signatures are for verifying many things anymore, like signing for CC receipts or the like.
2013-01-10 03:48:36 PM  
2 votes:
Now this is a signature:
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2013-01-10 06:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
I've done some of this type of analysis myself. It's mostly routine in this case. He likes Krispy Kreme, but doesn't want his wife to know how much. She thinks it's something he likes; really, it dominates his mornings. Note that the 4th loop is consistently smaller. He's obviously sexually attracted to some form of mid-sized aquatic species, but it's impossible to tell which one with such low-resolution images. He was mostly, but not entirely, breast-fed, and his mother was generally free of recreational drugs during that time. He's a closet Sacramento Kings fan. Check his wallet-- you'll almost certainly find a team schedule. The second one was signed while listening to "Call Me Maybe", or possibly "Angel of the Morning". It's oddly difficult to distinguish those. Could we get higher-quality images?
2013-01-10 06:17:02 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-10 04:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-10 04:19:46 PM  
1 vote:
It's like Ann Frank's signature.

What do you expect out of a blind girl?
2013-01-10 04:18:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-10 04:02:27 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: tricycleracer: Paywallhammered.

Try clearing your cache. That generally works with NYT articles.

Actually, all you have to do is once the URL loads with the modified BS hash key at the end, is just remove the junk after html? and it'll load normally..
2013-01-10 04:02:20 PM  
1 vote:
Can't wait to hear how the sovereign citizen types spin this into some reason why they don't have to pay their taxes.
2013-01-10 02:13:36 PM  
1 vote:
Is that even a signature?  Don't most signatures at least have some vague resemblance to letters?
2013-01-10 01:46:51 PM  
1 vote:
Redemption for subby! =D
2013-01-09 03:36:20 PM  
1 vote:
+ $1
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