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(WKYC Cleveland)   The stripper who fell 15 feet while attempting a lap dance stunt has died. All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly   (wkyc.com) divider line 145
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2013-01-09 04:19:35 PM  

NightOwl2255: MythDragon: A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

A friend of mine's old man was a truck driver back in the good ol days when speed a necessity for truck drivers, and I'm not talking about going fast. He was your typical hard living, hard drinking good old boy. We were playing poker one night and question of how the best way to go would be. He said he wanted to be drunk, high and farking a hooker doggy style and have his heart explode out of his chest when he nuts and cover the hookers back in blood.


That's how MY DAD died!!!
 
2013-01-09 04:24:49 PM  

phaseolus:
Oh, I dunno. Show up at the funeral and grope her in the casket...?


And then tuck some money under the handles.
 
2013-01-09 04:26:30 PM  
Seen leaving the premises...
www.tvposter.ru
 
2013-01-09 04:28:30 PM  

blatz514: Were the hell is this place located?  By a coal mine??


Worse. Cleveland.

/is less than ten minutes from that stripper mine
 
2013-01-09 04:29:08 PM  
I didn't make fun of her. Is it too late?
 
2013-01-09 04:34:51 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Minor_Inconvenience: Sofa King Smart: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

/don't quit your gay job.

Damnit.

that movie has so many good lines in it... (oh I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse...)


Most criminally underrated movie of the last 10 years.

/Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
 
2013-01-09 04:44:20 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids.  :(

/God speed, young lady


Yeah. Pretty much nothing else to be said. Condolences to her family and friends. :-(
 
2013-01-09 04:47:47 PM  
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths,
They're funny 'cause they're true- Whoo!
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths,
Hope next time it's not you! Heehee!
 
HBK
2013-01-09 04:48:18 PM  
A great story to tell the kids. "Your aunt Mercedez died trying the fifteen foot inverted swan at The Foxxx Hole. She was a brave pioneer."

But, it's still only the second best stripper death story ever told. Here's the first.
 
2013-01-09 04:50:26 PM  

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


Thank you, thank you, thank you. I think there are about nine people on the entire planet who understand this.
 
2013-01-09 04:55:04 PM  
She has passed away but is an organ donor,

I guess that's fair given the numerous times she was an organ recipient.
 
2013-01-09 04:58:08 PM  

MorePeasPlease: I always thought it would be interesting if we suddenly all got little slips of paper that told us the place and manner of our death.

Would you look?
Imagine if these folks had read theirs ... would they have believed them?


Machine of Death.

read the first book... apparently there's a second one out now... good stuff.
 
2013-01-09 05:01:06 PM  
"That was far more head than I was expecting, but... thanks?"

Can we attend the funeral and tuck a sawbuck in her casket?
 
2013-01-09 05:07:05 PM  

Dejah: All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.


Beautiful.
 
2013-01-09 05:07:35 PM  
Every year when we celebrate Festivus, put up our Pole, I will think of her.
 
2013-01-09 05:09:50 PM  

theesir: NightOwl2255: MythDragon: A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

A friend of mine's old man was a truck driver back in the good ol days when speed a necessity for truck drivers, and I'm not talking about going fast. He was your typical hard living, hard drinking good old boy. We were playing poker one night and question of how the best way to go would be. He said he wanted to be drunk, high and farking a hooker doggy style and have his heart explode out of his chest when he nuts and cover the hookers back in blood.

That's how MY DAD died!!!


He was getting farked doggy style by a high truck driver?
 
2013-01-09 05:52:29 PM  

MycroftHolmes: He was getting farked doggy style by a high truck driver?


hurr durr durr hurr durr durr?
 
2013-01-09 06:00:25 PM  
Teacher says, every time a pole dings, a stripper gets her wings.
 
2013-01-09 06:14:45 PM  

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


Wrong.  The adverb "badly" modifies the verb "feel," suggesting how readers who made fun of this girl may feel.
 
2013-01-09 06:19:26 PM  

MycroftHolmes: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

It is correct. Anyone trying to feel a dead stripper will most definitely feel badly.


Only a blind man could feel a dead stripper badly; she's not moving.
 
2013-01-09 06:21:54 PM  

Whatthefark: So a stripper died. Most of them are already dead inside.


Like you've ever been inside a stripper.
 
2013-01-09 06:24:12 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Hmmm. I guess you are right. Most people underuse adverbs. I wonder how the phrase "feel badly" became an instance where an adverb is frequently used incorrectly.


I see what you did there. :-)
 
2013-01-09 06:30:13 PM  
So do I tip a 40 or tip $40?
 
2013-01-09 06:30:48 PM  
Sounds like they had a real ho down.
 
2013-01-09 06:46:28 PM  

bruegel: She was an organ donor,


and receiver...I assume
 
2013-01-09 06:51:52 PM  
Guess I stopped going to strip clubs too soon: when did they turn into a nekkid Circle de Soleil?


/Ya shoulda STAYED, man!
 
2013-01-09 07:45:51 PM  
Fall or murder? Is there video?
 
2013-01-09 07:46:38 PM  

dv-ous: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids.  :(

/God speed, young lady

Aye. :-(


You're assuming she had parents that actually farking cared, let alone grew her up properly to avoid working this kinda job.
 
2013-01-09 07:52:12 PM  
You know there's some guys here that would still hit it.
 
2013-01-09 08:13:53 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
A Stripper Lawn Dart? Seriously?
You are a bad, bad man.
.
.
.
.
.
.Thats okay, I like that in a person.
 
2013-01-09 09:50:51 PM  
It's surprising to see how many Farkers have struck out with strippers.
 
2013-01-09 10:08:40 PM  
It's go, go, go
not die, die, die
 
2013-01-09 10:25:11 PM  
It might be time for all you good Farkers to sit down with your daughters and explain the dangers of Stripping.

Much safer to have them just give Lap Dances.
 
2013-01-09 10:26:25 PM  
CSB (not sad) time: There was this stripper at the local Gentleman's Club. Fake chest, but still looked good. She was a nimble thing, amazing body, long blonde hair halfway down her back. She would scale the pole like it was a ladder, grab it with her thighs and then twirl upside down with her head 10 feet above the stage. She would then remove her hands from the pole, undo her bra and toss it to the back of the stage while still hanging up there, twirling.

I gave her the clap.

/I mean, I gave her a round of applause.
//And threw some money on stage
 
2013-01-09 10:28:44 PM  

Dejah: All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.


My gawd, over 50 votes for your post.

That's got to be a record.

Well done Mate.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 10:41:02 PM  
Highest "funniest" vote total I have seen: 94 in thread 7511504.
 
2013-01-09 10:50:09 PM  

ZAZ: Highest "funniest" vote total I have seen: 94 in thread 7511504.


Outstanding!
 
2013-01-09 10:58:52 PM  

SnarfVader: All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly

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Do you go through every day of your life being a dick, or just the time you spend here?
 
2013-01-09 11:16:57 PM  

6502programmer: Having been to this club before Mrs. 6502 entered the environment, I can speak to this.


So it's probably safe to say you paid eight bits for a dance?
 
2013-01-09 11:53:06 PM  
theesir Should have stuck to her day job... being ogled by middle aged guys in the restaurant pretending to like the chicken wings.

That was actually just her Halloween costume @ the strip club...
 
2013-01-10 12:01:07 AM  

Fade2black: dv-ous: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids.  :(

/God speed, young lady

Aye. :-(

You're assuming she had parents that actually farking cared, let alone grew her up properly to avoid working this kinda job.


A bit of a generalization, don't you think?  Granted, many people who get into stripping probably came from less than ideal homes, but I'm sure there's plenty of girls who were "raised properly" who found that they rather like taking off their clothes for money.
 
2013-01-10 12:36:39 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: SnarfVader: All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly

[i212.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Do you go through every day of your life being a dick, or just the time you spend here?


No, I just do it for you, Sugartits. *blows kiss*

/Your handle doesn't match your personality.
//Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-01-10 08:31:09 AM  
So does this mean that we have to respect the "toughness" of band members who fall off stages and survive?

\cuz it still isn't going to happen for Tyler...!
 
2013-01-11 01:02:37 AM  
What a lap dunce.
 
2013-01-11 01:05:07 AM  

I_C_Weener:

I think Lindsay Lohan might play the chalk outline.


I think Lindsay Lohan might snort the chalk outline.
 
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