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(Salon)   Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was on Colbert last night, and he brought the funny. Do yourself a favor and watch   (salon.com) divider line 38
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2013-01-09 10:27:14 AM
a very well-spoken young man, indeed.
 
2013-01-09 10:29:43 AM
Gooey for Kluwe.
 
2013-01-09 12:49:54 PM
Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link
 
2013-01-09 12:50:42 PM

FlashHarry: a very well-spoken young man, indeed.


That definitely struck me. He comes off as a massive geek who just happens to excel at kicking a ball a long way.

There aren't many professional athletes like him. Then again, it's difficult to get a big ego when you're a punter.

And he also wrote this, which was posted yesterday as well. He's hilarious. "Fromunda stain" was not a fluke.
 
2013-01-09 12:53:53 PM

Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link


On a funnier note, here's a life in the day of a NFL punter, also by Kluwe obviously.
 
2013-01-09 12:54:38 PM

FishyFred: FlashHarry: a very well-spoken young man, indeed.

That definitely struck me. He comes off as a massive geek who just happens to excel at kicking a ball a long way.

There aren't many professional athletes like him. Then again, it's difficult to get a big ego when you're a punter.

And he also wrote this, which was posted yesterday as well. He's hilarious. "Fromunda stain" was not a fluke.


Well fark.
 
2013-01-09 01:05:56 PM
While I'm an NFL fanatic, it's sometimes disappointing to observe the hyper-macho ethos that permeates the league. But much like the military was, there are plenty of homogheys who play the game but have to keep it on the DL. I don't know why people don't realize this, and Kluwe briefly mentions as much in this clip.

You can be macho as all hell and still love teh cock. There's no reason to have to hide it in 2013, as the politician Kluwe attacked suggested. I mean, look at our sports tab. Some of the most fanatical liberals on Fark are also the biggest contributors over there. None of us care if you slob knob. Hell, we want you to be proud about it, and not have to hide behind an obsolete unspoken code of football conduct. Just get my team back in the playoffs, dammit, even if you have to suck 37 dicks to do it.

As for the clip itself, it was hilarious.
 
2013-01-09 01:10:50 PM

GAT_00: Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link

On a funnier note, here's a life in the day of a NFL punter, also by Kluwe obviously.


Epic. Wonder what his Fark handle is.
 
2013-01-09 01:13:56 PM

Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link


OK, what's this guy's Fark user name?  He certainly sounds like a couple of the more enjoyable people I could name around here.  In any event, that was very nice.
 
2013-01-09 01:25:40 PM

Cyberluddite: Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link

OK, what's this guy's Fark user name?  He certainly sounds like a couple of the more enjoyable people I could name around here.  In any event, that was very nice.


I was kidding at first, but now I actually believe he's a Farker. The way he writes mirrors several of my favorite posters here, and the style and phrasing seems quite Fark-ish. We already know he's an online forum nerd.

Sorry for the painful pun, but you need to out yourself, Kluwe. We know you're here, somewhere.
 
2013-01-09 01:27:46 PM

Cyberluddite: Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link

OK, what's this guy's Fark user name?  He certainly sounds like a couple of the more enjoyable people I could name around here.  In any event, that was very nice.


dickfreckle: GAT_00: Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link

On a funnier note, here's a life in the day of a NFL punter, also by Kluwe obviously.

Epic. Wonder what his Fark handle is.


He's a Redditor, but that's all I know.  He's on the NFL sub every once in a while.
 
2013-01-09 01:30:58 PM

Cyberluddite: Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link

OK, what's this guy's Fark user name?  He certainly sounds like a couple of the more enjoyable people I could name around here.  In any event, that was very nice.


He hangs out over at Reddit. Karma whore.
 
2013-01-09 02:30:36 PM
Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©
 
2013-01-09 02:32:20 PM
I don't always agree with everything he writes that ends up on Deadspin (although it's rare that I don't), but he is a really funny writer.  And pretty sharp, too.
 
2013-01-09 02:49:47 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©


did you read the interview? he comes off as extremely intelligent and thoughtful.
 
2013-01-09 02:53:09 PM

Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link


Ah yes, that is where the phrase 'lustful cockmonster' came from, at least for me. Thanks for the reminder.
 
2013-01-09 02:55:30 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©


Yea, not seeing anything wrong with what he said.
 
2013-01-09 02:57:55 PM

dickfreckle: Cyberluddite: Ebenator: Here's the letter to Deadspin if you haven't seen it yet...Link

OK, what's this guy's Fark user name?  He certainly sounds like a couple of the more enjoyable people I could name around here.  In any event, that was very nice.

I was kidding at first, but now I actually believe he's a Farker. The way he writes mirrors several of my favorite posters here, and the style and phrasing seems quite Fark-ish. We already know he's an online forum nerd.

Sorry for the painful pun, but you need to out yourself, Kluwe. We know you're here, somewhere.


God, if he is a farker I will just die of embarrassment.

Mr. Kluwe, if you're in here, I apologize for my behavior. I admire your wit and writing style very much, as well as your passion for gay rights. I do not actually objectify you sexually as I have claimed to in these threads; I was being funny. I already have two husbands to deal with, anyway. If we ever met, I would love to talk books and play Magic, and that's about as far as I'd ever really go with you. Sincerely, Bunny Deville.

/also I found out Gooey4Kluwe won't fit on a customized jersey, I need help thinking up something new.
 
2013-01-09 03:04:31 PM

FlashHarry: Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©

did you read the interview? he comes off as extremely intelligent and thoughtful.


Exactly.
 
2013-01-09 03:04:54 PM
Is it just me, or is this link missing a video?
 
2013-01-09 03:06:04 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©


I can't find the old image macro, but isn't this the phrase: "Fark Independent: A rugged individualist who always votes Republican"?  It was coined for all the Farkers fleeing from any connection to the party of Bush.  On its face, it has little to do with libertarians.

/send in the Fark historian
 
2013-01-09 03:20:11 PM

Bunny Deville: Gooey4Kluwe


Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and call "Ew."

Lumpmoose: Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©

I can't find the old image macro, but isn't this the phrase: "Fark Independent: A rugged individualist who always votes Republican"?  It was coined for all the Farkers fleeing from any connection to the party of Bush.  On its face, it has little to do with libertarians.

/send in the Fark historian


It could.  Fark Independent is for mostly the people on here like DIA who claim that they aren't beholden to parties yet compulsively vote Republican and never have a single thought that doesn't sound like it came from a RNC newsletter.  They may claim to be a Libertarian, but that isn't a complete overlap.  I suspect the ones who claim that they are Libertarian are the ones who are already getting Social Security checks and live entirely off their government subsidy.
 
2013-01-09 03:21:53 PM

Bunny Deville: God, if he is a farker I will just die of embarrassment.


I never got a good look at him until the Colbert interview. I'm not ashamed to say I'd like to climb that boy like a tree. Lordy.
 
2013-01-09 03:23:03 PM

Lumpmoose: Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©

I can't find the old image macro, but isn't this the phrase: "Fark Independent: A rugged individualist who always votes Republican"?  It was coined for all the Farkers fleeing from any connection to the party of Bush.  On its face, it has little to do with libertarians.

/send in the Fark historian


Good luck finding any of those people who throw the "Fark Independent" label around who actually believe there are any libertarians out there.  Mostly you get a big dose of derp in response by some semi-brain dead sheep who claims to know how someone always votes no matter what they say.
 
2013-01-09 03:32:00 PM
I love Kluwe. Wish he didn't show up dressed like he got lost on the way to a Jack Johnson concert, but I love Kluwe.
 
2013-01-09 03:36:15 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Don't start sucking his dick so fast guys. He's a Fark Independent©


But he doesn't suck Ayn Rand' s dick, so he can' t be all bad.
 
2013-01-09 03:38:30 PM

Quasar: I love Kluwe. Wish he didn't show up dressed like he got lost on the way to a Jack Johnson concert, but I love Kluwe.


What's with wearing flip-flops in NY in January? Aren't his feet sort of important?
 
2013-01-09 03:38:44 PM
He also trolled the NFL by wearing a "Vote for Ray Guy" sticker over the HOF patch all of the teams wore a few weeks ago. Even as a Packer fan I think he's the man. I hope has a long and very active career with the VIkings :)
 
2013-01-09 03:40:14 PM

FlashHarry: did you read the interview? he comes off as extremely intelligent and thoughtful.


He IS very intelligent and thoughtful.

Lumpmoose: I can't find the old image macro, but isn't this the phrase: "Fark Independent: A rugged individualist who always votes Republican"?


No, it's someone you assume votes Republican.
 
2013-01-09 03:40:55 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Is it just me, or is this link missing a video?


I'm assuming it's buried under three or four layers of extraneous script that I would rather avoid. I was sort of hoping to find a quick link to some other site from one of the innertube gurus around here. But I can see I have to do everything myself. Again. As usual.
 
2013-01-09 03:55:31 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: FlashHarry: did you read the interview? he comes off as extremely intelligent and thoughtful.

He IS very intelligent and thoughtful.

Lumpmoose: I can't find the old image macro, but isn't this the phrase: "Fark Independent: A rugged individualist who always votes Republican"?

No, it's someone you assume votes Republican.


i2.photobucket.com

"Anyone who says they vote Republican is a Republican!  Anyone who says they vote Libertarian is a well-trained Republican!  Get some!"
 
2013-01-09 04:07:34 PM

FishyFred: And he also wrote this,


Awesome.
 
2013-01-09 04:09:21 PM

Nabb1: "Anyone who says they vote Republican is a Republican! Anyone who says they vote Libertarian is a well-trained Republican! Get some!"


Well done, counselor!
 
2013-01-09 04:16:05 PM

Quasar: I love Kluwe. Wish he didn't show up dressed like he got lost on the way to a Jack Johnson concert, but I love Kluwe.


Ugh. That hat's terrible.
 
2013-01-09 04:59:45 PM

Theaetetus: Quasar: I love Kluwe. Wish he didn't show up dressed like he got lost on the way to a Jack Johnson concert, but I love Kluwe.

Ugh. That hat's terrible.


With sandals, no less. In January.

Kluwe's fashion consultant:
thelyfsoshort.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-09 05:56:20 PM
Anyone have a link that's not blocked outside of the USA?
 
2013-01-09 08:14:25 PM

Bunny Deville:

Mr. Kluwe, if you're in here, I apologize for my behavior. I admire your wit and writing style very much, as well as your passion for gay rights. I do not actually objectify you sexually as I have claimed to in these threads; I was being funny. I already have two husbands to deal with, anyway. If we ever met, I would love to talk books and play Magic, and that's about as far as I'd ever really go with you. Sincerely, Bunny Deville.

/also I found out Gooey4Kluwe won't fit on a customized jersey, I need help thinking up something new.



That's disgusting! :^P
 
2013-01-10 03:31:34 AM
Nope, ain't gonna click it. Wouldn't be prudent.

If the viking's punter is on Colbert, he's straight up Libtard, apparently spewing what subby thinks is straight up FarkLibtard sewage.

I'd rather listen to BoomStick.
 
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