Helena Handbasket: UberDave: what_now: scottydoesntknow: Or just go through it sporting a massive erection.I can't.You can always do what this guy did:[s13.postimage.org image 433x300]...should be worth some laughs.What do you suggest that women do? They made me take off my strap-on.
DS1970: Nofun: This moron's articles for the last few months (if not longer, didn't bother to check), have nearly all been TSA related.Author is a moron and a scumbag. I don't see him writing about the soldiers still fighting this war, or about the 9/11 rescue workers still waiting for medical care. These things are all fine, but the TSA: they're outrageous!We get it, you have a small dick. Now step through the damn scanner.You sound like an angry, lonely, mouth-breathing TSA agent. I'm opting out from now on. Kiss my ass.
what_now: scottydoesntknow: Or just go through it sporting a massive erection.I can't.
what_now: Nofun: Now step through the damn scanner.No. I had cancer once, I'd rather not have it again "..but they haven't tested.." exactly. They haven't tested it.However, I fly a lot, and I always opt out. I think this guy is full of shiat. ONE TIME, I had to wait more than a few minutes, and I made some noise about not being able to see my belongings and someone came over immediately.I have never been "herded into a little room", I have never had a TSA agent verbally harass me. I once had someone threaten to make me wait a long time, and I replied that if I was retaliated against for opting out I would most certainly be speaking to her supervisor. I said this loudly enough that a whole crowd of people heard me.Understand that the TSA works for you, understand that you have done nothing wrong. You need treat these people with politeness and if necessary firmness, like you would a recalcitrant child, and you will have no problems.
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