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(WKYC Cleveland)   The stripper who fell 15 feet while attempting a lap dance stunt has died. All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly   (wkyc.com) divider line 145
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2013-01-09 01:14:46 PM
All of you who made fun of her may now feel badly

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2013-01-09 01:40:52 PM
Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids.  :(

/God speed, young lady
 
2013-01-09 02:07:27 PM
All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.
 
2013-01-09 02:12:38 PM
Will the other strippers be performing a 21 ping-pong ball salute?
 
2013-01-09 02:23:36 PM
Can I get my 2 bucks back?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 02:26:49 PM
I'm not saying I'm big, but the last time I got an erection it launched a stripper to her death.
 
2013-01-09 03:02:28 PM
Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.
 
2013-01-09 03:10:30 PM
Should have had an OSHA approved safety harness.

You know, if they could sell sex in the back room, they wouldn't have to go to these extremes for tips in the first place. Just sayin...
 
2013-01-09 03:10:30 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


THIS.
 
2013-01-09 03:10:33 PM
No feeling at all from this headline.
 
2013-01-09 03:11:27 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.



Oh, I dunno. Show up at the funeral and grope her in the casket...?
 
2013-01-09 03:11:53 PM
Aw SNAP!

/too soon?
 
2013-01-09 03:12:36 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


I'm sure that's what subby meant. It is a well known fact that the deterioration of nerve endings causes people to chastise others anonymously on the Internet.
 
2013-01-09 03:12:52 PM

phaseolus: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


Oh, I dunno. Show up at the funeral and grope her in the casket...?


TITS or GTFO...?
 
2013-01-09 03:12:53 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some may not agree with her line of work, but no parent deserves to bury their kids.  :(

/God speed, young lady


Aye. :-(
 
2013-01-09 03:13:07 PM
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is dying
 
2013-01-09 03:13:15 PM
The lap dance is better when the stripper is crying dying dead.

/that poor, poor customer
//hope he got his money back
 
2013-01-09 03:14:02 PM
Pitfalls of the job.

\She was getting 'Hazardous Duty Pay' anyways...
 
2013-01-09 03:14:21 PM
Was she crying? It's not good unless she was crying.
 
2013-01-09 03:14:27 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


No, no, no. It means that now that she's dead we're finally free to feel her up... badly.
 
2013-01-09 03:15:28 PM
That's a whole new level of fail, dad.
 
2013-01-09 03:15:47 PM

Dejah: All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.


But how far down on the pole are they willing to go?
 
2013-01-09 03:15:56 PM
She should have had more practice.
 
2013-01-09 03:16:13 PM
Killed in the line of booty.
 
2013-01-09 03:16:40 PM
So a stripper died. Most of them are already dead inside.
 
2013-01-09 03:17:52 PM

The Larch: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

No, no, no. It means that now that she's dead we're finally free to feel her up... badly.


Oh that's right up this guys alley!
 
2013-01-09 03:18:04 PM
Why do they bother to perform stunts?

Do we really need more than naked titties and pussy, and some gyration?

And as for lapdances? Place ass or crotch on dick, gyrate. No tricks needed.
 
2013-01-09 03:18:14 PM

MayorOfJefferton: I'm sure that's what subby meant. It is a well known fact that the deterioration of nerve endings causes people to chastise others anonymously on the Internet.


Ahh, I see. I didn't know that Fark had so many paraplegics among its members.
 
2013-01-09 03:19:03 PM
She died doing what she loved. Working her way through law school right?
 
2013-01-09 03:19:04 PM
She fell off a balcony. It's not that rare. I mean it's not die in a school shooting common but it's not unheard of .

/ok more people probably die in balcony/roof falls
 
2013-01-09 03:19:32 PM
She failed gravity in stripper school.
 
2013-01-09 03:19:40 PM
I'm so glad I don't have to sell my body for a living.  Thank god I'm a lawyer and can sell my soul.
 
2013-01-09 03:19:41 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


Or maybe badly is a pronoun, being the name of the stripper's friend and subby forgot to capitalize it. Subby wants us to feel up Badly since touching Lauren would be a little weird now.
 
2013-01-09 03:19:49 PM
Darwin wins again.
 
2013-01-09 03:20:00 PM
Wash her up and send her to my bunk... did I say that or just think it...
 
2013-01-09 03:20:48 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


It is correct. Anyone trying to feel a dead stripper will most definitely feel badly.
 
2013-01-09 03:21:00 PM
My flag is at half-staff :(
 
2013-01-09 03:22:58 PM
Oh wait, you're serious.....


Let me laugh harder.
 
2013-01-09 03:23:16 PM
"Feel badly"?

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So the quality of our feel is low?
 
2013-01-09 03:23:40 PM
my2wheels.com
 
2013-01-09 03:24:16 PM

Dejah: All the dancers will only go halfway up the pole today out of respect.


done in 3
 
2013-01-09 03:24:28 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

/don't quit your gay job.
 
2013-01-09 03:25:07 PM
"Clean-up on aisle two!"
 
2013-01-09 03:26:15 PM

kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.


What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar?


/Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang was just on, too.
 
2013-01-09 03:26:17 PM
I always thought it would be interesting if we suddenly all got little slips of paper that told us the place and manner of our death.

Would you look?
Imagine if these folks had read theirs ... would they have believed them?

Norway-eaten by polar bear.

or

Maryland-asphyxiation in manure pit

or

Disneyland-Big Thunder Railroad, blunt force trauma.
 
2013-01-09 03:26:18 PM
My level of sadness is dependent on whether or not she was hot.
 
2013-01-09 03:26:27 PM
Why was she doing a lap dance on a balcony?
 
2013-01-09 03:27:21 PM
Came to biatch about lousy grammar--leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-09 03:27:21 PM

Sofa King Smart: kronicfeld: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

What, farkhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

/don't quit your gay job.


Damnit.
 
2013-01-09 03:28:08 PM
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R.I.P. Tripper
 
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