DeltaPunch: Only Donald Trump would actually produce his birth certificate when someone accuses his mother of having sex with a monkey."Nu-uh... look, you're wrong! It says right here, my dad is human! Ha ha... you LOSE! Now pay up!"
hdhale: Maher won the Biggest Douche Bag Award years ago with this:"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."From that point forward, so far as I'm concerned, Bill Maher could die in fire and I would dance.
Richard Flaccid: Pay up Maher. A bet is a bet, and it's for charity.Both are douche bags though.
Cyberluddite: It's truly amazing that The Donald would make a big deal out of the fact that Obama hadn't released the original long form birth certificate, and then in order to satisfy a (clearly joke) bet, he releases something other than the original long form birth certificate.
Voiceofreason01: looks fake to me/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.
Molavian: Ah, Bill Maher. The Rush Limbaugh of the left.
Trivia Jockey: While I disagree with the part of his statement that referenced the U.S. military (they are not cowardly), his comment about the terrorists was dead on if you stop and think about it for a second. Although I have no problem calling them evil, despicable and misguided, they weren't cowards based on what they actually believed. Yes, I believe that their beliefs are 100% WRONG, but if a guy believes his god wants him to kill innocent infidels and will reward him for accepting his holy mission of jihad, well then piloting a plane into a building at the cost of one's own life isn't "cowardly".Let me be crystal clear here: in NO WAY am I praising, accepting or otherwise even CLOSE to justifying terrorism or the 9/11 terrorists. They are terrorists, which means they are the worst the world has to offer and they should all die. That being said, being cowardly just isn't a factually-accurate descriptor. It just isn't. And Bill wasn't wrong about that.
Sock Ruh Tease: Trump really needs this money or he's going to go bankrupt again.
m3000: We need the long form certificate.
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