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(Huffington Post)   The latest Birther target? Chief Justice John Roberts, whom they want impeached if he swears in the foreign usurper Balrog HUSSEIN Taxbongo for a second term   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 32
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2013-01-09 12:02:23 PM  
40 votes:
Midway through the oath Obama is going to stop, take the Bible from Roberts' hands, tear it asunder to reveal the secret Koran within, then tear off his suit to reveal a dashiki -- cut very tightly in the groinal regions -- before finishing the oath in that African clicking language, then climbing atop the podium and doing an Atomic Koran Drop on Roberts and, as the Kenyan National Anthem plays, looking into the camera and saying "You should have listened to the blogger-patriots!" before breaking into maniacal laughter and taking a Sharpie to the Constitution to cross out "to bear arms" and replace it with "mandatory gay marriage."
2013-01-09 02:15:19 PM  
4 votes:

Shostie: Alright. This has gone on long enough. Where's Ashton? Come on out and show us where the cameras are.


Nah, Ashton's not involved. But any day now Orly will remove the wig and reveal she is actually Sacha Baron Cohen.
2013-01-09 12:30:02 PM  
4 votes:
Oh, Balrog Obama has a fun GIS.

www.jeffhead.com

/thanks subby
2013-01-09 11:51:20 AM  
4 votes:
So, let me get this straight. Obama served a term but really wasn't president because he was ineligible. Does that mean that term didn't count? If so, then why would the 22nd amendment apply to him? Obama 2016!!!!
2013-01-09 09:32:19 AM  
4 votes:

FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.

it's really more of a paste now.
2013-01-09 01:35:14 PM  
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Publikwerks: Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't tell them!


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Don't worry, they're not listening anyway.
2013-01-09 11:08:34 AM  
3 votes:

nekom: Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.


you mean benghazi... in africa? that's near kenya, i think!
2013-01-09 10:17:10 AM  
3 votes:
Alright. This has gone on long enough. Where's Ashton? Come on out and show us where the cameras are.
2013-01-09 09:37:01 AM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: Doesn't he get credit for not really swearing in Obama four years ago?


That was a start, but if we had a real Chief Justice and not a RINO, he would have arrested the Muslin Usuper on the spot, held an instant show trial (which if you study out the Constitution, he has the right to do) and built a gallows and hanged 0Bozo that very day. Shows how high up the conspiracy has gotten.
2013-01-09 03:50:25 PM  
2 votes:

DancingElkCondor: leonel: I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.

Natural Born Citizen is the issue......where one must be born inside the country AND the parents are both US citizens at the time of birth.

Unfortunately you will not get real discussion on the subject because the same people so critical of anyone bringing up the issue are the same ones who get their science from Al Gore and Al Gorezeera


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2013-01-09 11:40:48 AM  
2 votes:
And this year he's swearing him in TWICE. So, no presidential elections til 2020!
2013-01-09 03:34:51 PM  
1 votes:

Virtual Pariah: I'm ok with it.
That would allow for Obama to appoint another Judge.


No no no. If The very act of swearing Obama in nullifies everything that happened from that point forward. Bush is interim president and Robert Bork is no longer dead, therefore next in line.
2013-01-09 03:29:58 PM  
1 votes:
I killed a Balrog once in D&D, but my character was 15th level and had a +2 holy bane: evil outsider greatsword.

True story.
2013-01-09 03:03:17 PM  
1 votes:

Lochsteppe: Of course not. Chester A. Arthur had the proper skin color for service as the head of the Executive Branch, as set forth in the Leventy-Ninth Amendment.


Chester AKBAR Arthur? We're lucky the union survived.
2013-01-09 02:49:06 PM  
1 votes:
wait til he swears him in for his 3rd term, their really go batshiat crazy.
2013-01-09 02:43:56 PM  
1 votes:
Ah, the Mines of Derp. You Farkers fear to go into there.

You know what the Birthers unearthed when they dug too greedily and too deep. Whaargble and blame!
2013-01-09 02:30:04 PM  
1 votes:

GoodyearPimp: KangTheMad: McCain wasn't born in America either, nobody complained about that.

Well, actually the Senate passed a resolution affirming that McCain met the requirements. I think the fact that they didn't do the same for Obama speaks for itself.


Right, considering Obama - unlike McCain - was actually born in the United States and eligible to be President.
2013-01-09 02:29:50 PM  
1 votes:
It's good to know that as much as the 2000 florida debacle darkened the sky for liberals, a little melanin has made it pour fire and shiat for the teatards.

good luck with that.
2013-01-09 02:26:43 PM  
1 votes:
I fully support impeaching Justice Roberts, along with the rest of the conservative wing of the Supreme Court.
2013-01-09 02:24:10 PM  
1 votes:

leonel: I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.


Natural Born Citizen is the issue......where one must be born inside the country AND the parents are both US citizens at the time of birth.

Unfortunately you will not get real discussion on the subject because the same people so critical of anyone bringing up the issue are the same ones who get their science from Al Gore and Al Gorezeera
2013-01-09 02:18:25 PM  
1 votes:
What comes after embarrassment??

oooh Oooooh pick me....pick me!!!

What is crazier than a shiathouse rat?

You are correct
2013-01-09 02:17:44 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: Oh, Balrog Obama has a fun GIS.


First thought was "why is the gayest looking Star Wars kid in Gandalf's place?" Then I looked closer. Then my brain fled my skull yelling "Fly, you fools!"
2013-01-09 02:17:12 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, impeach Roberts. I'm sure his replacement will suit your ideals much better.
2013-01-09 02:10:09 PM  
1 votes:
media.eventhubs.com
RIP Balrog
2013-01-09 01:27:57 PM  
1 votes:

Publikwerks: Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?


SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't tell them!
2013-01-09 01:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?
2013-01-09 12:18:47 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And this year he's swearing him in TWICE. So, no presidential elections til 2020!


He did that last time too, remember?  So it'll be 2024.
2013-01-09 11:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
Taxbongo...I like that one, I haven't seen it yet. I'm not keeping up with the floor humpers very much these days though.
2013-01-09 11:02:41 AM  
1 votes:

Blues_X: Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
it's really more of a paste now.

Soon it will just be a chicken nugget.


No.  It will be the pink slime of the pre-nugget.
2013-01-09 10:53:33 AM  
1 votes:

nekom: Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.


They learned to multitask.
2013-01-09 10:45:16 AM  
1 votes:
Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 09:34:37 AM  
1 votes:
Doesn't he get credit for not really swearing in Obama four years ago?
 
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