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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Bill Maher makes joke $5 million bet with Donald Trump for him to release birth certificate to prove he isn't "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan;" Trump releases birth certificate, demands Maher to pay up or there will be hell toupee   (thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line 34
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2013-01-09 02:41:16 PM
11 votes:

DeltaPunch: Only Donald Trump would actually produce his birth certificate when someone accuses his mother of having sex with a monkey.
"Nu-uh... look, you're wrong! It says right here, my dad is human! Ha ha... you LOSE! Now pay up!"


Nowhere on this birth certificate does it specify that one "Fred C. Trump" is a human rather than an orangutan or other ape:
1-ps.googleusercontent.com

So the question of Trump's parents' species is still an open question.  There's nothing about the name "Fred" that establishes Trump's father as human.  Quite the contrary, in fact--it should be noted that one of the most popular TV figures of that era was, in fact, a chimpanzee who starred on the Today Show:

4.bp.blogspot.com

The name of that chimp?  Why, of course, it was J. Fred Muggs, the same first name as Trump's father.  Coincidence, or something more?  I'm just asking questions.
2013-01-09 12:57:51 PM
7 votes:
looks fake to me

/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.
2013-01-09 02:15:24 PM
4 votes:

Voiceofreason01: looks fake to me

/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.


It says VOID all over it.... I mean, come on!
2013-01-09 01:53:25 PM
4 votes:
How do we know his father wasn't a circus orangutan named Fred C. Trump? It is a perfectly reasonable question to ask. I see no note of his species on this. I cry fake. FAKE. Also, something pixels something.
2013-01-09 04:24:31 PM
3 votes:
Says right here he was born in the the very beating heart of Jamaica:

www.newsmax.com
2013-01-09 04:12:18 PM
3 votes:
Bill Maher is still alive? Huh.
2013-01-09 03:45:45 PM
3 votes:
What about Colbert's offer, Trump? Huh?
2013-01-09 02:45:42 PM
3 votes:
That's not a birth certificate.  It's a certification of birth.

What are you hiding, "Donald?"
2013-01-09 04:54:31 PM
2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Trump really needs this money or he's going to go bankrupt again.


Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied, knowing it'll all comb over eventually.
2013-01-09 04:06:38 PM
2 votes:
Can't we just put them both away for illegal gambling? I think a lot of people on all sides would be happier if that happened.
2013-01-09 03:49:12 PM
2 votes:
1) Short form
2) Dot-matrix print
3) Bar code
4) Doesn't prove Fred Trump wasn't an orangutan

Clearly this document is fake, and now Ivanka Trump had to release nude pics of herself.
2013-01-09 03:11:07 PM
2 votes:
Trump really needs this money or he's going to go bankrupt again.
2013-01-09 02:30:59 PM
2 votes:
Only Donald Trump would actually produce his birth certificate when someone accuses his mother of having sex with a monkey.

"Nu-uh... look, you're wrong! It says right here, my dad is human! Ha ha... you LOSE! Now pay up!"
2013-01-09 02:17:54 PM
2 votes:

m3000: We need the long form certificate.


Bull. We need DNA sequencing of Trump, his parents, and a statistically meaningful sample of orangutans.


....and even then.....
2013-01-09 01:54:48 PM
2 votes:

Voiceofreason01: looks fake to me

/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.


And why didn't the attending physician sign it? Why!?!?
2013-01-09 01:02:30 PM
2 votes:
We need the long form certificate.
2013-01-10 12:28:12 AM
1 votes:

DancingElkCondor: I will not insult DoucheBags by caling Bill Maher one

Pay up, Maher


Nice try, Short-Former. You couldn't get a free birthday cone at Baskin-Robbins with that obvious forgery.
2013-01-09 10:38:17 PM
1 votes:

DancingElkCondor: elvindeath: Both are douches. I find Trump less of a douche than Maher. Plus, Trump gave the world Ivanka - what has Maher ever done ?

He nailed Ann Coulter....


He didn't nail her to a wall with railroad spikes, so that's hardly an accomplishment.
2013-01-09 05:30:25 PM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: The name of that chimp?  Why, of course, it was J. Fred Muggs, the same first name as Trump's father.  Coincidence, or something more?  I'm just asking questions.


This reminds me of my favorite WND bookstore author. This a direct quote. I am not making this up:

In 1960, a fellow named "Johnny" was making his reputation in Seattle's club scene as a left-handed guitarist with a local band known as the Rocking Kings. Two days older than Ann, this tall, thin young black man was not at all abashed about dating white women [...]

Of course, as you may have guessed, Johnny decided to use the stage name "Jimi" and changed the spelling of his last name from "Hendricks" to "Hendrix." In a further Paul-is-dead kind of twist, Obama cites as his personal marker for 1967 the fact that "Jimi Hendrix performed at Monterey" [...]

And, of course, Obama, like Hendrix, is left-handed.
 ....

So you see, because Taxbongo's mom was at one point in a city where a black guy was known to date white women, the issue of FartNambla's real father has been put to rest.
2013-01-09 04:57:29 PM
1 votes:
Maher made this joke on the Jay Leno show.

So the real news here is that somebody still watches Jay Leno
2013-01-09 04:53:32 PM
1 votes:
F the haters. I love Donald Trump.
2013-01-09 04:34:26 PM
1 votes:
Worth it. History shows that Trump had to prove he wasn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan, willingly showed proof, rather than laughing it off, even though he didn't need the money.
So he's either overly vain or overly avaricious, Either way, history will show he was an asshole.
2013-01-09 04:34:19 PM
1 votes:
Trump vs Maher

Whomever loses, we win.
2013-01-09 04:26:53 PM
1 votes:
I don't think the orangutan sex was consensual. I'm just saying.
2013-01-09 04:26:18 PM
1 votes:

natas6.0: not a huge fan of trump..

but OH GOD do I want to beat maher with a hammer


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2013-01-09 04:17:30 PM
1 votes:
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2013-01-09 04:17:30 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Am I remembering wrong, or did Trump offer up a couple of million for Obama's BC?


No, it was for his passport and college transcripts. Which I can't say I wouldn't draw the line at as going from 'hilariously stupid' to 'ridiculously creepy'.
2013-01-09 04:16:54 PM
1 votes:
-1 subby for not referring to Bill Maher as "Pig Maher".
2013-01-09 04:16:35 PM
1 votes:
Why don't his mother and father have the same last name? Some real family values there. Trump is a bastard.
2013-01-09 04:12:53 PM
1 votes:
I think Fred C. Trump is a fine name for an orang-utan.
2013-01-09 04:12:43 PM
1 votes:
Nuke them both from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
2013-01-09 04:07:34 PM
1 votes:
It has VOID stamped all over it, too. Nice try, Sasquatch.
2013-01-09 01:59:06 PM
1 votes:
They didn't have dot matrix printers back in 1946. Maher should demand the original.
2013-01-09 01:04:37 PM
1 votes:
It's truly amazing that The Donald would make a big deal out of the fact that Obama hadn't released the original long form birth certificate, and then in order to satisfy a (clearly joke) bet, he releases something other than the original long form birth certificate.
 
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