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(USA Today)   I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. Now let's seal the deal with some Kelly Clarkson   (usatoday.com) divider line 22
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2013-01-09 01:45:06 PM  
i knew i shoulda voted for r'money.... :(
 
2013-01-09 01:46:03 PM  
...of course, then we'd be serenaded to by the likes of the Osmonds, but there you go.
 
2013-01-09 02:17:51 PM  
images.sodahead.com
Clearly, it should be A.C. and Gwar.
 
2013-01-09 02:18:54 PM  

xanadian: i knew i shoulda voted for r'money.... :(


The only good thing that'd come out of that would be the live performance of the Imperial March.
 
2013-01-09 02:18:59 PM  
Sheesh, the guy can't even round up his entertainment without picking a Republican! Who was this "lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul" that the Cons thought was president?
 
2013-01-09 02:19:09 PM  
This is an attempt to appease the masses.
 
2013-01-09 02:20:09 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: [images.sodahead.com image 350x273]
Clearly, it should be A.C. and Gwar.


Oderus would have to resurrect Seth first.
 
2013-01-09 02:22:16 PM  
I'd seal the deal with Kelly Clarkson
 
2013-01-09 02:25:03 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: A Dark Evil Omen: [images.sodahead.com image 350x273]
Clearly, it should be A.C. and Gwar.

Oderus would have to resurrect Seth first.


I think it would be very appropriate for Oderus to stand in as lead singer while operating Seth's corpse like a marionette.
 
2013-01-09 02:25:57 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: [images.sodahead.com image 350x273]
Clearly, it should be A.C. and Gwar.


He should have had a hip hop BBQ.
 
2013-01-09 02:30:29 PM  
Set up a halfpipe and bring in Kelly Clark instead. You could just use whatever she has playing on her ipod as the musical accompaniment.
 
2013-01-09 02:31:13 PM  

red5ish: This is an attempt to appease the masses.

 
2013-01-09 02:35:20 PM  
The amount of caring I have about this could possibly be measured in yoctocares.
 
2013-01-09 02:40:55 PM  

red5ish: This is an attempt to appease the masses.


Or, an attempt to make sure the caterers don't have leftovers.
 
2013-01-09 02:41:10 PM  

Straight to doom: xanadian: i knew i shoulda voted for r'money.... :(

The only good thing that'd come out of that would be the live performance of the Imperial March.


Wow, glad I decided to look back over the comments real quick, because I was just about to post something very similar. Romney and his ilk really do fit the Imperial mold, don't they?
 
2013-01-09 02:45:42 PM  
Yeah, but he doesn't mean it. He really wants Sista Souljah, Professor Griff and anyone from the X Clan who doesn't have AIDS.
 
2013-01-09 02:46:22 PM  

EyeballKid: red5ish: This is an attempt to appease the masses.

Or, an attempt to make sure the caterers don't have leftovers.


The janitorial staff better have their plungers ready.
 
2013-01-09 02:50:58 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Straight to doom: xanadian: i knew i shoulda voted for r'money.... :(

The only good thing that'd come out of that would be the live performance of the Imperial March.

Wow, glad I decided to look back over the comments real quick, because I was just about to post something very similar. Romney and his ilk really do fit the Imperial mold, don't they?


"The regional governors now have direct control over their territories." - Grand Moff Tarkin, referring to the effects of the dissolution of the Senate.

The Empire as tenthists. Who knew.
 
2013-01-09 03:47:00 PM  
I'll admit it, I liked that Breakaway song.
 
2013-01-09 04:16:59 PM  

xanadian: ...of course, then we'd be serenaded to by the likes of the Osmonds, but there you go.


Or Meat Loaf, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
 
2013-01-09 07:42:22 PM  
I'm sure when he's done he will heel it....right outta there.
yessirree.

/what?
 
2013-01-09 10:57:57 PM  
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