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(Wired)   A mysterious new dark force in the universe has been discovered in Long Beach, California   (wired.com) divider line 11
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2013-01-10 12:18:51 AM
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Dark matter walks like this....duhm, duhm, duhm.
Light Matter walks like this...dee, dee, dee
2013-01-09 09:51:35 PM
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A body slowly collects particles of dark matter over time.  This is why old people fall so much harder than children.
2013-01-09 07:48:53 PM
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Forget the dark matter.  I'll have the dark meat.  With three waffles.

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2013-01-09 04:53:02 PM
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ZAZ: Why should the number of types of matter stop at two? Maybe the ether quantum field has an infinite number of dimensions / degrees of freedom. We're using a bucket of them for our own universe (light). A parallel universe (dark) uses another bucket, but shares gravity with us. And then there's the mauve universe which doesn't interact with our own but does interact with the dark and cyan universes through the squiggly and squishy forces. And if we look close enough there may be two types of dark matter detectable by us.

I sense full employment for future particle physicists. We need a bigger particle accelerator to properly probe these alternate universes. (But see Einstein's Bridge as a cautionary tale.)


I picture you having a goatee and fondling an agonizer while giving this speech.
2013-01-09 10:34:07 PM
1 votes:
LRG 3-757, an example of an Einstein ring

Seriously, can we stop with these RGIII threads?
2013-01-09 09:22:32 PM
1 votes:
Dark matter is composed of the souls of the dead.
2013-01-09 09:02:46 PM
1 votes:
www.hypursuit.com ?
2013-01-09 08:02:34 PM
1 votes:
Steve Jobs? He's been dead for years now.
2013-01-09 07:36:36 PM
1 votes:
Snoop has been a well-known dark force in the LBC for years.
2013-01-09 07:26:13 PM
1 votes:
I'm loaded with dark matter. Excuse me for a min...
2013-01-09 06:17:36 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Why should the number of types of matter stop at two? Maybe the ether quantum field has an infinite number of dimensions / degrees of freedom. We're using a bucket of them for our own universe (light). A parallel universe (dark) uses another bucket, but shares gravity with us. And then there's the mauve universe which doesn't interact with our own but does interact with the dark and cyan universes through the squiggly and squishy forces. And if we look close enough there may be two types of dark matter detectable by us.

I sense full employment for future particle physicists. We need a bigger particle accelerator to properly probe these alternate universes. (But see Einstein's Bridge as a cautionary tale.)


I don't know why they call them fingers...I've never seen them fing.
 
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