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(Starpulse)   Kim Kardashian would be enjoying her pregnancy so much more if it wasn't for that pesky marriage to Kris Humphries that won't go away   (starpulse.com) divider line 38
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2013-01-09 01:25:19 PM  
Is that the Gamefly commercial dude?  I was wondering who he was.
 
2013-01-09 03:48:20 PM  
And please, no more "babymoons"...
 
2013-01-09 03:49:55 PM  
Good for him to fight for the truth.
 
2013-01-09 03:51:02 PM  
Couldn't they both be on the hook for fraud if that wedding gets deemed a sham? They both got a pretty big payday out of that wedding.
 
2013-01-09 03:53:14 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Good for him to fight for the truth.


Fark him for joining that clan in the first place
 
2013-01-09 03:53:54 PM  

AiryAnne: JohnAnnArbor: Good for him to fight for the truth.

Fark him for joining that clan in the first place


I give space for people to learn from their mistakes.
 
2013-01-09 03:55:06 PM  
It's good he's making her life miserable.

The bad news is that it puts her name out there more.
 
2013-01-09 03:57:08 PM  
Judge "Can you prove infidelity?"

Kris "I'd like to point out the black monstrosity inside her...and the baby too"

Badump
 
2013-01-09 03:57:43 PM  
I hope he strings this biatch along until after she gives birth.

Would serve her right.

/Kimye can DIAF for all I care.
//pissed that I even know what Kimye is.
 
2013-01-09 04:05:58 PM  

SphericalTime: Is that the Gamefly commercial dude?  I was wondering who he was.


No, that's Blake Griffin, who is actually a good player. Humphries is lucky if he gets garbage time.
 
2013-01-09 04:08:48 PM  
Thanks to a lingering divorce battle with Kris Humphries being a whore, Kim Kardashian may soon find herself in the awkward position of giving birth to one man's child while being legally married to another.

/Fixed that one for the author.
 
2013-01-09 04:21:22 PM  
zipmeme.com
 
2013-01-09 04:22:17 PM  
Is there going to be a daily Kardashian thread? Cuz I just have to know their every movement, every moment.

Please call me when Kris Jenner takes everyone out.
 
2013-01-09 04:32:29 PM  
In some states, a couple cannot get divorced while the woman is pregnant and must wait until after the birth to determine the paternity of the child.
 
2013-01-09 04:34:03 PM  
So he can file for divorce on grounds of infidelity and take all her money?

I'm ok with this.
 
2013-01-09 04:37:52 PM  
Can't the skank just threaten to put Humphries' name on the birth certificate as the dad? The hassle involved in that should be enough to motovatte him . Just kick the biatch to the curb Kris, write it off as an expensive learning experience.

You are a rich single straight male. No reason to mess a setup like that with something stupid like marriage.
Leave marriage to the stupid and the gays.
 
2013-01-09 04:39:07 PM  
In many States, a child born during the marriage is presumed to be the husband's child and his name HAS to go on the birth certificate by law. In Ohio, if the child is born within 300 days of the marriage terminating the ex-husband's name goes on the birth certificate unless a court orders it otherwise.
 
2013-01-09 04:46:14 PM  

Catlenfell: In some states, a couple cannot get divorced while the woman is pregnant and must wait until after the birth to determine the paternity of the child.


I went through a simplified non-contested divorce in FL and everytime I went to the courthouse, even if i was just dropping of paperwork I was asked about the occupancy status of my uterus.
 
2013-01-09 04:53:45 PM  
When I got divorced the attorney told me not to date any other women until everything was final, otherwise I could possibly be accused of adultery.

That was in 1990....has this changed in the interim?
 
2013-01-09 05:11:14 PM  

hasty ambush: Can't the skank just threaten to put Humphries' name on the birth certificate as the dad? The hassle involved in that should be enough to motovatte him . Just kick the biatch to the curb Kris, write it off as an expensive learning experience.

You are a rich single straight male. No reason to mess a setup like that with something stupid like marriage.
Leave marriage to the stupid and the gays.


If she's stupid enough to do that (and yes, I think she might be) there would be all sorts of consequences for her. Humphries could petition the court to share custody of the child. He could also petition to receive child support, especially if she makes more than he does.
 
2013-01-09 05:38:26 PM  

Prey4reign: hasty ambush: Can't the skank just threaten to put Humphries' name on the birth certificate as the dad? The hassle involved in that should be enough to motovatte him . Just kick the biatch to the curb Kris, write it off as an expensive learning experience.

You are a rich single straight male. No reason to mess a setup like that with something stupid like marriage.
Leave marriage to the stupid and the gays.

If she's stupid enough to do that (and yes, I think she might be) there would be all sorts of consequences for her. Humphries could petition the court to share custody of the child. He could also petition to receive child support, especially if she makes more than he does.


And the inverse is she can hit him up for the same stuff since she will probably get custody
 
2013-01-09 05:47:58 PM  
When he was 10 years old, Kris Humphries was ranked #1 swimmer in his age class in the country. Number two was Michael Phelps.

Now you know... the rest of the story.
 
2013-01-09 05:49:59 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: In many States, a child born during the marriage is presumed to be the husband's child and his name HAS to go on the birth certificate by law. In Ohio, if the child is born within 300 days of the marriage terminating the ex-husband's name goes on the birth certificate unless a court orders it otherwise.


Other states also, even if the DNA says it is not yours.
 
2013-01-09 06:12:12 PM  

zabadu: Is there going to be a daily Kardashian thread? Cuz I just have to know their every movement, every moment.

Please call me when Kris Jenner takes everyone out.


Depends on how much they poop. Anyone know if they eat activia? That could explain all the movements.
 
2013-01-09 06:15:40 PM  
This sounds like a Dear Prudence letter I read recently...
 
2013-01-09 06:27:56 PM  
He has to prove that marriage was a sham?
 
2013-01-09 06:45:27 PM  

volcanic ash: Kimye


DRINK!
 
2013-01-09 07:10:31 PM  

Cletus C.: He has to prove that marriage was a sham?


He's going for a legal annulment, which would mean the marriage (in a legal sense) never happened. In that case, there is no division of property... everyone just leaves with what they came with, and there can be no future claims for support. In addition, if it's decided that she entered into the marriage in bad faith, he can ask for the return of any gifts that were contingent on them being married (if he bought her a car, or the return of any rings, for example).

So, If I have this correct, she's complaining that a previous publicity stunt (marriage/divorce to Humphries), which he now says was a way for her to perk up waning interest in previous publicity stunt (that silly TV show), is interfering with her next publicity stunt (her relationship with Kanye), complicated by her current publicity stunt (pregnancy), which seems to be becoming a publicity stunt all its own.

I, for one would be happy if she'd just decide on something without changing her mind 10 minutes after she does it:
She wants to be on TV.
She doesn't want to be on TV.
She's "so excited" to be in Playboy.
She's "absolutely humiliated" her pictures were published in Playboy.
She wants to get married.
She wants to get divorced
Now she wants to have a baby... anyone want to bet the little nipper will be used for all sorts of publicity shots right after birth, then we'll hear about how the baby is interfering with her lifestyle, and before the baby is a year old, the baby will be in the full-time care of a nanny hired by her mother, to be hauled out for photo-ops and birthday parties that are little more than an excuse to spend money.
 
2013-01-09 07:51:57 PM  

LonMead: Cletus C.: He has to prove that marriage was a sham?

He's going for a legal annulment, which would mean the marriage (in a legal sense) never happened. In that case, there is no division of property... everyone just leaves with what they came with, and there can be no future claims for support. In addition, if it's decided that she entered into the marriage in bad faith, he can ask for the return of any gifts that were contingent on them being married (if he bought her a car, or the return of any rings, for example).

So, If I have this correct, she's complaining that a previous publicity stunt (marriage/divorce to Humphries), which he now says was a way for her to perk up waning interest in previous publicity stunt (that silly TV show), is interfering with her next publicity stunt (her relationship with Kanye), complicated by her current publicity stunt (pregnancy), which seems to be becoming a publicity stunt all its own.

I, for one would be happy if she'd just decide on something without changing her mind 10 minutes after she does it:
She wants to be on TV.
She doesn't want to be on TV.
She's "so excited" to be in Playboy.
She's "absolutely humiliated" her pictures were published in Playboy.
She wants to get married.
She wants to get divorced
Now she wants to have a baby... anyone want to bet the little nipper will be used for all sorts of publicity shots right after birth, then we'll hear about how the baby is interfering with her lifestyle, and before the baby is a year old, the baby will be in the full-time care of a nanny hired by her mother, to be hauled out for photo-ops and birthday parties that are little more than an excuse to spend money.


Who gets custody of her ass under that scenario?
 
2013-01-09 08:19:23 PM  

LonMead: Now she wants to have a baby... anyone want to bet the little nipper will be used for all sorts of publicity shots right after birth, then we'll hear about how the baby is interfering with her lifestyle, and before the baby is a year old, the baby will be in the full-time care of a nanny hired by her mother, to be hauled out for photo-ops and birthday parties that are little more than an excuse to spend money.


A year? I bet they are interviewing Nannies right now.
 
2013-01-09 09:14:05 PM  
spreadrumors.com

I wonder if she has thought to ask the Pope for an Annulment? I'm pretty sure the pope has a sense of humor.
www.sandstorming.com
 
2013-01-09 09:29:09 PM  
God bless the sanctity of marriage.  Imaging the uproar if these were gay guys.
 
2013-01-09 11:28:21 PM  

LonMead: Cletus C.: He has to prove that marriage was a sham?

He's going for a legal annulment, which would mean the marriage (in a legal sense) never happened. In that case, there is no division of property... everyone just leaves with what they came with, and there can be no future claims for support. In addition, if it's decided that she entered into the marriage in bad faith, he can ask for the return of any gifts that were contingent on them being married (if he bought her a car, or the return of any rings, for example).

So, If I have this correct, she's complaining that a previous publicity stunt (marriage/divorce to Humphries), which he now says was a way for her to perk up waning interest in previous publicity stunt (that silly TV show), is interfering with her next publicity stunt (her relationship with Kanye), complicated by her current publicity stunt (pregnancy), which seems to be becoming a publicity stunt all its own.

I, for one would be happy if she'd just decide on something without changing her mind 10 minutes after she does it:
She wants to be on TV.
She doesn't want to be on TV.
She's "so excited" to be in Playboy.
She's "absolutely humiliated" her pictures were published in Playboy.
She wants to get married.
She wants to get divorced
Now she wants to have a baby... anyone want to bet the little nipper will be used for all sorts of publicity shots right after birth, then we'll hear about how the baby is interfering with her lifestyle, and before the baby is a year old, the baby will be in the full-time care of a nanny hired by her mother, to be hauled out for photo-ops and birthday parties that are little more than an excuse to spend money.


Came here for this, leaving happy. She's apparently one of the most superficial people around - you're talking about a person whose name you know only because she had a sex tape. Before her "big break" in 2007, she was a disciple of Paris Hilton's socialite scumbags. Now that she's managed to whine, wheedle, and wank her way to pseudo-celebrity, she's involved in increasingly obvious attempts to hitch her star (and, of course, dat ass) to the D-listers of the world for money and attention.

Why do we keep giving her exactly what she wants? Why do we keep paying attention to her? Nice asses aren't hard to come by, after all.
 
2013-01-09 11:33:11 PM  
I REALLY can't stand reality TV "stars".
 
2013-01-10 01:08:58 AM  
I gotta give him credit for holding her hand over the fire. The fact she isn't getting dat ass kissed like she is used to is probably driving her insane.

Admit the whole thing was a sham and he goes away. Fight it, and risk him being tied to that baby for the next 18 years. Don't like either option? Awww. Sucks to be you.
 
2013-01-10 07:45:25 AM  
Good for him.
 
2013-01-10 09:27:50 AM  

Brick-House: [spreadrumors.com image 523x417]

I wonder if she has thought to ask the Pope for an Annulment? I'm pretty sure the pope has a sense of humor.
[www.sandstorming.com image 96x96]


I believe she is orthodox, but the basic principles still apply


/shames me to say that she is orthodox
 
2013-01-10 11:09:58 AM  

Brick-House: [spreadrumors.com image 523x417]

I wonder if she has thought to ask the Pope for an Annulment? I'm pretty sure the pope has a sense of humor.
[www.sandstorming.com image 96x96]


Is the Pope laughing because the idea of an annulment for Kardashian is so funny or is he laughing because he's dead and can't do anything?
 
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