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(106.7 The D)   What you do on your free time is your business but when you're a priest calling 911 from a church asking to help with handcuffs and a gag, its everybody's business   (thedrocks.com) divider line 19
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2013-01-09 02:48:18 PM
The safe word is "repeat"
 
2013-01-09 02:50:31 PM

SomethingToDo: The safe word is "repeat"


And a rash of them today, to boot
 
2013-01-09 02:52:24 PM
Pete and repeat went into the BDSM club. Pete forget his safe word. Who was left?
 
2013-01-09 02:52:59 PM
IS this the same priest as last time, or a different one?

you never know
 
2013-01-09 02:53:45 PM
This seems to be happening about as often as mechanical problems on the 787.
 
2013-01-09 02:56:27 PM

Hagbardr: This seems to be happening about as often as mechanical problems on the 787.


Shame on ya for talkin bout 'merkin Boeing! Frog Airbus awaits your kin folk.
 
2013-01-09 02:56:29 PM
Churches are havens for sex offenders, pedophiles, and perverts. These should be shut down and their assets seized, like any criminal organization.
 
2013-01-09 02:59:40 PM

Rhypskallion: Churches are havens for sex offenders, pedophiles, and perverts. These should be shut down and their assets seized, like any criminal organization.


So is the Internet.
 
2013-01-09 03:00:29 PM
Holy Moses!
 
2013-01-09 03:05:18 PM
Why is this ever bodies business?
Last time I checked, "Everybody" was pretty much a pile of Atheist losers, who could give two shiats about anything else related to priests.
 
2013-01-09 03:14:44 PM

HartRend: Why is this ever bodies business?
Last time I checked, "Everybody" was pretty much a pile of Atheist losers, who could give two shiats about anything else related to priests.


Man, you get caught with a ball-gag in your mouth and a pair of handcuffs on and people just talk, talk, talk.
 
2013-01-09 03:16:19 PM
Was it the bishop, this time?
 
2013-01-09 03:17:18 PM

Old Man Winter: Rhypskallion: Churches are havens for sex offenders, pedophiles, and perverts. These should be shut down and their assets seized, like any criminal organization.

So is the Internet.


The internets don't try to hide their kinks.
 
2013-01-09 03:18:29 PM
Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor when his people are screwing up.
 
2013-01-09 03:19:04 PM
The 911 audio is priceless
 
2013-01-09 03:26:14 PM
I say good on the altar boy who was able to turn the tables on this guy!!
 
2013-01-09 03:30:26 PM

Rhypskallion: Churches are havens for sex offenders, pedophiles, and perverts. These should be shut down and their assets seized, like any criminal organization.


When was the last time you were in a church? I have been in hundreds, and I have yet to observe the falsehoods you claim.
Yes there are bad apples in every bunch, but that hardly makes it the norm.
Just because you are dead set on going to hell, don't make it your endeavor to spew your bullshiat online, particularly since it is actually bullshiat.
 
2013-01-09 03:32:47 PM
Apparently I need to start going to church. Scourge me Father, for I have sinned! Yeah, like that. Oh yeah.
 
2013-01-09 05:24:09 PM

HartRend:
When was the last time you were in a church? I have been in hundreds, and I have yet to observe the falsehoods you claim.
Yes there are bad apples in every bunch, but that hardly makes it the norm.
Just because you are dead set on going to hell, don't make it your endeavor to spew your bullshiat online, particularly since it is actually bullshiat.


Bravo. Good counter troll. Here's my return volley (pick one):

A) I've been on hundreds of battlefields, but I have never seen war. I'm not naive enough to think war is a falsehood.
B) If you're that desperate, you should try personal ads, and stop stalking churches.
C) Ohwaityou'eseriousletmelaughevenharder.jpg
 
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