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(Yahoo)   Fark ready headline: "Everywhere you look, Chris Christie"   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line 26
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2013-01-09 12:50:18 PM  
When he go to the theater, he sit next to *everyone*!
 
2013-01-09 01:49:13 PM  
When he sits around the house, he sits *around* the house!

THANK YOU THANK YOU, TRY THE VEAL
 
2013-01-09 02:28:42 PM  
Chris Christie is phat.
 
2013-01-09 02:29:19 PM  
He sat on a quarter and a booger came out of Washington's nose!
 
2013-01-09 02:31:50 PM  
Every where you look, Chris Christie?

dev.bukkit.org
 
2013-01-09 02:38:56 PM  
Unemployment was around 10% in NJ before Sandy hit. Why do people love this asshole?
 
2013-01-09 02:39:50 PM  

xanadian: When he sits around the house, he sits *around* the house!

THANK YOU THANK YOU, TRY THE VEAL


Not after Sandy.
 
2013-01-09 02:40:20 PM  
He's the best I've seen proposed for the job by the Republicans, not that I'll be voting for him. Who else are they going to put up there for 2016? Jindall? Ha! Trans-vag Governor? Ok! Maybe serve up some more stale Newt leftovers? Bring it.
 
2013-01-09 02:44:44 PM  
He's like three George Stephanopouloses!Stephanopouli?
 
2013-01-09 02:50:07 PM  
He's so fat his belt size is the equator, and when he wears stiletto heels, he strikes oil. And this one time he went bungie jumping and went straight to hell, or as I like to call it China, where he proceeded to get Chinese takeout before the bungie whipped him back to Jersey.
 
2013-01-09 02:54:21 PM  

Chris Christie!
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Chris Christie everywhere!

 
2013-01-09 02:56:01 PM  
www.the80sman.com
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a heart (there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a face of somebody who needs you.
 
2013-01-09 02:57:57 PM  
Your Governor is so fat, it took me two trains and a bus to get on his good side!
 
2013-01-09 02:58:59 PM  
He always seems to be a round.
 
2013-01-09 02:59:54 PM  
There is no way he'd pass the Presidential Fitness Test
 
2013-01-09 03:07:35 PM  
Chris Christie is so fat that to haul ass he'd have to make two trips.

Besides, he'll never get the GOP nomination. The Teatards hate him...Yankee RINO, same as Mittens.
 
2013-01-09 03:11:17 PM  

Stone Meadow: Besides, he'll never get the GOP nomination. The Teatards hate him...Yankee RINO, same as Mittens.


Yeah, if Mitt Romney couldn't get the nomination, neither can Chris Christie!

Waitaminute...
 
2013-01-09 03:21:46 PM  
Christe will get the Democratic nomination.
 
2013-01-09 03:26:52 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Stone Meadow: Besides, he'll never get the GOP nomination. The Teatards hate him...Yankee RINO, same as Mittens.

Yeah, if Mitt Romney couldn't get the nomination, neither can Chris Christie!

Waitaminute...


Nah, Christie and Romney are both 'damned Yankees', but the resemblance ends there. The base farking HATES Christie. Not only is he not a fundie, but he publicly embraced Djamgobama and then chided the GOP for dragging its feet on Sandy recover aid. Farking traitor... ;^)
 
2013-01-09 03:30:48 PM  

Holocaust Agnostic: Christe will get the Democratic nomination.


Believe it or not, that is the way I believe this will play out in the end

Republicans want crazies to run, Chris Christie isn't crazy enough for them
 
2013-01-09 03:37:11 PM  

Holocaust Agnostic: Christe will get eat the Democratic nomination.


I instinctively read the post like this the first go around.
 
2013-01-09 03:58:17 PM  
The Republicans are looking for someone to run, and Christie is not their man

/I regret nothing
 
2013-01-09 04:49:51 PM  

Stone Meadow: thurstonxhowell: Stone Meadow: Besides, he'll never get the GOP nomination. The Teatards hate him...Yankee RINO, same as Mittens.

Yeah, if Mitt Romney couldn't get the nomination, neither can Chris Christie!

Waitaminute...

Nah, Christie and Romney are both 'damned Yankees', but the resemblance ends there. The base farking HATES Christie. Not only is he not a fundie, but he publicly embraced Djamgobama and then chided the GOP for dragging its feet on Sandy recover aid. Farking traitor... ;^)


If they're Damn Yankees, the base should love them!

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2013-01-09 04:56:39 PM  
Help me! I'm suffocating!
 
2013-01-09 07:49:04 PM  
Chris Christie is so fat, his weight is a serious health issue.

/am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-09 10:16:53 PM  

AiryAnne: Every where you look, Chris Christie?

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Glad I wasn't the only one to immediately think of that.
 
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