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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Bill Maher makes joke $5 million bet with Donald Trump for him to release birth certificate to prove he isn't "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan;" Trump releases birth certificate, demands Maher to pay up or there will be hell toupee   (thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line 134
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2013-01-09 12:57:51 PM
looks fake to me

/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-01-09 01:02:30 PM
We need the long form certificate.
 
2013-01-09 01:04:37 PM
It's truly amazing that The Donald would make a big deal out of the fact that Obama hadn't released the original long form birth certificate, and then in order to satisfy a (clearly joke) bet, he releases something other than the original long form birth certificate.
 
2013-01-09 01:07:50 PM
Hopefully the charities actually receive something from this. Otherwise, it's just more posturing by both the Donald and Maher.
 
2013-01-09 01:53:25 PM
How do we know his father wasn't a circus orangutan named Fred C. Trump? It is a perfectly reasonable question to ask. I see no note of his species on this. I cry fake. FAKE. Also, something pixels something.
 
2013-01-09 01:54:48 PM

Voiceofreason01: looks fake to me

/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.


And why didn't the attending physician sign it? Why!?!?
 
2013-01-09 01:59:06 PM
They didn't have dot matrix printers back in 1946. Maher should demand the original.
 
2013-01-09 02:06:18 PM
 
2013-01-09 02:15:24 PM

Voiceofreason01: looks fake to me

/why did it take Trump so long to release it? I'm just asking questions.


It says VOID all over it.... I mean, come on!
 
2013-01-09 02:17:54 PM

m3000: We need the long form certificate.


Bull. We need DNA sequencing of Trump, his parents, and a statistically meaningful sample of orangutans.


....and even then.....
 
2013-01-09 02:30:59 PM
Only Donald Trump would actually produce his birth certificate when someone accuses his mother of having sex with a monkey.

"Nu-uh... look, you're wrong! It says right here, my dad is human! Ha ha... you LOSE! Now pay up!"
 
2013-01-09 02:39:53 PM
I don't wish to speak of The Donald anymore.
 
2013-01-09 02:41:16 PM

DeltaPunch: Only Donald Trump would actually produce his birth certificate when someone accuses his mother of having sex with a monkey.
"Nu-uh... look, you're wrong! It says right here, my dad is human! Ha ha... you LOSE! Now pay up!"


Nowhere on this birth certificate does it specify that one "Fred C. Trump" is a human rather than an orangutan or other ape:
1-ps.googleusercontent.com

So the question of Trump's parents' species is still an open question.  There's nothing about the name "Fred" that establishes Trump's father as human.  Quite the contrary, in fact--it should be noted that one of the most popular TV figures of that era was, in fact, a chimpanzee who starred on the Today Show:

4.bp.blogspot.com

The name of that chimp?  Why, of course, it was J. Fred Muggs, the same first name as Trump's father.  Coincidence, or something more?  I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-01-09 02:45:42 PM
That's not a birth certificate.  It's a certification of birth.

What are you hiding, "Donald?"
 
2013-01-09 03:05:18 PM

Lionel Mandrake: That's not a birth certificate.  It's a certification of birth.

What are you hiding, "Donald?"


It's also the short form version.
 
2013-01-09 03:11:07 PM
Trump really needs this money or he's going to go bankrupt again.
 
2013-01-09 03:45:45 PM
What about Colbert's offer, Trump? Huh?
 
2013-01-09 03:49:12 PM
1) Short form
2) Dot-matrix print
3) Bar code
4) Doesn't prove Fred Trump wasn't an orangutan

Clearly this document is fake, and now Ivanka Trump had to release nude pics of herself.
 
2013-01-09 03:57:37 PM

Cyberluddite: It's truly amazing that The Donald would make a big deal out of the fact that Obama hadn't released the original long form birth certificate, and then in order to satisfy a (clearly joke) bet, he releases something other than the original long form birth certificate.


Take a normal human - remove reason, accountability, ethics and the ability to self-criticize - then realize that Trump is actually a worse person and you'll never question anything he ever does again.
 
2013-01-09 04:01:25 PM
Am I remembering wrong, or did Trump offer up a couple of million for Obama's BC?
 
2013-01-09 04:04:40 PM
Didn't Letterman have to pay up on a stunt involving a basketball?
 
2013-01-09 04:06:38 PM
Can't we just put them both away for illegal gambling? I think a lot of people on all sides would be happier if that happened.
 
2013-01-09 04:07:08 PM
Awesome.

Between this and the Piers Morgan v Alex Jones boxing match, I am entertained.
 
2013-01-09 04:07:34 PM
It has VOID stamped all over it, too. Nice try, Sasquatch.
 
2013-01-09 04:10:11 PM

give me doughnuts: 1) Short form
2) Dot-matrix print
3) Bar code
4) Doesn't prove Fred Trump wasn't an orangutan

Clearly this document is fake, and now Ivanka Trump had to release nude pics of herself.


will need to see original form. This looks fraudulent.
 
2013-01-09 04:10:26 PM

GAT_00: Am I remembering wrong, or did Trump offer up a couple of million for Obama's BC?


Trump offered to donate several million to charity if Obama released his college transcripts. Starving orphans with cancer and AIDS waited desperately for Trump to donate the money but the Donald decided to base a charitable donation on politics instead.
 
2013-01-09 04:10:56 PM

give me doughnuts: 1) Short form
2) Dot-matrix print
3) Bar code
4) Doesn't prove Fred Trump wasn't an orangutan

Clearly this document is fake, and now Ivanka Trump had to release nude pics of herself.


5) A line that I think says "Date Printed" with 5-22-12 next to it, meaning it was printed earlier this year or 34 years before he was born.
 
2013-01-09 04:11:14 PM
It just looks to me that Trump is being his typical douchy self.

News flash, Mr. Trump... When someone like Bill Mahr makes a bet in a monologue on his show, that is hardly a legally binding agreement. And you are an idiot.

How did this guy ever get so rich?!
 
2013-01-09 04:12:18 PM
Bill Maher is still alive? Huh.
 
2013-01-09 04:12:43 PM
Nuke them both from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-01-09 04:12:53 PM
I think Fred C. Trump is a fine name for an orang-utan.
 
2013-01-09 04:13:48 PM
dick v. dick
 
2013-01-09 04:14:59 PM
not a huge fan of trump..

but OH GOD do I want to beat maher with a hammer
 
2013-01-09 04:15:16 PM
durbnpoisn:How did this guy ever get so rich?!

mostly by losing other people's money
 
2013-01-09 04:16:35 PM
Why don't his mother and father have the same last name? Some real family values there. Trump is a bastard.
 
2013-01-09 04:16:54 PM
-1 subby for not referring to Bill Maher as "Pig Maher".
 
2013-01-09 04:17:30 PM

GAT_00: Am I remembering wrong, or did Trump offer up a couple of million for Obama's BC?


No, it was for his passport and college transcripts. Which I can't say I wouldn't draw the line at as going from 'hilariously stupid' to 'ridiculously creepy'.
 
2013-01-09 04:17:30 PM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 04:18:56 PM
The City of New York has their own birth certificates?
Mine was issued from the state (Texas), and just said the city and county I was born in...
Are there other cities that do that?

/and Trump is a douche
 
2013-01-09 04:20:37 PM
Seems only fair we apply the same rules to this as the birther's apply to Obama's:

Prove it's not shopped.
 
2013-01-09 04:21:06 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Trump really needs this money or and he's going to go bankrupt again.

 
2013-01-09 04:22:43 PM
They're both idiots. Who cares?
 
2013-01-09 04:24:31 PM
Says right here he was born in the the very beating heart of Jamaica:

www.newsmax.com
 
2013-01-09 04:26:18 PM

natas6.0: not a huge fan of trump..

but OH GOD do I want to beat maher with a hammer


paulsawchuk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-09 04:26:23 PM
Pay up Maher. A bet is a bet, and it's for charity.

Both are douche bags though.
 
2013-01-09 04:26:53 PM
I don't think the orangutan sex was consensual. I'm just saying.
 
2013-01-09 04:28:01 PM

natas6.0: not a huge fan of trump..

but OH GOD do I want to beat maher with a hammer


This. It's really hard to choose sides when there are two monumental douche-nozzles involved. Both of these farkwads can be beaten to death with a bag of dicks and die screaming for all I care.
 
2013-01-09 04:29:43 PM
There are zero likable people involved in this.
 
2013-01-09 04:34:19 PM
Trump vs Maher

Whomever loses, we win.
 
2013-01-09 04:34:26 PM
Worth it. History shows that Trump had to prove he wasn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan, willingly showed proof, rather than laughing it off, even though he didn't need the money.
So he's either overly vain or overly avaricious, Either way, history will show he was an asshole.
 
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