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		The stripper who fell 15 feet while attempting a lap dance stunt has died. All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly (wkyc.com)		145
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SnarfVader		2013-01-09 01:14:46 PM

All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly

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Grand_Moff_Joseph		2013-01-09 01:40:52 PM

Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids. :(

/God speed, young lady

Dejah		2013-01-09 02:07:27 PM

All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.

scottydoesntknow		2013-01-09 02:12:38 PM

Will the other strippers be performing a 21 ping-pong ball salute?

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-09 02:23:36 PM

Can I get my 2 bucks back?

ZAZ		2013-01-09 02:26:49 PM

I'm not saying I'm big, but the last time I got an erection it launched a stripper to her death.

kronicfeld		2013-01-09 03:02:28 PM

Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Great_Milenko		2013-01-09 03:10:30 PM

Should have had an OSHA approved safety harness.

You know, if they could sell sex in the back room, they wouldn't have to go to these extremes for tips in the first place. Just sayin...

illegal.tender		2013-01-09 03:10:30 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

THIS.

umrdyldo		2013-01-09 03:10:33 PM

No feeling at all from this headline.

phaseolus		2013-01-09 03:11:27 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Oh, I dunno. Show up at the funeral and grope her in the casket...?

BetterMetalSnake		2013-01-09 03:11:53 PM

Aw SNAP!

/too soon?

MayorOfJefferton		2013-01-09 03:12:36 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

I'm sure that's what subby meant. It is a well known fact that the deterioration of nerve endings causes people to chastise others anonymously on the Internet.

TheOther		2013-01-09 03:12:52 PM

phaseolus: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Oh, I dunno. Show up at the funeral and grope her in the casket...?

TITS or GTFO...?

dv-ous		2013-01-09 03:12:53 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids. :(

/God speed, young lady

Aye. :-(

probesport		2013-01-09 03:13:07 PM

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is dying

Elegy		2013-01-09 03:13:15 PM

The lap dance is better when the stripper is ~~crying dying~~ dead.

/that poor, poor customer
//hope he got his money back

Dixon Cider		2013-01-09 03:14:02 PM

Pitfalls of the job.

\She was getting 'Hazardous Duty Pay' anyways...

GrymReeper		2013-01-09 03:14:21 PM

Was she crying? It's not good unless she was crying.

The Larch		2013-01-09 03:14:27 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

No, no, no. It means that now that she's dead we're finally free to feel her up... badly.

The Muthaship		2013-01-09 03:15:28 PM

That's a whole new level of fail, dad.

soaboutthat		2013-01-09 03:15:47 PM

Dejah: All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.

But how far down on the pole are they willing to go?

martid4		2013-01-09 03:15:56 PM

She should have had more practice.

KarmicDisaster		2013-01-09 03:16:13 PM

Killed in the line of booty.

Whatthefark		2013-01-09 03:16:40 PM

So a stripper died. Most of them are already dead inside.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii		2013-01-09 03:17:52 PM

The Larch: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

No, no, no. It means that now that she's dead we're finally free to feel her up... badly.

Oh that's right up this guys alley!

FirstNationalBastard		2013-01-09 03:18:04 PM

Why do they bother to perform stunts?

Do we really need more than naked titties and pussy, and some gyration?

And as for lapdances? Place ass or crotch on dick, gyrate. No tricks needed.

cryinoutloud		2013-01-09 03:18:14 PM

MayorOfJefferton: I'm sure that's what subby meant. It is a well known fact that the deterioration of nerve endings causes people to chastise others anonymously on the Internet.

Ahh, I see. I didn't know that Fark had so many paraplegics among its members.

devilskware		2013-01-09 03:19:03 PM

She died doing what she loved. Working her way through law school right?

justanotherfarkinfarker		2013-01-09 03:19:04 PM

She fell off a balcony. It's not that rare. I mean it's not die in a school shooting common but it's not unheard of .

/ok more people probably die in balcony/roof falls

uncleacid		2013-01-09 03:19:32 PM

She failed gravity in stripper school.

I_C_Weener		2013-01-09 03:19:40 PM

I'm so glad I don't have to sell my body for a living. Thank god I'm a lawyer and can sell my soul.

ABQGOD		2013-01-09 03:19:41 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Or maybe badly is a pronoun, being the name of the stripper's friend and subby forgot to capitalize it. Subby wants us to feel up Badly since touching Lauren would be a little weird now.

Richard Johnson		2013-01-09 03:19:49 PM

Darwin wins again.

darth_badger		2013-01-09 03:20:00 PM

Wash her up and send her to my bunk... did I say that or just think it...

MycroftHolmes		2013-01-09 03:20:48 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

It is correct. Anyone trying to feel a dead stripper will most definitely feel badly.

Arkanaut		2013-01-09 03:21:00 PM

My flag is at half-staff :(

Trucker		2013-01-09 03:22:58 PM

Oh wait, you're serious.....

Let me laugh harder.

2 Replies		2013-01-09 03:23:16 PM

"Feel badly"?

3.bp.blogspot.com

So the quality of our feel is low?

The Wizard of Frobozz		2013-01-09 03:23:40 PM

smallerGov		2013-01-09 03:24:16 PM

Dejah: All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.

done in 3

Sofa King Smart		2013-01-09 03:24:28 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

/don't quit your gay job.

Trucker		2013-01-09 03:25:07 PM

"Clean-up on aisle two!"

Minor_Inconvenience		2013-01-09 03:26:15 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar?

/Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang was just on, too.

MorePeasPlease		2013-01-09 03:26:17 PM

I always thought it would be interesting if we suddenly all got little slips of paper that told us the place and manner of our death.

Would you look?
Imagine if these folks had read theirs ... would they have believed them?

Norway-eaten by polar bear.

or

Maryland-asphyxiation in manure pit

or

Disneyland-Big Thunder Railroad, blunt force trauma.

MyNameIsMofuga		2013-01-09 03:26:18 PM

My level of sadness is dependent on whether or not she was hot.

propasaurus		2013-01-09 03:26:27 PM

Why was she doing a lap dance on a balcony?

SpdrJay		2013-01-09 03:27:21 PM

Came to biatch about lousy grammar--leaving satisfied.

Minor_Inconvenience		2013-01-09 03:27:21 PM

Sofa King Smart: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

/don't quit your gay job.

Damnit.