FARK.com: (7526382) To honor no-pants subway ride in NYC, Spokane robber attempts no-pants burglary. Suspect is white man in his 20's, about 5'8'' to 5'10", thin, and pantsless

		To honor no-pants subway ride in NYC, Spokane robber attempts no-pants burglary. Suspect is white man in his 20's, about 5'8'' to 5'10", thin, and pantsless (kxly.com)		21
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give me doughnuts		2013-01-09 03:40:54 PM

Does he have an accomplice who is hatless?

darth_badger		2013-01-09 04:34:23 PM

I GOT NO PANTS! I GOT NO PANTS! I GOT NO PANTS!

almandot		2013-01-09 04:34:53 PM

Oh, white you said?

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Grapple		2013-01-09 04:36:26 PM

I'm sure there is some kind of freckle that will tell if it's really the criminal or not... if you also just happen to be arrested for walking around with no pants on.

H31N0US		2013-01-09 04:37:52 PM

He's a freaky deak like winnie the pooh. T shirt, no pants and dance the boogaloo.

MBooda		2013-01-09 04:37:58 PM

White, or brownish?
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The water was cold		2013-01-09 04:38:53 PM

FTFA: "He was last seen ... with a fuzzy ball ..."

Argyle82		2013-01-09 04:40:37 PM

My guess is meth.....

Kumana Wanalaia		2013-01-09 04:44:08 PM

Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

braedan		2013-01-09 04:46:58 PM

That's some good proflin' there Kumana Wanalaia

nimeye		2013-01-09 04:47:57 PM

Well that describes me just about every day.

ElwoodCuse		2013-01-09 04:48:42 PM

done in one

Amos Quito		2013-01-09 04:51:29 PM

Circumcisal evidence?

millsapian87		2013-01-09 04:53:57 PM

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

//from a way old Top Five list

zerkalo		2013-01-09 05:15:54 PM

Spokompton, everybody. Spokompton

ArkAngel		2013-01-09 05:19:48 PM

give me doughnuts: Does he have an accomplice who is hatless?

He wasn't involved. At the time he was headed towards that place that sells chili.

blatz514		2013-01-09 05:28:41 PM

I'm sure he was stumbling home from the bar and realized he needed to take a shiat. Was just pre-gaming to be sure he was ready.

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LOGINGOESHERE		2013-01-09 09:55:08 PM

give me doughnuts: Does he have an accomplice who is hatless?

Done in one!

Dreamless		2013-01-09 11:27:17 PM

I hope they throw his pantsless butt in jail.

John's Long Mustache		2013-01-10 01:31:19 AM

Kumana Wanalaia: Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

Came here for this. Leaving happy.

StoPPeRmobile		2013-01-10 02:46:47 AM

20" penis?

Wha?

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