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(WKYC Cleveland)   The stripper who fell 15 feet while attempting a lap dance stunt has died. All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly   (wkyc.com) divider line 33
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2013-01-09 02:07:27 PM  
66 votes:
All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.
2013-01-09 02:12:38 PM  
18 votes:
Will the other strippers be performing a 21 ping-pong ball salute?
2013-01-09 03:16:13 PM  
12 votes:
Killed in the line of booty.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 02:26:49 PM  
7 votes:
I'm not saying I'm big, but the last time I got an erection it launched a stripper to her death.
2013-01-09 03:19:40 PM  
4 votes:
I'm so glad I don't have to sell my body for a living.  Thank god I'm a lawyer and can sell my soul.
2013-01-09 04:11:39 PM  
3 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-01-09 02:23:36 PM  
3 votes:
Can I get my 2 bucks back?
2013-01-09 01:14:46 PM  
3 votes:
All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly

i212.photobucket.com
2013-01-09 04:19:21 PM  
2 votes:
media.philly.com


NightOwl2255: A friend of mine's old man was a truck driver back in the good ol days when speed a necessity for truck drivers, and I'm not talking about going fast. He was your typical hard living, hard drinking good old boy. We were playing poker one night and question of how the best way to go would be. He said he wanted to be drunk, high and farking a hooker doggy style and have his heart explode out of his chest when he nuts and cover the hookers back in blood.


-Mark Twain
2013-01-09 03:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
At least she got out of Cleveland
2013-01-09 03:28:08 PM  
2 votes:
louisebaker911.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. Tripper
2013-01-09 03:21:00 PM  
2 votes:
My flag is at half-staff :(
2013-01-09 03:13:07 PM  
2 votes:
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is dying
2013-01-09 03:12:36 PM  
2 votes:

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


I'm sure that's what subby meant. It is a well known fact that the deterioration of nerve endings causes people to chastise others anonymously on the Internet.
2013-01-09 03:11:53 PM  
2 votes:
Aw SNAP!

/too soon?
2013-01-09 03:10:30 PM  
2 votes:
Should have had an OSHA approved safety harness.

You know, if they could sell sex in the back room, they wouldn't have to go to these extremes for tips in the first place. Just sayin...
2013-01-09 03:02:28 PM  
2 votes:
Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.
2013-01-09 06:00:25 PM  
1 votes:
Teacher says, every time a pole dings, a stripper gets her wings.
2013-01-09 05:09:50 PM  
1 votes:

theesir: NightOwl2255: MythDragon: A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

A friend of mine's old man was a truck driver back in the good ol days when speed a necessity for truck drivers, and I'm not talking about going fast. He was your typical hard living, hard drinking good old boy. We were playing poker one night and question of how the best way to go would be. He said he wanted to be drunk, high and farking a hooker doggy style and have his heart explode out of his chest when he nuts and cover the hookers back in blood.

That's how MY DAD died!!!


He was getting farked doggy style by a high truck driver?
2013-01-09 04:55:04 PM  
1 votes:
She has passed away but is an organ donor,

I guess that's fair given the numerous times she was an organ recipient.
2013-01-09 04:05:38 PM  
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: I always thought it would be interesting if we suddenly all got little slips of paper that told us the place and manner of our death.

Would you look?
Imagine if these folks had read theirs ... would they have believed them?

Norway-eaten by polar bear.

or

Maryland-asphyxiation in manure pit

or

Disneyland-Big Thunder Railroad, blunt force trauma.


A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
2013-01-09 03:40:45 PM  
1 votes:
I'd throw it off a 15 foot balcony! Twice.

supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

/Am I doing it right?
2013-01-09 03:39:43 PM  
1 votes:
media.heavy.com

If only those air bags had deployed.
2013-01-09 03:35:24 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry to see her split
2013-01-09 03:27:21 PM  
1 votes:
Came to biatch about lousy grammar--leaving satisfied.
2013-01-09 03:24:28 PM  
1 votes:

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

/don't quit your gay job.
2013-01-09 03:23:40 PM  
1 votes:
my2wheels.com
2013-01-09 03:23:16 PM  
1 votes:
"Feel badly"?

3.bp.blogspot.com
So the quality of our feel is low?
2013-01-09 03:19:04 PM  
1 votes:
She fell off a balcony. It's not that rare. I mean it's not die in a school shooting common but it's not unheard of .

/ok more people probably die in balcony/roof falls
2013-01-09 03:18:14 PM  
1 votes:

MayorOfJefferton: I'm sure that's what subby meant. It is a well known fact that the deterioration of nerve endings causes people to chastise others anonymously on the Internet.


Ahh, I see. I didn't know that Fark had so many paraplegics among its members.
2013-01-09 03:18:04 PM  
1 votes:
Why do they bother to perform stunts?

Do we really need more than naked titties and pussy, and some gyration?

And as for lapdances? Place ass or crotch on dick, gyrate. No tricks needed.
2013-01-09 03:16:40 PM  
1 votes:
So a stripper died. Most of them are already dead inside.
2013-01-09 03:14:27 PM  
1 votes:

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


No, no, no. It means that now that she's dead we're finally free to feel her up... badly.
 
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