Lando Lincoln: * Offer null and void if you are fat and/or ugly.
cgraves67: How fast would they get sued if they tried that here?
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dear Walmart,I have SUCH a great idea for a marketing gimmick....
Contrabulous Flabtraption: France is getting a little fat
L.D. Ablo: I was wandering around outside in my briefs and no one gave me anything.
boinkingbill: It's all fun until Rosie O'donell shows up in underwear.
OhioUGrad: Also men in Paris apparently love their boxer briefs......who knew.
boinkingbill: It's all fun until Rosie O'donell shows up in tong underwear.
Thraeryn: OhioUGrad: Also men in Paris apparently love their boxer briefs......who knew.It's winter there, too. You want more than a thong covering your dong.
robohobo: cgraves67: How fast would they get sued if they tried that here?The cost of eyebleach alone...
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