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(Gawker)   So the going rate for rape and sexual assault, beatings, forced nudity, humiliation and isolation is approximately $74,366 per person   (gawker.com) divider line 64
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2013-01-09 03:51:13 PM
Are transportation, meals, and gratuities included?
 
2013-01-09 03:57:11 PM
I'll never be able to afford that on my budget.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 04:02:04 PM
That's generous by Middle Eastern standards. It might have been cheaper to kill them and pay blood money.
 
2013-01-09 04:03:43 PM

James!: I'll never be able to afford that on my budget.


Murder is cheaper, especially if you're smart about disposing the body and you make sure you don't grab someone white.  Missing white girls makes the news.
 
2013-01-09 04:04:14 PM
Is that lump sum or annuity?

Taxes included?
 
2013-01-09 04:35:14 PM
They had to.  It was the only way they'd get compensation.  It's not like they'd be partaking of government pork...
 
2013-01-09 04:39:14 PM
They make lousy pets

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2013-01-09 05:02:04 PM
sure, you can rape me for $74k. cash please.
 
2013-01-09 05:48:25 PM

some_beer_drinker: sure, you can rape me for $74k. cash please.


Can't rape the willing.
 
2013-01-09 05:49:03 PM
meh...sorry if I don't feel bad
 
2013-01-09 05:49:24 PM
I dunno if they dont use lube that could be a deal breaker.
 
2013-01-09 05:50:36 PM
If they'd used GroupOn, now way it would've been over 40k each.
 
2013-01-09 05:51:27 PM

ZAZ: That's generous by Middle Eastern standards. It might have been cheaper to kill them and pay blood money.


not that i think that comment is right for people who were actually from the middle east -- but, what about for the rest? what standard do we compare against for, say, a brown guy from brooklyn?
 
2013-01-09 05:51:27 PM
Feh, in the Dept. of Defense budget, that's a rounding error. A very small one.

It's still way more than most rape victims get, so there's that.
 
2013-01-09 05:51:41 PM
Proof that military spending is out of control. Why would I pay $75K to be raped, sexually assaulted, beaten, stripped, and humiliated when I can get a crackwhore to do the same to me for $20.
 
2013-01-09 05:51:44 PM
I'm so glad that Bush let the Israelis re-make our foreign policy.
 
2013-01-09 05:52:30 PM
That's about 1.5 times what the average citizen owes for the US's debt which makes sense as we're about to get raped again.
 
2013-01-09 05:55:08 PM
I guess I'm old. I remember when Americans were against that kind of thing. We're kind of over anyway now.
 
2013-01-09 05:56:39 PM
After their lawyers take their cut, the victims be lucky to get about tree fiddy.
 
2013-01-09 05:58:43 PM
All the money should come out of the pensions of Thomas Pappas, Steven Jordan, George Fay, Charles Graner, Ivan Frederick, Javal Davis, Jeremy Sivits, Armin Cruz, Sabrina Harman, Megan Ambuhl, Lynndie England, Santos Cardona, Roman Krol, Israel Rivera and Michael Smith.

The military culture can be a sick and perverse land of accountability and ability.
 
2013-01-09 06:03:38 PM
I remember when you actually had to have penetration for it to be rape.
 
2013-01-09 06:05:43 PM
For that kind of dough it better be a long long session.
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-09 06:07:25 PM
"fossil546893 and 7 more Reply 3 hours ago
Isn't funding terrorists in direct violation of US law?"

Yeah, someone ought to do something about those investment banker money launderers.
 
2013-01-09 06:13:11 PM

some_beer_drinker: sure, you can rape me for $74k. cash please.


74K for over ten years of daily rapes, torture, and humiliation sure does not seem like enough. But hey if that is your kink what's your home phone number?
 
2013-01-09 06:13:30 PM
I feel the same way about these guys as I do about Hadji wench who got raped and murdered. Just pass the potatoes honey.
 
2013-01-09 06:14:20 PM
So it's okay to submit news links to Fark about this happening to middle eastern men but not okay to greenlight stories of when this and even more happens to a 16 year old Ohio high school girl....

WTF mods?
 
2013-01-09 06:14:21 PM

Ghastly: Proof that military spending is out of control. Why would I pay $75K to be raped, sexually assaulted, beaten, stripped, and humiliated when I can get a crackwhore to do the same to me for $20.


Difference in quality and reliability.  Crack whores aren't all that dependable, and they may take off halfway through the whipping and leave you only half-humiliated.  Never trust a junkie.

A high quality, dependable sadist starts at $200 and goes up, and if you're like me, you only want the best for the troops.
 
2013-01-09 06:17:38 PM

toraque: A high quality, dependable sadist starts at $200 and goes up, and if you're like me, you only want the best for the troops.


Um, the troops ARE the sadists.  The prisoners got tortured AND paid.  Not bad for a bunch of victims of a war they had nothing to do with.
 
2013-01-09 06:18:15 PM
www.piccer.nl

Or about 93% of an MP3 you got from some not to be mentioned peer-to-peer network. But more than 3 death relatives, so there's that.
 
2013-01-09 06:18:53 PM
So you're saying that the sixteen people tied up in my basement right now are worth a combined $1,189,856.00? Can I cash-out now, or do I have to wait until the game breaks up?
 
2013-01-09 06:23:49 PM
I'd do it for cheaper...
 
2013-01-09 06:29:58 PM
so 2 torture cases are equivalent to 1 case of copyright infringement
 
2013-01-09 06:33:39 PM

KawaiiNot: So it's okay to submit news links to Fark about this happening to middle eastern men but not okay to greenlight stories of when this and even more happens to a 16 year old Ohio high school girl....

WTF mods?


You are a monster if you think what was done to these people was in any way similar what happened in Ohio. Sorry, but the two situations are incomparable.

Also let's not try and rank rapes and say which was worse than another. That is weird.
 
2013-01-09 06:38:57 PM

Arnifix: KawaiiNot: So it's okay to submit news links to Fark about this happening to middle eastern men but not okay to greenlight stories of when this and even more happens to a 16 year old Ohio high school girl....

WTF mods?

You are a monster if you think what was done to these people was in any way similar what happened in Ohio. Sorry, but the two situations are incomparable.

Also let's not try and rank rapes and say which was worse than another. That is weird.


You rank rapes in your first sentance and then tell him not to, that is whats weird
 
2013-01-09 06:39:45 PM
I'll take two
 
2013-01-09 06:40:55 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Dept. of Defense budget


Ghastly: Proof that military spending is out of control.


You guys realize it isn't the government that's paying this, right?
 
2013-01-09 06:41:46 PM

constructor5179: Arnifix: KawaiiNot: So it's okay to submit news links to Fark about this happening to middle eastern men but not okay to greenlight stories of when this and even more happens to a 16 year old Ohio high school girl....

WTF mods?

You are a monster if you think what was done to these people was in any way similar what happened in Ohio. Sorry, but the two situations are incomparable.

Also let's not try and rank rapes and say which was worse than another. That is weird.

You rank rapes in your first sentance and then tell him not to, that is whats weird


He's either a Democrat or a Republican.

They do that shiat all the time.
 
2013-01-09 06:52:00 PM
Ill try to restrain myself from crying tonight into my pillow.
 
2013-01-09 06:54:27 PM

coxdebate: I'll take two



Only got one, ya cocksucker! Albatross!
 
2013-01-09 06:55:16 PM

fusillade762: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Dept. of Defense budget

Ghastly: Proof that military spending is out of control.

You guys realize it isn't the government that's paying this, right?



Ok, who is paying it?
 
2013-01-09 07:03:28 PM
Um,

Torture is wrong for America, and you know it. So, stop it.

Are we the leaders of the free world or not?
 
2013-01-09 07:04:07 PM

Indubitably: Um,

Torture is wrong for America, and you know it. So, stop it.

Are we the leaders of the free world or not?


I mean it.
 
2013-01-09 07:12:38 PM

WeenerGord: fusillade762: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Dept. of Defense budget

Ghastly: Proof that military spending is out of control.

You guys realize it isn't the government that's paying this, right?

Ok, who is paying it?


FTFA:

The plaintiffs have settled their lawsuit with the contractor, Engility Holdings.

Love how folks can't be bothered to read a whole two-paragraph article.
 
2013-01-09 07:23:35 PM

fusillade762: FTFA:

The plaintiffs have settled their lawsuit with the contractor, Engility Holdings.

Love how folks can't be bothered to read a whole two-paragraph article.



You're right, I DRTFA, but even so, who is really paying them?

I mean, if the contractors are working for the government, then the taxpayers are the ones paying them, right?

In the end, the taxpayers are the ones getting screwed.
 
2013-01-09 07:25:16 PM
I would push you to the ground, pee on you chanting "House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out." Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you passed out, and then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 07:26:28 PM

constructor5179: Arnifix: KawaiiNot: So it's okay to submit news links to Fark about this happening to middle eastern men but not okay to greenlight stories of when this and even more happens to a 16 year old Ohio high school girl....

WTF mods?

You are a monster if you think what was done to these people was in any way similar what happened in Ohio. Sorry, but the two situations are incomparable.

Also let's not try and rank rapes and say which was worse than another. That is weird.

You rank rapes in your first sentance and then tell him not to, that is whats weird


No I didn't. I said that anyone who would compare the situations is a monster. They are so completely different they cannot and should not be compared.

Also not an American so neither democratic or Republican. I prefer to have many parties offering many different views in my electoral system.
 
2013-01-09 07:40:44 PM
But yet the people who actually oversaw this operation are still walking free. Great system we have set up here.
 
2013-01-09 08:07:58 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: I would push you to the ground, pee on you chanting "House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out." Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you passed out, and then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute

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"Mwawrrr..."

"Mwrrrawrrrrr..."

"Fire baddddd!!!!!"
 
2013-01-09 09:08:49 PM
More than prisoners in the US prison system get who get raped on a regular basis.
 
2013-01-09 09:18:01 PM
Where do I sign up?
 
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