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(UPI)   News: Paris designer store offers customers 50% off all clothes. FARK: If you take off 50% of your clothes. OOO LA LA   (upi.com) divider line 40
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2013-01-09 02:04:19 PM  
* Offer null and void if you are fat and/or ugly.
 
2013-01-09 02:18:34 PM  
I was wandering around outside in my briefs and no one gave me anything.
 
2013-01-09 02:38:31 PM  
That required a lot of oggling.  I think I tore a retina.
 
2013-01-09 04:32:14 PM  
Dear Walmart,

I have SUCH a great idea for a marketing gimmick....
 
2013-01-09 05:14:57 PM  
They just can't surrender those White Flags fast enough.
 
2013-01-09 05:24:08 PM  
what if I come naked?
 
2013-01-09 05:24:15 PM  

Lando Lincoln: * Offer null and void if you are fat and/or ugly.


sonuvabiatch
 
2013-01-09 05:24:24 PM  
How fast would they get sued if they tried that here?
 
2013-01-09 05:29:33 PM  

cgraves67: How fast would they get sued if they tried that here?


The cost of eyebleach alone...
 
2013-01-09 05:30:37 PM  
The real question: would you take off the left half or the right half?
 
2013-01-09 05:31:09 PM  
cdn.randomfunnypicture.com


/i can't believe you bastards didn't already post this...
 
2013-01-09 05:31:16 PM  
France is getting a little fat
 
2013-01-09 05:31:49 PM  
Hello, need help trying that on?

ph.cdn.photos.upi.com
 
2013-01-09 05:33:28 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dear Walmart,

I have SUCH a great idea for a marketing gimmick....


Fark you for putting that image in my head. I farking hate you.

On a lighter note, that would really make the whole "fitting room" process go a lot faster.
 
2013-01-09 05:34:49 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: France is getting a little fat


If it didn't say France, I would have assumed Murica.
 
2013-01-09 05:39:20 PM  

L.D. Ablo: I was wandering around outside in my briefs and no one gave me anything.


Not even a tazer to the gonads?
 
2013-01-09 05:41:13 PM  
While I have no objection to this, I find the current trend of clothes (bright colors and ugly cuts) not worth the effort of removing my outdated duds. Oh well.
 
2013-01-09 05:44:36 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dear Walmart,

I have SUCH a great idea for a marketing gimmick....


Too late. They've already implemented it.

www.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2013-01-09 05:52:36 PM  
Gimmicky gimmick is gimmicky.
 
2013-01-09 06:05:06 PM  
Things I learned from the article:

1) Desigual is like a French version of American Apparel.
2) I'd apparently fark a lot of French women.
 
2013-01-09 06:10:01 PM  
What a 50% clothed person may look like

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 06:13:44 PM  
*reads TFA

I can do bra/panties all day

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 06:14:39 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dear Walmart,

I have SUCH a great idea for a marketing gimmick....


Please say it is "50% off all clothes if you put on twice as many".
 
2013-01-09 06:15:09 PM  
She looks like she's ready to bargain hunt

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 06:17:10 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 06:18:54 PM  
It's all fun until Rosie O'donell shows up in tong underwear.
 
2013-01-09 06:19:08 PM  
For some reason when I saw "Paris" I was expecting more hot chicks, less hipster douches. Also men in Paris apparently love their boxer briefs......who knew.
 
2013-01-09 06:20:02 PM  

boinkingbill: It's all fun until Rosie O'donell shows up in underwear.


ouch.
 
2013-01-09 06:20:59 PM  

OhioUGrad: Also men in Paris apparently love their boxer briefs......who knew.


It's winter there, too. You want more than a thong covering your dong.
 
2013-01-09 06:21:20 PM  
/take 2

boinkingbill: It's all fun until Rosie O'donell shows up in tong underwear.


ouch.
 
2013-01-09 06:27:54 PM  
I like where this thread is going
 
2013-01-09 06:37:26 PM  

Thraeryn: OhioUGrad: Also men in Paris apparently love their boxer briefs......who knew.

It's winter there, too. You want more than a thong covering your dong.


True, but I would have figured boxers would be more prevalent than boxer briefs.
 
2013-01-09 06:42:42 PM  
Viva La France!
 
2013-01-09 06:58:41 PM  
Poor parisians are getting a biatchunkier. Eww.
 
2013-01-09 07:14:34 PM  
Or you could just go in jan. or July.

For the city wide sales.

I will always regret not buying those sneakers. They are my rosebud.
 
2013-01-09 07:23:42 PM  
I would have thought that at least one french dude would have a decent package. err not that I was looking
 
2013-01-09 07:46:21 PM  
bie?

eip

/obvious tag is obvious
 
2013-01-09 08:46:15 PM  

robohobo: cgraves67: How fast would they get sued if they tried that here?

The cost of eyebleach alone...


Probably would depend on which city they did it in.. San Francisco or New York, would probably be perfectly fine, since you can go completely naked in San Fran, and I think (just) topless in New York.. Although I believe SF is attempting to pass a law prohibiting it now.
 
2013-01-09 09:52:26 PM  
media.liveauctiongroup.net
 
2013-01-10 05:16:40 AM  
I might go with long underwear, but just bra and panties? No way.
 
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