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(Slashdot)   Due to a worldwide barium shortage, if you have a surplus the medical community would like you to get off your ass. Canada, what else do you have stored near the maple syrup stash?   (science.slashdot.org) divider line 23
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2013-01-09 11:28:05 AM  
My Undertaker says, if they didn't make it and are dead, Barium.
 
2013-01-09 12:33:30 PM  
But 'e says 'e's not dead yet.
 
2013-01-09 12:37:02 PM  
Shortage cause by?.... well most of the Barium Sulfate (80% or something) is actually used in drilling.... like in for oil and stuff..... and there has recently been a boom in that sort of thing.

Free markets. How do they work?
 
2013-01-09 12:37:18 PM  
The world does need more (barium) enemas. But I'm not behind this.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:51 PM  
"Does anyone know of alternatives to barium?"

Burnem
Stuffem
dumpeminalake
 
2013-01-09 12:56:55 PM  
The shortage is due to the chem-trails hanging over our heads right now
 
2013-01-09 01:07:29 PM  
Barium?

But I haven't killed 'im
 
2013-01-09 01:17:44 PM  
You know, they could recover the Barium that they use for radiology... by... uh... never mind.
 
2013-01-09 01:24:36 PM  
That headline makes no sense.
 
2013-01-09 01:24:48 PM  
That movie was prophetic...

...we really DO need The Fifth Element!
 
2013-01-09 01:25:40 PM  
chemistry fail.

ignore previous post.
 
2013-01-09 01:30:06 PM  

Nothing To See Here: My Undertaker says, if they didn't make it and are dead, Barium.


Does your undertaker bury you often?
 
2013-01-09 01:43:35 PM  
My grandma was talking one day about the bavarian swallow she had to do. She kept saying bavarian swallow. My dad asked me what she meant and all I could think of was my grandma was going to be in german pron. Turns out it was a barium swallow. So maybe German Gizz could be a substitute

/I know cool story bro
 
2013-01-09 01:47:53 PM  

kvinesknows: "Does anyone know of alternatives to barium?"

Burnem
Stuffem
dumpeminalake



Fred, I think we've got an 'eater'.
i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-09 01:49:24 PM  
Correction: If you have a surplus of barium, the medical community would like to get off in your ass.
 
2013-01-09 02:03:17 PM  
Sorry Subby, you misunderstood. Canada has a surplus of beerium.
 
2013-01-09 02:18:18 PM  
i.imgur.com

Can we help, eh?
 
2013-01-09 02:44:51 PM  
Barrium Bologna anyone?

Link
 
2013-01-09 03:08:15 PM  

Nothing To See Here: My Undertaker says, if they didn't make it and are dead, Barium.


Don't barium before you smelt 'em.
 
2013-01-09 04:45:52 PM  
What will we do with our dead chemists now?
 
2013-01-09 09:01:57 PM  
Barium saved my life.

/no joke
 
2013-01-10 06:36:08 AM  
FTA: Does anyone know of alternatives to barium?

Crematum and especially remulsum are both cheaper than barium
 
2013-01-11 12:40:40 PM  
we don't like to talk about our stache, of anything

however we can whip up a poutine for all of the tri-state area in about 10 minutes
 
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