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2013-01-09 04:10:38 PM  
I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.
 
2013-01-09 04:11:12 PM  
Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.
 
2013-01-09 04:11:19 PM  
my shower has a slow drain. so no thanks
 
2013-01-09 04:12:17 PM  
Agrees

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2013-01-09 04:12:33 PM  
doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed
 
2013-01-09 04:13:43 PM  
plus peeing all over your feet helps cure atheletes foot.

poop is hard to clean up though and feels gross in the toes
 
2013-01-09 04:14:02 PM  
I resisted the urge to pee in the shower for years. Finally gave in; one of the best decisions I ever made.
 
2013-01-09 04:14:22 PM  
I thought their advice was going to involve sticking your thumb in a dyke. Last tie I tried that she slapped me.
 
2013-01-09 04:15:05 PM  
I take that a step further and shower in my pee.
now THAT saves water!
 
2013-01-09 04:15:20 PM  
Well it is the U Pee I.
 
2013-01-09 04:16:04 PM  
I pee in the toilet.

Yellow is mellow.

Brown goes down.
 
2013-01-09 04:16:21 PM  

cgraves67: I thought their advice was going to involve sticking your thumb in a dyke. Last tie I tried that she slapped me.


Next time... try the whole fist.
 
2013-01-09 04:16:25 PM  

Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.


Promise? 'Cause that sounds sexy.
 
2013-01-09 04:16:56 PM  
Kelly Clarkson could tell the Dutch another way to save time in the shower...
 
2013-01-09 04:17:00 PM  
Dear god, let's hope the media doesn't catch on to the dreaded PTA...
 
2013-01-09 04:17:12 PM  
What's great is when the water is pouring down your body, off the tip of your dick, it looks like you are weeing. And when you really do wee, it's like a super wee.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-01-09 04:17:22 PM  

natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed



Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.
 
2013-01-09 04:17:22 PM  

kvinesknows: plus peeing all over your feet helps cure atheletes foot.

poop is hard to clean up though and feels gross in the toes


Toes? Heel that sh*t down the drain.
 
2013-01-09 04:17:24 PM  

Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.


Its all pipes.
 
2013-01-09 04:17:45 PM  
I want to install one of those waterless urinals in my bathroom. My wife won't let me though.

/I think you have to spray them down at least once a day to avoid the odor, which is the big sticking point
//on one hand you save water, on the other hand you spray some chemical down the drain everyday to clean them
 
2013-01-09 04:17:51 PM  
Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.
 
2013-01-09 04:17:51 PM  

doczoidberg: I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.


Why?
 
2013-01-09 04:18:15 PM  
To save water, you would have to pee before starting the water..because if you just stand there for 15 seconds peeing, that's the same amount of water.
 
2013-01-09 04:18:57 PM  

moviemarketing: doczoidberg: I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.

Why?


It helps with washing the dishes.
 
2013-01-09 04:20:14 PM  

miniflea: Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.

Its all pipes.


Your comment would have fit nicely with the pic I put up.
 
2013-01-09 04:20:25 PM  

dkimball: To save water, you would have to pee before starting the water..because if you just stand there for 15 seconds peeing, that's the same amount of water.


Multitask.  Shampoo your hair while you're pissing.  It's not like you have to use a hand to aim while in the shower.
 
2013-01-09 04:20:57 PM  
How about beefing and heeling it down the drain? You know, celebrity style.
 
2013-01-09 04:21:19 PM  
When I urinate, I involuntarily make the sound "aa en hunze".
 
2013-01-09 04:21:38 PM  

wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.


It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc
 
2013-01-09 04:21:54 PM  
You WISH pee was the only bodily fluid in my shower!
 
2013-01-09 04:22:22 PM  

doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.


People? Like more than one?

You go girlfriend!
 
2013-01-09 04:23:07 PM  

doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.


Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.
 
2013-01-09 04:23:12 PM  

HailRobonia: moviemarketing: doczoidberg: I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.

Why?

It helps with washing the dishes.


"Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?"

/Obscure?
 
2013-01-09 04:24:18 PM  
i877.photobucket.com



/Elegy Couldn't agree more!
 
2013-01-09 04:24:28 PM  
Well, that's surprising.  Based on the headline, I assumed the article was going to suggest we all just pee on small Dutch children.
 
2013-01-09 04:24:49 PM  
Standing in the shower....thinking.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-09 04:24:55 PM  
I replaced the water I use to brew coffee in my restaurant with fresh urine. Will my customers notice the difference?
 
2013-01-09 04:25:29 PM  

robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.


Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in
 
2013-01-09 04:26:26 PM  
Isn't there a difference between sewage and grey water (water used for cleaning)? Or am I just making that up?
 
2013-01-09 04:26:50 PM  

redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in


Dude, don't pee on the toaster when it's plugged in.
 
2013-01-09 04:27:36 PM  

redmid17: Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in


You haven't peed in a dishwasher? you haven't LIVED!
 
2013-01-09 04:28:00 PM  

redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in


Drinking fountain at work?
 
2013-01-09 04:28:32 PM  

blatz514: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Dude, don't pee on the toaster when it's plugged in.


I prefer peeing in the fridge.
 
2013-01-09 04:28:38 PM  

ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc


Or:
www.caromausa.com
The long winded - Caroma Profile Smart 305 Round Front Plus toilet. That's its actual name.
/not cheap
 
2013-01-09 04:28:49 PM  

redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in



I'll use any sink, but usually the bathroom sink.

If my GF is hogging the bathroom, I'll just pee in the kitchen sink. She'll lose it if she ever finds out, though.
 
2013-01-09 04:29:37 PM  

ha-ha-guy: I want to install one of those waterless urinals in my bathroom. My wife won't let me though.

/I think you have to spray them down at least once a day to avoid the odor, which is the big sticking point
//on one hand you save water, on the other hand you spray some chemical down the drain everyday to clean them


No you don't. As a a plumber I can tell you that is the worst idea ever. The seals constantly leak, the maintenance is horrible and not crushing the urine down with water causes the uric acid to build up on the walls of your pipes and chrystalize. I had clients insist that I put them in and they all wanted the pulled out with a couple if years. I won't even install then anymore.
 
2013-01-09 04:29:44 PM  

max_pooper: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Drinking fountain at work?


No water fountain at my office.
 
2013-01-09 04:30:01 PM  

max_pooper: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Drinking fountain at work?


Refrigerator with an icemaker?
 
HBK
2013-01-09 04:30:11 PM  
That's one of the benefits of having a fenced yard and no neighbors behind my house. When I have to pee at night, it's 50/50 that I'll pee in my backyard while taking in a view of the Dallas skyline. I'll use the toilet if it's cold. Never the sink. At least not since I've lost my bachelor status.
 
2013-01-09 04:30:24 PM  

miniflea: Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.

Its all pipes.


So you take sponge baths out of the toilet? Perhaps swirl the foot around in there with some Epsom salts, flush and repeat?
 
2013-01-09 04:30:58 PM  
Or you could just take a 30 second shorter shower and put the waste in the toilet where it belongs. I have a dual flush toilet and it uses one gallon of water for the light flush. A typical showerhead is going to use about 2 gallons per minute of water. So step out of the shower 30 seconds early and piss where you are supposed to.
 
2013-01-09 04:31:22 PM  
How does taking a shower when I have to pee save water?
 
2013-01-09 04:31:35 PM  

ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc


Grey water systems were outlawed here in the'70s
 
2013-01-09 04:31:58 PM  
What about conserving energy by using a Dutch rudder?
 
2013-01-09 04:32:16 PM  

Elegy: miniflea: Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.

Its all pipes.

So you take sponge baths out of the toilet? Perhaps swirl the foot around in there with some Epsom salts, flush and repeat?


The floor of your shower isn't exactly pristine.  All the natural oils and crotch sweat you wash off end up down there.  What's the big deal with urine in that mix?
 
2013-01-09 04:33:18 PM  
Given their innovation with the oven, its only natural they would reinvent the shower.
 
2013-01-09 04:34:03 PM  

mechgreg: Or you could just take a 30 second shorter shower and put the waste in the toilet where it belongs. I have a dual flush toilet and it uses one gallon of water for the light flush. A typical showerhead is going to use about 2 gallons per minute of water. So step out of the shower 30 seconds early and piss where you are supposed to.


you don't have to stop what you are doing to piss in the shower, you can let just let it fly whilst lathering rinsing and repeating.
 
2013-01-09 04:34:30 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 04:34:40 PM  
I always think of the boys making their dam in the Barrens when I hear 'greywater'.

/bev was a giant slut
 
2013-01-09 04:34:55 PM  

Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.


It's the only thing that cured me of my athlete's foot. When I first heard of doing it, I was like, "no way", but then every OTC remedy I'd tried had failed, so I gave it a shot, so to speak.

Worked so well, and so fast that after a few days, I started "saving up" for my evening shower.

And me and Mrs. Nuisance always shower together and we both pee there.

We do have the courtesy of holding it when one is "upstream" of the other....
 
2013-01-09 04:34:59 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Standing in the shower....thinking.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x293]


Came here for this. Leaving satisfied :D
 
2013-01-09 04:35:26 PM  
I love this stream so much.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 04:36:27 PM  
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 04:37:21 PM  

busy chillin': kvinesknows: plus peeing all over your feet helps cure atheletes foot.

poop is hard to clean up though and feels gross in the toes

Toes? Heel that sh*t down the drain.


I got a stone bruise on my heel that way from a rouge peanut.
 
2013-01-09 04:38:23 PM  

kvinesknows:
poop is hard to clean up though and feels gross in the toes


SAYS YOU.
 
2013-01-09 04:38:23 PM  

tricycleracer: Elegy: miniflea: Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.

Its all pipes.

So you take sponge baths out of the toilet? Perhaps swirl the foot around in there with some Epsom salts, flush and repeat?

The floor of your shower isn't exactly pristine.  All the natural oils and crotch sweat you wash off end up down there.  What's the big deal with urine in that mix?


Also, how the fark would you even know? Do people have to file reports after they use your bathroom?

[ ] showered/bathed
[x] washed hands
[x] urinated/excreted
[ ] vomited
[ ] just "freshened up"

Or did you finally install that camera?
 
2013-01-09 04:38:49 PM  

doczoidberg: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in


I'll use any sink, but usually the bathroom sink.

If my GF is hogging the bathroom, I'll just pee in the kitchen sink. She'll lose it if she ever finds out, though.


I thought I was the only one who did this...
 
2013-01-09 04:41:45 PM  

natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


How many people do you have in your bed at once?
 
2013-01-09 04:42:03 PM  

MrSteve007: The long winded - Caroma Profile Smart 305 Round Front Plus toilet. That's its actual name.
/not cheap


As my post above would indicate, we're pretty meticulous water savers. We have two Caromas, but not the ones with the sinks built in (they didn't exist when we installed ours almost ten years ago).

But I've always wondered, where the heck do you stand to wash your hands, in the bowl? It just looks a tad awkward to use.

I concur that the best is a big yard with trees and fences. Just don't use the same spot repeatedly. Aside from the eventual stink, it messes with the soil pH. I went to a party one summer where the host's house was low to the water table (just outside Annapolis). He directed the male guests to use a particular tree. This was a big party, lasted til dawn and there was pretty much a line at the tree the whole time.

Tree was dead by winter.
 
2013-01-09 04:42:31 PM  
Used to RV that way.
bishsrv.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-09 04:42:41 PM  

redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in


Jesus.

Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?
 
2013-01-09 04:44:33 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You WISH pee was the only bodily fluid in my shower!


This.
 
2013-01-09 04:44:46 PM  
I've always done it and I don't think it was ever a conscious decision. You hear running water, you pee. Growing up when I had the whole basement to myself you'd never guess where my "bathroom" was.
 
2013-01-09 04:44:53 PM  
What do you mean "most of us," submitter?

I don't piss in the shower.
 
2013-01-09 04:45:04 PM  

sigdiamond2000: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Jesus.

Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?


I stand up to wipe my ass. I tried it sitting a few years back when I found out that most people didn't do it that way. I didn't like it at all.
 
2013-01-09 04:45:28 PM  

Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.


If you're watching me pee in your shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.
 
2013-01-09 04:45:34 PM  
I wash my sweaters in the shower (it takes a while for the hot water to get through the pipes). Once I'm in the shower and the water is sufficiently warm, I brush my teeth. (I have sensitive teeth and .. see note about it taking a while for the hot water to kick in). After I get out of the shower, the cat hops in and drinks all the rinse water off the bottom of the tub. I don't think I want to multitask any further and it's hazardous enough for the cat to ingest traces of Woolite, Suave and Colgate along with his drinking water.

PS - If you have scratchy and itchy sweaters, using conditioner on them softens them right up.
 
2013-01-09 04:46:10 PM  

sigdiamond2000: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Jesus.

Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?


Whose ass am I wiping? If it's a short person, it might be easier to do sitting down or kneeling.
 
2013-01-09 04:46:46 PM  
The last time I tried sticking my finger in a dyke she got all punchy.
 
2013-01-09 04:47:14 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?


How does one wipe their ass sitting down?
 
2013-01-09 04:48:56 PM  

ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc


A whole different house just for that?
 
2013-01-09 04:50:51 PM  
Brazil is way ahead: Link
 
2013-01-09 04:51:33 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You WISH pee was the only bodily fluid in my shower!


Depends on whether you're talking about masturbates or Mister Bates.
thestockmasters.com
 
2013-01-09 04:52:18 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: What do you mean "most of us," submitter?

I don't piss in the shower.


Not really up on what the word "most" means, arya?
 
2013-01-09 04:52:39 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?


I assumed everyone stood up to wipe their ass. News to me.
 
2013-01-09 04:52:56 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?


Hoo boy.

Here we go...
 
2013-01-09 04:53:49 PM  
I make it a point to hold my morning pee in so I can put forward a good 30 second stream.

I don't think it's possible for me to NOT pee in the shower.
 
2013-01-09 04:53:54 PM  

sigdiamond2000: ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?

Hoo boy.

Here we go...


POOP THREAD!
 
2013-01-09 04:54:01 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-09 04:54:11 PM  

highendmighty: How does taking a shower when I have to pee save water?


HA!
 
2013-01-09 04:55:03 PM  
Wow! I've learned that many people wipe their ass standing up.
I thought my son was uniquely strange, as I've never heard about the standy-wipe until he potty-trained himself and I saw it in action.
 
2013-01-09 04:55:36 PM  
my girlfriend in college could pee in the sink in my dorm room so she didn't have to go down the hall to the community style bathrooms and risk being caught by an RA for visiting after hours. She was good at it too because she had a small bladder and always had to pee after sex.
 
2013-01-09 04:56:42 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?


www.seniorark.com
 
2013-01-09 04:56:50 PM  
thisisdiversity.com
Listen to my voice...using the shower for a toilet is perfectly normal...
 
2013-01-09 04:57:43 PM  

highendmighty: Wow! I've learned that many people wipe their ass standing up.
I thought my son was uniquely strange, as I've never heard about the standy-wipe until he potty-trained himself and I saw it in action.


There was a Fark thread about this a couple years ago, linked to an actual study if I remember correctly.

Something like 10-20% of people wipe their ass standing up, but they all think everyone does it that way and that everyone else is crazy for not standing up with sh*t hanging out of their ass.
 
2013-01-09 04:57:51 PM  

Langdon Alger: my girlfriend in college could pee in the sink in my dorm room so she didn't have to go down the hall to the community style bathrooms and risk being caught by an RA for visiting after hours. She was good at it too because she had a small bladder and always had to pee after sex.


Girls don't pee after sex because they have a small bladder
 
2013-01-09 04:57:53 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?


www.poopreport.com
 
2013-01-09 04:58:17 PM  
Sitters Vs. Standers was one of the most enlightening threads ever.
 
2013-01-09 05:00:24 PM  

OscarTamerz: What about conserving energy by using a Dutch rudder?


Came for this, leaving happy.
 
2013-01-09 05:01:45 PM  

LordOfThePings: Sitters Vs. Standers was one of the most enlightening threads ever.


That's the one. Man, I remembered that wrong.
 
2013-01-09 05:02:33 PM  

busy chillin': kvinesknows: plus peeing all over your feet helps cure atheletes foot.

poop is hard to clean up though and feels gross in the toes

Toes? Heel that sh*t down the drain.


you cant heel or Toe corn properly to fit down the drain, eventually you just have to pick it up. And thats disgusting!


plus the heavier poop particles end up sitting in the shower trap for longer and smell wafts up.
 
2013-01-09 05:02:34 PM  
I pee in the sink, in fact, I prefer it.
 
2013-01-09 05:03:16 PM  

sigdiamond2000: highendmighty: Wow! I've learned that many people wipe their ass standing up.
I thought my son was uniquely strange, as I've never heard about the standy-wipe until he potty-trained himself and I saw it in action.

There was a Fark thread about this a couple years ago, linked to an actual study if I remember correctly.

Something like 10-20% of people wipe their ass standing up, but they all think everyone does it that way and that everyone else is crazy for not standing up with sh*t hanging out of their ass.


This is some unexpectedly liberating knowledge. I was concerned that he'd get laughed at at school; but if it's relatively normal, I'm not going to force the issue on him. To each his own. God bless the standers.
 
2013-01-09 05:03:28 PM  
I like to pee in other peoples showers.
 
2013-01-09 05:03:35 PM  
I'm willing to make the sacrifice for the benefit of all and will shower with Scarlett Johannsen to save water.
bossip.files.wordpress.com

You're welcome.
 
2013-01-09 05:03:43 PM  

wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.


gone back into the life cycle of water
 
2013-01-09 05:04:02 PM  

Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.


I'll bet you never showered after PE, Stinky.
 
2013-01-09 05:04:42 PM  

LordOfThePings: Sitters Vs. Standers was one of the most enlightening threads ever.


See, I'm reading this and I still don't understand: "I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt." When I am sitting on the toilet, there is no room for me to stick my hand in behind me and if I were to resort to a forward wipe my hand would be in the toilet.

Are you who claim to be "sitters" actually standers, you're just partially standing (leaning forward and raising up but still not sitting, which your weight on the bowl) as opposed to what you consider to be standing, which would be fully standing?
 
2013-01-09 05:04:49 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

this many comments in ?

/i've mentioned in other thread the depressing state of fark anymore - how i'm the first with any of these is surprising - but the severe lack of pics of hot ladies in threads just begging for pics of hot ladies is disturbing
 
2013-01-09 05:05:15 PM  
I don't understand why governments aren't trying to encourage greywater systems, where water from the sinks and diswashers are used to flush the toilets. That alone could probably cut water use in half.
 
2013-01-09 05:05:55 PM  

LordOfThePings: Sitters Vs. Standers was one of the most enlightening threads ever.


See, I'm reading this and I still don't understand: "I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt." When I am sitting on the toilet, there is no room for me to stick my hand in behind me and if I were to resort to a forward wipe my hand would be in the toilet.

Are you who claim to be "sitters" actually standers, you're just partially standing (leaning forward and raising up but still not sitting, which would mean your weight is on the bowl) as opposed to what you consider to be standing, which would be fully standing?
 
2013-01-09 05:06:08 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?

[www.poopreport.com image 400x207]


or by swearing a lot
 
2013-01-09 05:06:26 PM  

redmid17: max_pooper: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Drinking fountain at work?

No water fountain at my office.


It's called a bubbler.  Get it straight.
 
2013-01-09 05:06:35 PM  
Er, ok, that was weird. Post didn't appear after refresh, hence second post. Sorry.
 
2013-01-09 05:07:07 PM  
This will take putting one's finger into a leaking dyke to a whole new level.
 
2013-01-09 05:07:21 PM  

Ronin_S: I don't understand why governments aren't trying to encourage greywater systems, where water from the sinks and diswashers are used to flush the toilets. That alone could probably cut water use in half.


Because SOSHULIZM!!!!
 
2013-01-09 05:07:56 PM  

inner ted: The Angry Hand of God: ArcadianRefugee: sigdiamond2000: Are you one of those people who stands up to wipe their ass, too?

How does one wipe their ass sitting down?

[www.poopreport.com image 400x207]

or by swearing a lot


Nice.
 
2013-01-09 05:08:24 PM  

BusyBeinBorn: I've always done it and I don't think it was ever a conscious decision. You hear running water, you pee. Growing up when I had the whole basement to myself you'd never guess where my "bathroom" was.


the sewer drain in the laundry room?
 
2013-01-09 05:09:57 PM  
I don't always pee in the shower,
but when I do it's
Dos equis
 
2013-01-09 05:10:23 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Er, ok, that was weird. Post didn't appear after refresh, hence second post. Sorry.


Just call it #2.

I don't get it either. Also, I meant the Fark thread was enlightening, not TFA it links to. It's Gawker Media, after all.
 
2013-01-09 05:11:49 PM  

DeathCipris: HailRobonia: moviemarketing: doczoidberg: I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.

Why?

It helps with washing the dishes.

"Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?"

/Obscure?


Want me to make you some sandwiches?
 
2013-01-09 05:12:25 PM  

LordOfThePings: ArcadianRefugee: Er, ok, that was weird. Post didn't appear after refresh, hence second post. Sorry.

Just call it #2.

I don't get it either. Also, I meant the Fark thread was enlightening, not TFA it links to. It's Gawker Media, after all.


Yeah, read the thread, not the actual linked Deadspin article. It's mind-blowing.
 
2013-01-09 05:12:42 PM  
Late with the dyke joke.    Son of a Dickens.
 
2013-01-09 05:13:02 PM  

BusyBeinBorn: You hear running water, you pee.


See, I don't have that problem. For me, it's temperature changes. I can go to the bathroom, pee until I am positive I am dry, jump in the pool and immediately (like, within 10 seconds) have to jump back out because I again feel the need to go.

I'm house-sitting for a friend who owns a hot tub. Never fails: pee, get in the tub, and instantly have to pee again.

Thankfully, the house is in the middle of nowhere, so I just jump out and pee off the deck. Still, wtf?

/stupid body
 
2013-01-09 05:14:48 PM  

LordOfThePings: ArcadianRefugee: Er, ok, that was weird. Post didn't appear after refresh, hence second post. Sorry.

Just call it #2.

I don't get it either. Also, I meant the Fark thread was enlightening, not TFA it links to. It's Gawker Media, after all.


Yeah, I don't normally even see Gawker links any more (thank you Greasemonkey!).
 
2013-01-09 05:16:07 PM  
Pee in the shower? Pfftt. I save water by showering in pee.
 
2013-01-09 05:16:38 PM  

redmid17: Langdon Alger: my girlfriend in college could pee in the sink in my dorm room so she didn't have to go down the hall to the community style bathrooms and risk being caught by an RA for visiting after hours. She was good at it too because she had a small bladder and always had to pee after sex.

Girls don't pee after sex because they have a small bladder


It's meant to be two different examples of why she was good at it. After three beers, she had to pee. If we farked like crazy monkey's, she had to pee because she read some health thing one time that women should pee after sex to avoid bladder infections. Her skills allowed her to pretty much stay the night all the time.
 
2013-01-09 05:16:52 PM  

blatz514: redmid17: max_pooper: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Drinking fountain at work?

No water fountain at my office.

It's called a bubbler.  Get it straight.


Only if you're born with the handicap of being from Wisconsin

/like my mom
 
2013-01-09 05:17:47 PM  

Langdon Alger: redmid17: Langdon Alger: my girlfriend in college could pee in the sink in my dorm room so she didn't have to go down the hall to the community style bathrooms and risk being caught by an RA for visiting after hours. She was good at it too because she had a small bladder and always had to pee after sex.

Girls don't pee after sex because they have a small bladder

It's meant to be two different examples of why she was good at it. After three beers, she had to pee. If we farked like crazy monkey's, she had to pee because she read some health thing one time that women should pee after sex to avoid bladder infections. Her skills allowed her to pretty much stay the night all the time.


Ah ok. I still wouldn't want a girl peeing in my sink. That's just weird.

/it's not weird when i do it
 
2013-01-09 05:20:50 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Smelly Pirate Hooker: What do you mean "most of us," submitter?

I don't piss in the shower.

Not really up on what the word "most" means, arya?


Without more evidence, I'd say "most" is definitely in question here. Just because submitter does it doesn't mean "most" people do it. Half the world is female. I'm guessing shower pissing is more of a guy thing than a chick thing.
 
2013-01-09 05:22:28 PM  

redmid17: blatz514: redmid17: max_pooper: redmid17: robohobo: doczoidberg: natas6.0: doczoidberg
came here to say that
It's one of the great things about being so tall
AND
I don't haveta flush the damn toilet late at night when I have people in my bed


Same here. It's all about making less noise.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Bathroom sink or kitchen sink? I've done both, also the utility sink in the garage.

Outside of a washing machine and a dishwasher, I don't think there's an appliance or something hooked to the plumbing that I haven't peed in

Drinking fountain at work?

No water fountain at my office.

It's called a bubbler.  Get it straight.

Only if you're born with the handicap of being from Wisconsin

/like my mom


Guilty.

/And I do like your mom
 
2013-01-09 05:23:31 PM  
Heck, even my wife whizzes in the shower so it has to be OK. And no, I don't have pics...that I'm willing to share.

/And for the record sitting like a civilized gent with a gentle wipe to and fro followed by a glorious swipe with a moist wipe to keep things shiny and bright. Standing is for louts.
 
2013-01-09 05:26:36 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: ArcadianRefugee: Smelly Pirate Hooker: What do you mean "most of us," submitter?

I don't piss in the shower.

Not really up on what the word "most" means, arya?

Without more evidence, I'd say "most" is definitely in question here. Just because submitter does it doesn't mean "most" people do it.


This is fark: it's assumed "most" don't shower on a regular basis at all, so obviously the headline is a joke.

Half the world is female. I'm guessing shower pissing is more of a guy thing than a chick thing.

[SurveyNeeded]
 
2013-01-09 05:28:21 PM  
Why save water by just peeing in the shower when you could save TWICE that much water?!
 
2013-01-09 05:36:58 PM  
I recently let my 4 y.o. poop in the shower. I thought it would wash away. Apparently he eats an iron rich diet
 
2013-01-09 05:47:32 PM  
How much of the civilized world is actually facing water shortages significant enough to warrant spending significant effort on it? Fresh water sprays up out of the ground pretty much anywhere you drill a hole here.

I'd imagine groundwater would be plentiful in the Netherlands, too. In a place with a lot of rain like that, unless you're polluting it, there's not a limited supply in any practical sense.
 
2013-01-09 06:06:16 PM  
I drink a lot of water and piss like a horse so I've been trying to manage saving water vs having a terrible stinky bathroom.

I've settled on using one of those chemical cakes in the tank of the toilet - but I do wonder if constantly leaching chemicals down the drain isn't worse than flushing a full tank every time I tinkle.
 
2013-01-09 06:22:50 PM  
Peeing in the shower is for amateurs. I cook in my shower. I tried to install a garbarge disposer, but I think there's a misprint in the manual.
 
2013-01-09 06:30:57 PM  

screwzloos: How much of the civilized world is actually facing water shortages significant enough to warrant spending significant effort on it? Fresh water sprays up out of the ground pretty much anywhere you drill a hole here.

I'd imagine groundwater would be plentiful in the Netherlands, too. In a place with a lot of rain like that, unless you're polluting it, there's not a limited supply in any practical sense.


Oh, there's plenty of water. Trouble is, if you take too much you might not have any ground.
 
2013-01-09 06:45:09 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: How does one wipe their ass sitting down?


Without even touching it. Life changer, that is.
 
2013-01-09 06:50:09 PM  
Dear UPI: What is "H-Twenty"? Because that's what your headline refers to.
 
2013-01-09 06:51:48 PM  

kvinesknows: BusyBeinBorn: I've always done it and I don't think it was ever a conscious decision. You hear running water, you pee. Growing up when I had the whole basement to myself you'd never guess where my "bathroom" was.

the sewer drain in the laundry room?


The laundry was moved upstairs when we built on a garage and I got the basement, but there was plumbing still there. When I was really young I lifted the cover over the hole the sump pump was in, but it didn't rain often enough so that wasn't a good idea. As a teenager I actually made a urinal out of a foam cup and attached it to the washer drain. My half-brother and cousins used it when they were over, but I didn't tell my friends about it.
 
2013-01-09 07:06:03 PM  

doczoidberg: I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.


Mother of God...
 
2013-01-09 07:21:34 PM  
This whole thread makes me think of the Seinfeld episode where Cosmo decides to make a salad while in the shower.

i.ytimg.com
Hot like the Australian suburbs.
 
2013-01-09 08:15:54 PM  

doczoidberg: I usually pee in the sink.

There. I said it.



www.ideachampions.com


I drink a whiskey drink. I drink a lager drink . . .
 
2013-01-09 08:19:23 PM  
I can't help it. No matter how hard I try to drain the pipes before stepping in the show that warm water hits me and I feel 'inspired.'
 
2013-01-09 08:46:11 PM  
Why even fill the sewer? I open my back door and piss on the grass.

/Cereal.
 
2013-01-09 09:08:02 PM  

kevinfra: Peeing in the shower is for amateurs. I cook in my shower. I tried to install a garbarge disposer, but I think there's a misprint in the manual.


You bought a Clarkman, huh?
 
2013-01-09 09:20:29 PM  
I just pee on a Dutchman's leg. It's more hygeinic.
 
2013-01-09 09:28:08 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: LordOfThePings: Sitters Vs. Standers was one of the most enlightening threads ever.

See, I'm reading this and I still don't understand: "I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt." When I am sitting on the toilet, there is no room for me to stick my hand in behind me and if I were to resort to a forward wipe my hand would be in the toilet.

Are you who claim to be "sitters" actually standers, you're just partially standing (leaning forward and raising up but still not sitting, which would mean your weight is on the bowl) as opposed to what you consider to be standing, which would be fully standing?


If I was asked whether I wipe standing or sitting, I would say standing as I also do the slight lift lean forward technique you are describing. I'm neither standing nor sitting at that point technically. Someone literally sitting and wiping I can only imagine the person having shove their hand in their crotch, mashing their dick with their forearm only to then smear shiat forward onto their balls. I can only assume that the "sitters" are lifting off the seat, and the standers are standing fully upright, which is something I've never heard of and would seem odd to me.
 
2013-01-09 09:54:38 PM  
If you piss in the shower the hot water mixes with the uric acid and clings to you and makes you smell like a homeless person. Notice your first piss in the morning is much darker than later in the day? I know the pipes are the same, but are you really that lazy to wait 20 seconds before the shower gets hot?
 
2013-01-09 10:16:13 PM  

laid back w/bud light: If you piss in the shower the hot water mixes with the uric acid and clings to you and makes you smell like a homeless person. Notice your first piss in the morning is much darker than later in the day? I know the pipes are the same, but are you really that lazy to wait 20 seconds before the shower gets hot?


I pee in the shower but I don't pee on myself while I do it. I'm also dehydrated enough at most times that I just pee orange dust anyway.
 
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2013-01-09 10:16:37 PM  

Langdon Alger: she read some health thing one time that women should pee after sex to avoid bladder infections. Her skills allowed her to pretty much stay the night all the time.


It's true. Our short urethra makes it easier for bacteria to get... ahem, "massaged" up into the bladder. Peeing after sex is the best thing you can do to prevent a UTI.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'm guessing shower pissing is more of a guy thing than a chick thing.


Nope. At least, based on discussions I've had with my female friends. Plus, as mentioned earlier, it cures athlete's foot faster than anything else I've tried.
 
2013-01-09 10:54:56 PM  
 
2013-01-09 11:10:24 PM  
I've been peeing in the shower since my doctor said, "I know it sounds weird, but if you pee on your toes, it will take care of the athlete's foot fungus"

And it's not like the people that are peeing in the shower are painting the walls with urine, c'mon now.
(I can understand how if you've got a slow drain how it might be far less appealing)
 
2013-01-09 11:31:07 PM  

Meerlar: nd it's not like the people that are peeing in the shower are painting the walls with urine


uuh.. yeah.... sure we dont do that.
 
2013-01-09 11:45:35 PM  

screwzloos: I'd imagine groundwater would be plentiful in the Netherlands, too. In a place with a lot of rain like that, unless you're polluting it, there's not a limited supply in any practical sense.


Well, that's the problem with the Netherlands. Since they're lower than sea level, if you dig a well, it'll spout up like a fountain and drown the entire country.

And how do you not pee in the shower?

I mean--my stars! I have never heard of anything so vulgar.
 
2013-01-10 02:40:31 AM  
I guess I'm ahead of the curve on this one.  I pee in the showers at 24 Hour Fitness.
 
2013-01-10 03:28:25 AM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-01-10 03:32:16 AM  

MikeBoomshadow: A whole different house just for that?


When using Swype, he really should check that the right words are coming up.

/hose
// thumb passes by "u" on the way from "o" to "s", and "house" is a more frequently used word
 
2013-01-10 10:04:55 AM  

titwrench: ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc

Grey water systems were outlawed here in the'70s


That sucks.

I'm surprised Cali of all places would do that. Michigan has no state sanitary code and it is on a county by county basis. The state did publish some guidelines circa 1999, but that was all. About the only statewide law is that just because you're on a well and have a greywater system, you can't claim immunity from sewer taxes on the grounds you don't use it.
 
2013-01-10 10:24:18 AM  

ha-ha-guy: titwrench: ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc

Grey water systems were outlawed here in the'70s

That sucks.

I'm surprised Cali of all places would do that. Michigan has no state sanitary code and it is on a county by county basis. The state did publish some guidelines circa 1999, but that was all. About the only statewide law is that just because you're on a well and have a greywater system, you can't claim immunity from sewer taxes on the grounds you don't use it.


Just to clarify it is not permitted on a residential level. We do have municipal reclaimed water systems.
 
2013-01-10 10:48:13 AM  

titwrench: ha-ha-guy: titwrench: ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc

Grey water systems were outlawed here in the'70s

That sucks.

I'm surprised Cali of all places would do that. Michigan has no state sanitary code and it is on a county by county basis. The state did publish some guidelines circa 1999, but that was all. About the only statewide law is that just because you're on a well and have a greywater system, you can't claim immunity from sewer taxes on the grounds you don't use it.

Just to clarify it is not permitted on a residential level. We do have municipal reclaimed water systems.


Good news...Cali changed the law in January 2010 to permit and encourage residential greywater recovery and reuse systems. Check it out here: Link.
 
2013-01-10 11:09:43 AM  

Stone Meadow: titwrench: ha-ha-guy: titwrench: ha-ha-guy: wildcardjack: Let's get this outta the way...


I've been thinking we're silly about water usage. We use it once and it's gone.

Ideally we'd use wash water to flush out toilets, but that's more involved than most people would go for.

It's called a greywater system. I have showers and both washers feeding into a whole house one which in turn cycles through the toilets and the garden hose I use for irrigation.

/different house for washing the dogs, filling squirt guns for water fights, etc

Grey water systems were outlawed here in the'70s

That sucks.

I'm surprised Cali of all places would do that. Michigan has no state sanitary code and it is on a county by county basis. The state did publish some guidelines circa 1999, but that was all. About the only statewide law is that just because you're on a well and have a greywater system, you can't claim immunity from sewer taxes on the grounds you don't use it.

Just to clarify it is not permitted on a residential level. We do have municipal reclaimed water systems.

Good news...Cali changed the law in January 2010 to permit and encourage residential greywater recovery and reuse systems. Check it out here: Link.


Cool. You learn something new every day.
 
2013-01-10 11:52:32 AM  

titwrench: Stone Meadow: Good news...Cali changed the law in January 2010 to permit and encourage residential greywater recovery and reuse systems. Check it out here: Link.

Cool. You learn something new every day.


Yeah, I only knew that because I was considering diverting our kitchen sink water to a small garden, so looked it up. Good luck!
 
2013-01-10 01:55:27 PM  

tricycleracer: Elegy: miniflea: Elegy: Pee in my shower, I'll break your farking legs. That's disgusting.

Its all pipes.

So you take sponge baths out of the toilet? Perhaps swirl the foot around in there with some Epsom salts, flush and repeat?

The floor of your shower isn't exactly pristine.  All the natural oils and crotch sweat you wash off end up down there.  What's the big deal with urine in that mix?


Ammonia crystal buildup?
 
2013-01-10 08:03:41 PM  
well, the Dutch water companies responded and they basically said the guy who said to pee in the shower to save water is an idiot, since there is more than enough water in the Netherlands and there's no need to save a few toilet flushes and it costs a lot more to run hot water for longer in the shower...
 
2013-01-10 11:56:00 PM  
Sorry, how could the *Dutch* be short on water?
 
2013-01-11 02:48:12 PM  

Badgers: well, the Dutch water companies responded and they basically said the guy who said to pee in the shower to save water is an idiot, since there is more than enough water in the Netherlands and there's no need to save a few toilet flushes and it costs a lot more to run hot water for longer in the shower...


People who are peeing in the shower are not doing to the exclusion of other tasks, hence the beauty.
 
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