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(Patch)   Mrs. Starbuck at Starbuck's during robbery, prefers 7-Eleven: "It's expensive, so I never go". Post all comments on Galactica, Moby Dick & gun control to the right   (sanjuancapistrano.patch.com) divider line 27
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2013-01-09 05:17:30 PM  
Just named my new puppy Starbuck, so getting a kick.
 
2013-01-09 05:19:50 PM  
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2013-01-09 05:21:10 PM  

Amberwind: Just named my new puppy Starbuck, so getting a kick.


I have three Bostons, named Kara, Boomer and Helo.

nerd
 
2013-01-09 05:21:11 PM  
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I'll leave this here
 
2013-01-09 05:22:24 PM  
When they first opened, going to a Starbucks with a Starbuck was interesting, sometimes they'd go from snooty to polite
 
2013-01-09 05:23:25 PM  
Point of order: Was that list exhaustive, or can we post about Yogi Berra?
 
2013-01-09 05:24:17 PM  
"Police later arrested Kyle Kamal Starner,20, of Laguna Niguel on suspicion of robbing the coffeeshop. Starner was taken into custody in Laguna Beach after he was spotted walking around town in an "extremely intoxicated" state and carrying a gas mask, Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino said."

Fantastic detective work Lou.
 
2013-01-09 05:24:46 PM  
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What Miss Starbucks looks like.
 
2013-01-09 05:25:05 PM  
"I was in front of him across the counter, about 5' feet away. Because he was focused on the cash register, he did not seem to notice me so when I realized this was a real robbery, I pulled out my glock 17, and gave him multiple rounds to the back of his head, until he fell down, then i kept shooting, because he would still twitch when the bullets hit him, and i thought he was still alive. Then i raised up my gun and blew the smoke out of the barrel like in the old cowboy movies, gave my best carrol brunett tarzan yell while teabagging his corpse. I moved to my right where I was blocked by the sweets display," she said.
 
2013-01-09 05:28:15 PM  
"Starbuck said she didn't see the alleged robber get the cash, but later learned from a manager that it was 'around $300.'"

"Yeah, that $500 is long gone," said the underpaid food-service worker, "but with the weekend coming up, we'll make back that $700 in no time. Shame about that $1,000, though. A damned shame."
 
2013-01-09 05:28:45 PM  
I don't see why everyone is so down on Starbucks. I met my fiancee at a Starbucks, not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.
 
2013-01-09 05:30:01 PM  

Maud Dib: I don't see why everyone is so down on Starbucks. I met my fiancee at a Starbucks, not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.


Were you in Houston at the time?
 
2013-01-09 05:30:17 PM  

Maud Dib: I don't see why everyone is so down on Starbucks. I met my fiancee at a Starbucks, not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.


Were you on your mac, or looking at a J Crew catalog?
 
2013-01-09 05:32:43 PM  
"I asked if they would heat the roll..."

Oh, she's one of those people.

I don't like my bread products reheated. Give me that bagel with cream cheese...Don't toast it.
 
2013-01-09 05:34:26 PM  

mekkab: [www.gavinrothery.com image 850x561]

I'll leave this here


Obviously all arguments are now invalid.
 
2013-01-09 05:39:08 PM  

Wangiss: Point of order: Was that list exhaustive, or can we post about Yogi Berra?


Where does Xzibit go?
 
2013-01-09 05:40:27 PM  

loonatic112358: Maud Dib: I don't see why everyone is so down on Starbucks. I met my fiancee at a Starbucks, not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.

Were you in Houston at the time?


Corner of Shepherd and West Grey. Don't forget the Starbucks café in Barnes & Noble right next door.
 
2013-01-09 05:40:58 PM  
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2013-01-09 05:41:25 PM  

DeerNuts: loonatic112358: Maud Dib: I don't see why everyone is so down on Starbucks. I met my fiancee at a Starbucks, not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.

Were you in Houston at the time?

Corner of Shepherd and West Grey. Don't forget the Starbucks café in Barnes & Noble right next door.


Love across the corner at the end of the universe

Sounds like a Rudy Rucker novel title
 
2013-01-09 05:54:56 PM  

DeerNuts: Amberwind: Just named my new puppy Starbuck, so getting a kick.

I have three Bostons, named Kara, Boomer and Helo.

nerd


Yup. Mine is a German Shepherd/Boxer mix. We were thinking about calling her Jaina after Han & Leia's daughter, or Boomer, but the names didn't fit.

She's rambunctious, tears around at top speed all the time when she's not sleeping, tries to eat the cigar stubs from my husband's ashtray, and constantly picks fights with the cats. Hence, Starbuck.
 
2013-01-09 06:18:48 PM  
Some of you need to watch Best in Show.
 
2013-01-09 06:33:06 PM  
It is also rumored that Maxwell House was in the vicinity when the store was robbed
 
2013-01-09 07:15:27 PM  
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He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an inscrutable malice sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon him. Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.
 
2013-01-09 09:37:49 PM  
The Starbucks were a whaling family of Nantucket Island in the 1600s to 1800s. The coffee chain was named after the fictional coffee-loving first mate of the Pequod in Moby Dick. A number of South Pacific islands were discovered by the real world Starbucks during their whaling expeditions, including Starbuck island.

I have ancestors from Nantucket Island and ran across the Starbucks while doing genealogical research. If it turns out I am descended from a Starbuck, I'll let you know.

Starbuck (Whaling Family)
 
2013-01-09 10:10:39 PM  
Ms. Starbuck? Galactica? The two have nothing in common, everyone knows Starbuck was a guy.
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2013-01-09 11:59:42 PM  

scubamage: Ms. Starbuck? Galactica? The two have nothing in common, everyone knows Starbuck was a guy.
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You forgot Mekkab.
 
2013-01-10 02:09:01 AM  
I enjoyed the first 2 seasons of Galactica redux; but, after everyone turned out to be a cylon...the show lost my interest.

/ damn cylons
 
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